Bilton School


Bilton School are cunts.

They decided to have a culture celebration day, great, but they didn’t want to celebrate British culture.

One pupil who arrived wearing a Union Jack dress was kicked out of the event, the pupils had been encouraged to wear attire that reflects their heritage but obviously not British because that’s racist.
The girl has a little speech about drinking tea and talking about the weather, nothing controversial but she wasn’t allowed to give it.

Maybe they would have been happy with a Nigerian kid spouting the merits of FGM or an Afghan promoting child marriage or P saying cousin marriage was cool.

The School have apologised 😂

BBC News.

Nominated by : Sick of it

Second Reich (see what I did there? – NA) from Adolph Schicklgrüüber:

Absolutely seconded !

With Admin`s permission, may venture to add another link here (containing a rather hastily appended statement of apology to their very own website) …

Bilton School for Nazis.

We all have a right to express our opinions.

Gott weiß I did !

EXTRA! EXTRA! Update from our Education Correspondent, Night Admin – NA:

The school has closed. Unfortunately not for good. Sly News.

Amazon [13]


Now what the fuck has happened to amazon?

Used to be pronto delivery but my latest experience’s say otherwise. Two products, one an aircon re gas system that I assume was smuggled into the UK from Poland in someone’s baggage, and my other purchase a bird scarer to protect my Blueberry’s from the pigeons, looking at its rate of travel I can only assume that it is being smuggled out of China up someone’s arse and looks like it will arrive shortly before next years harvest!

Product Update…
the bird scarer was shit, the pigeon’s love it, probably why you don’t see many of them about. Air con regas was good though

CMSWire (Link by Jeezum Priest)

Nominated by : Lord benny

Labour’s ‘Annus Horribilis

is a cunt

Well here we are cunters; the first anniversary of Labour’s ‘loveless landslide’, and as the late great Queen Betty II would have put it, ‘it’s been a right fucking’ “annus horribilis” for the cunts’.

Indeed. I mean, where to start? I suppose that the economy’s as good a place as any. Labour was all about ‘change’; you know, broadening opportunity for business, instilling confidence, creating loads of new jobs and incentives, no tax hikes and shit. But then…stands back in amazement. Rachel from accounts suddenly realises that she’s got a big black hole to fill, extending to about £20 billion. ‘Nobody told me’, squeaks the Richard III doppelganger, ‘now tax and national insurance will have to go up. And as for our promise on not axeing the winter fuel allowance, well it’s got to go. After all, we’ll got to find the billions needed to pay for thousands of “irregular” migrants and a load of loony “net zero” initiatives from somewhere’.

And speaking of financial matters, we of course have just witnessed the pathetic sight of the PM folding like a piece of wet bog roll on the subject of much-needed reform of the out-of-control benefits system. Faced by a massive revolt by his own back benchers, Sir FreeGear has had to slink away, leaving the rebels with the knowledge that they’ve now got him by the short and curlies in future. Run the country? He couldn’t run a bath.

And speaking of illegal migrants, old beloved leader promised to get a grip on this festering problem, with all of its damaging social and economic consequences. So he immediately cancelled the proposed Rwanda plan for deterrence, and replaced it with a vague and useless pledge to ‘smash the gangs’. Strangely enough, they’ve flocked into the land of milk and honey by the tens of thousands during Labour’s first year. It’s the nation’s only growth industry.

And speaking of gangs, for months the government blocked all talk of a national inquiry into P*K! rape gangs, with our very own Max Headroom lookalike saying that those calling for such an inquiry were ‘climbing onto a far-right bandwagon’. Funnily enough, when Baroness Casey’s report hit the front pages in mid-June and the extent of the problem was clear for all to see, ol’ Keir Shitter had to back peddle furiously. The genie wasn’t going back into the bottle, no way. We’re all ‘far right’ now then, Sir Keir, and that includes you. Now watch this space as the government desperately tries to ‘manage’ the scope and the extent of the inquiry.

Naturally TwoTier had hardly got his foot in the door at No 10 before the betrayal of the Brexit referendum was underway. No mention of this in the manifesto of course, but he signed us up to a regulatory regime in exports which ‘realigns’ us with Brussels, Labour Newspeak for ‘puts us back under the EU thumb’, and sells out our fishermen in the process, not to mention 17.5 million members of the electorate.

And speaking of foreign policy successes, how could we forget the Chagos Islands sell-out, and the ludicrous spectacle of shilly-shallying over the bombing of Iran, when *wife’s voice, as she reads over my shoulder*, ‘blimey, is this a cunting or a dissertation?’. Yeah she’s right, I could go on on the vile duplicity and hypocrisy of Labour, the lies and the u-turns, but I guess that cunters know where I stand on the subject by now.

‘Can I take it that you won’t be voting Labour next time then dear?’ says the missus.
‘Vote Labour?’ says I. ‘I’d rather shit in my hand and clap’. I bloody well would too.

the sun

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Flying Ant Day

 

I’ve seen a couple of news items about this. The usual

” home owners URGED to keep windows and doors shut…”

So, here’s the skinny

Basically, you can’t stop them.
Buy fly spray, or a blowtorch ( which is probably more environmentally friendly)

Happy Flying Ant Day, folks!

good house keeping</

Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Norman.

Seconded, Jeezum.

I was plagued by then last year. The back garden was a like scene from the Ten Commandments.

‘But… But they are harmless..’

Maybe, but there are literally hundreds of them. Their coming is of Old Testament proportions.

Only thing that did the trick was the hosepipe and power washer.
It drowned all the cunts that were on my garden furniture. And I also drowned/flooded all the sods that were on, and coming out of, the flags on the ground. A bit of bleach on the ground to add to the water also helps. They are cunts.

Neil Kinnock (4)

Sky news

The Labour comedy shitshow continues apace. Welfare cuts abandoned, Rachel from Complaints is crying in Parliament, and the former leader starts a new Fruitcake Party to attract the looniest of the Left. What’s to be done?

Nil desperandum, Sky News has the answer. Wheel out Welshus Windbaggius from its display case in the Natural History Museum, believed to have become extinct some time in the Jurassic period.

Tax wealth over £10 million to fill Rachel’s black hole says the demented old pillock, ‘..seemingly unaware that money can be transferred…’ out of the country at the touch of a computer keyboard. Or does the retard think we still have exchange controls? Wealth Taxes have been ditched by nearly every country that’s ever tried them because they’re a costly administrative nightmare and encourage behaviour change to avoid them. The French Wealth Tax cost more than it raised.

So fuck off Robin Hood, you’re just driven by greed and envy of those richer than yourself. Most people would be more than happy with your 6 taxpayer-funded pensions. But obviously not good enough for a cunt like you.

Somewhere in Wales a village is missing its idiot.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.