Hajj – or whatever religious equivalent is applicable.

With amusing regularity, this seems to happen every time a few million cretinous zealots simultaneously try to reach some shit-hole to do whatever the fuck it is they think they need to do when a tract of their religious fairy story instructs them that`s what they should do, on a regular basis.

Here`s a recent example …

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It seems to me your `God` is trying to tell you something.

You mental cunts.

And long may it continue!

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Does anyone remember Nicola Bulley. Went missing, found drowned days later, in the river that runs through were she lived.

Well, social media went crazy. All kinds of theories were shared, and eagerly spread by online Sherlocks, the cunts.

They invaded the area, filming their pathetic selves digging in clearings in local woods, walking up to residents houses, peering through windows and even trying door handles, to gain entry!

Jay Slaters disappearance is getting the same treatment. According to the story, he’s a drug mule who stole products for his personal gain/use, and is now being held for ransom until his family pays the gang back!

I don’t know if it’s true, anymore than I knew that Nicolas’partner had murdered her, but I didn’t go cracking on about it on social media!

His poor family. There’s nowt “social” about so call social media.

The link I’ve attached, from FaceFart, is one of the least offensive ones I’ve seen, some utter twat pretending to search for clues, but my God, the others!

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest

Supporting evidence from Fuglyucker:

Jay Slater apparently is/was a massive cunt, this piece of possibly decaying dog shit turns out to be another worthless cunt that the world is better off without ala George Floyd.

Now I know he has a distraught family and I feel for them, but honestly had they done a better job, this worthless violent cunt may still be alive or at least wouldn’t have conveniently disappeared, in fact I’m sure he will turn up like an unflushable turn soon enough one way or other.

The best bit is how none of this cunt’s previous exploits are not mentioned, especially when it damages public interest and the ubiquitous go fund me campaign….

Daily Record (Link provided by Duke of Cuntshire)

Plus an ‘evening all, what’s all this then?’ from Middle England:

I don’t know how many of you cunters have been following this story but here are a few pointers:

Jay (life of the party) goes out to Ibiza.

Somehow goes missing on a walk.

MSM get hold of this “human interest” story and paint a picture of a saint. Subtly missing out the bit where Slater was instrumental in an attack (with a machete no less) on teenager Tom Hilton.

After missing for several days some hapless cunt sets up a go fund me page which somehow collects a large sum of donations ffs why?

This cunt is a no good drug pusher who probably got involved in a bad deal.

Deserves no less than Terry’s oven.

Daily Mirror.

is a cunt.

Exhibit A: Paula Vennells
Lied under oath in previous hearings and possibly during the current Post Office hearings. Should be done for contempt of court at the very least.

Exhibit B: Keith Moon
One of the lesser known stories occurred on Jan. 4, 1970, when Neil Boland, who was Keith Moon’s driver and bodyguard, was accidentally run over by Moon’s Bentley. The people present in the car were: Keith Moon, his girlfriend and ‘Legs’ Larry Smith from The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. Some accounts say that the girlfriend was driving the car at the time, but neither were sent to prison for failing to stop, lying under oath or driving under the influence. Cunts.

Exhibit C: Lance Percival
On 14 December 1970, he was involved in a fatal three-car crash in his Jaguar XJ on a notorious stretch of the A20, south of Farningham, Kent, known as Death Hill. Percival was in hospital for a month, he almost lost the sight of one eye and required 123 stitches. Following his recovery, he was charged with causing death by dangerous driving. In court he testified remembering the car drifting left and right, but his memory of the accident was vague. He was acquitted after evidence showed that a tyre on his car had probably deflated before the crash.

Most people would get 3 years for dangous driving. My dad said in the 80s, “You never see him on TV any more”. No wonder.

Exhibit D: Peter Murrell and Nicola Sturgeon
“An ongoing investigation” for 3 fecking years!! They allegedly embezzled £660k. What are they waiting for? Put the bracelets on them.

I rest my case.

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Nominated by Anton Pillar.

We didn’t do a dedicated Euros thread this time around.

Now that it’s all over and England have failed yet again, it seemed only right to let the cunters have a good old moan and rant about boring football, how ‘we woz robbed’ and how it’s not “coming home” after all.

Plus that awful England band, banal commentary, woke box ticking inclusive punditry, they’re crap-they’re brilliant-they’re crap again flip flopping…

So dry your tears an’ fill yer boots.

Love & hugs – The Admin Team.

Daily Fail.

12-year-old child investigated by counter-extremism ‘Police’ after officials at his school reported him to the ‘Prevent’ programme. The school suggested that the child was at risk of being ‘radicalised by the Far Right’ as he said he was gay-not queer, and that he had an unhealthy interest in ‘weapons’.

The child had posted a video of himself with a ‘Toy wooden crossbow’. The Toy, sold by English Heritage is decribed as “completely harmless but lots of fun, this replica crossbow is a great way of getting kids outside in the fresh air, for ages 7 years and over”.

Counter terror officers – who visited the boys home – raised concerns that the Jewish boy harboured ‘extremist views’ as he said that ‘Hamas’ (the Gaza-based terror group) should be wiped out. Concerns were also raised over comments he made to school bullies, that he wanted to ‘exterminate’ them , despite claims that school bullies asked if he was going to the gas chamber and gave Nazi salutes.

The boys mother said the school and Prevent officers were guilty of double standards, claiming anti-Semitic incidents at the school were not dealt with in the same way.

Nominated by : Lord of the Rings