is a cunt.

Spare a thought for man-bun hipster soyboys Hugo and Josh, cunters. Finding a £7-a-third barrel aged mango and pineapple blancmange New England IPA is getting harder and harder as oh-so-cool Brewdog has finally been found out. Fewer and fewer pubs are stocking their overpriced rat urine.

The Ben & Jerrys of beer have never missed an opportunity to leap onto the latest passing woke bandwagon to demonstrate their cool, bien pensant credentials. Which makes the fact that their shitshow is now dependent on Wetherspoons and their Brexit-supporting boss Tim Martin all the more ironic.

Come on Tim, chuck the cunts out of your pubs as well and hopefully they’ll go bust. Hugo and Josh will just have to hold their noses and mix with all those ghastly Reform voters in Spoons in future. It’s no wonder they’re in tears.

the sun

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

is a cunt.

Go on cunters, admit it. You hoped that you’d heard the last of the notorious Wee Jimmy Krankie look-alike after her desperate and spectacular fall from grace as Scotland’s First Minister.

‘Fraid not. The chunky little chancer is still seen hanging about Holyrood very occasionally, still trousering her MSP’s salary for seemingly doing very little. But lately she’s chiefly out and about on the promo circuit, desperately trying to drum up enthusiasm for her memoir ‘Frankly (or how I shafted Alex Salmond)’. No doubt stacks of these volumes will shortly be making their way to remainder bookshops and charity stores near you. Snap up your copy while stocks last.

But that’s not the worst of it, no. Get this; wee Nick Nick is talking about leaving behind the bagpipes and misty mountain land of her fathers, in order to seek some anonymity away from her goldfish bowl life in Scotland. Her persistent self-promotion notwithstanding, she’s claiming that the constant glare of being in the spotlight is all getting a bit much.

Whence might some solace be sought, I hear you ask? Perhaps lost among the teeming millions of Paris or New York, or in the quiet stillness of the Alps? Er… well no. Apparently Wee Jimmy, who has spent much of her life as a professional berater of England and the English, now spends a lot of her time in London, and is thinking of moving there. Dr Johnson’s noble prospect of that high road south does indeed beckon.

‘England is not yet a foreign country, would never be a foreign country, obviously even when we’re independent’ burbles Krankie, somewhat confusingly. Funny, but if Scottish independence is ever realised, here’s one Englishman who’s under the impression that England will indeed be ‘a foreign country’ to Scotland, just as much as France, Switzerland, or anywhere else for that matter. But then I don’t think that Sturgeon ever figured out just what independence for Scotland would REALLY mean in terms of its future status vis-a-vis the remainder of the UK. I think she thought of it somewhat in terms of the Markles’ ‘half in half out’ arrangement with the monarchy; keep the good bits, ditch the bad.

Personally I’m not enamoured by the prospect of some hypocrite who’s made a career of moaning, whingeing and bitching about the English moving south to take up residence, so as the wife would say, ‘get tae fuck Krankie’. Scotland’s fucking welcome to you.

the courier

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Highwaymen are cunts.

BBC News.

Silly of me I know but I’d assumed half starved vagabonds accosting weary travellers had died out with Dick Turpin et al..

How wrong can a cunt be?

Very it seems, although this one is imported, from Germany…doesn’t appear very Aryan to me but my eyesight is not what it was.
(I double checked and yeah, not very Aryan – NA)

Another in my more than occasional series, the BBC Sob Story.

Just up the road from Howarth, this caper is most certainly not from the pages of Wuthering Heights.

Dear me.

Stand and Delivered by : Unkle Terry

is a cunt.

Also and the BBC’s blatant reluctance to acknowledge the government’s insistence on stopping the production of ICE vehicles and to the production of EV’s that the vast majority with any sense just don’t want to buy.

Read through this long winded article and the fact no one (well unless you’re a puff or a tree hugger) wants to buy ev’s is barely mentioned….goes on a lot about brexit being the cause of the decline and just breezes over the fact successive governments have told well informed businesses that they need to make milk floats that don’t sell instead of ones that do….and now they are in the shit, so effectively by the time 2030 or whatever date it is they have to stop making ICE vehicles, all our vehicle manufacturers would have gone bust, so all these new ev’s will have to be shipped over from China….with a huge carbon footprint. Wankers.

bbcnews

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

*** EMERGENCY CUNTING ***

The High Cunt has decided that a temporary injunction preventing illegal migrants from being housed at The Bell Hotel in Epping should be overturned. Well what a surprise.

Cunters might like to note that the judge that read out the ruling, Lord Justice Bean, is a long time member of The Society for Labour Lawyers, and indeed, a former treasurer I believe (I must of course emphasise that nothing whatsoever should be inferred from this in any way, shape or form;a pure coincidence, I’m sure).

Tory Leader Kemi Badenoch stated afterwards that ‘Starmer has shown that he puts the rights of illegal immigrants above the rights of British people’. It might be a good ‘un after Tory uselessless on the subject for donkey’s, but you can’t argue the truth of it. I now fear for the welfare of Nigel Farage, who is, I’m sure, on the verge of self-combustion.

Is this government completely, utterly tone deaf and unable to read the room, or does it simply not give a flying fuck for the opinions of the mugs who not only have to live with this stinking invasion, but also pay for the privilege? In my opinion its not just incompetent beyond belief. I think it’s full of liars and cowards, and rotten to its very core.

A little win for the government then, and I bet they’re all having a superior little virtue-signalling snigger at the expense of all us nasty bigots and far right extremists at the moment. What they can’t seem to understand at all is that they’ve lit the blue touch paper; the only question in my mind is how much more will it take before the dynamite blows the fucking roof off?

Fuck of and die Labour, with my very best wishes.

The Stun.

Nominated by : Ron Knee