Flashback to 1964 or 65. I’m watching ‘Top of the Pops’ on the goggle box, and the Stones are playing, with Mick doing his mince about dance routine. In walks grandad; it’s a red rag to a bull, and off he goes.

‘What the bloody hell does he look like, bloody ‘tater mouth. Needs a wash and a sodding haircut, the big girl. What a bleedin’ racket. Sounds like a cat howling on the back wall, that does. Wouldn’t pay ’em in leather washers. They should bring back national service etc’.

Back to the present, and earlier this afternoon, I was dragooned by my fourteen-year-old granddaughter into watching some ‘K-pop’. For the uninitiated, this is contemporary South Korean popular music, and she’s utterly obsessed with it.

So she pleaded with me to sit down and watch all her favourites with her, and of course being the world’s greatest grandad, I endured with a big smile for her sake. ‘Aren’t they great?’ she enthused, as I suffered a succession of migraine-inducing fast-cut videos of identikit clones jumping about like ferrets with St Vitus Dance, all to a cacophony of unintelligible babble. Here’s a little sample for you to ‘enjoy’;

K-Pop You Tube

After she’d gone home, I launched into it with the wife. ‘Jesus what a racket. They all look the same, they all sound the same, those videos give me a right headache’ and so on and so forth. Of course, I walked right into it, and she couldn’t resist landing the sucker punch, saying with great glee ‘you’ve turned into your grandad!’.

Oh well. I suppose there’s worse ways to spend an hour than watching some Korean fanny shaking some tight little ass about. It could have been some cunt like Ed Sheeran that she wanted to watch. Anyway, I’m now going to sooth my soul with a glass of wine and some Chris Rea . That’s the way to do it.

Add this link to the bottom for no other reason than it’s one of my favourites among many from Chris, who’s survived all manner of trauma in his life, and still rocks it with the best;

Chris Rea – You Tube

This was a bloody amazing concert, so I hope you’ll let me share.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

‘Bafta Awards face backlash over all-white winners’

The attached is a report of the utter outrage due to there being no blacks in this year’s Baftas. Yes, a fucking disgrace. Innit. However, for those that can be bothered to read this turgid shite, there seems to be one word missing.

Can you guess what it is yet? (to paraphrase an ageing Ozzie prevert)

That word is merit. Nowhere does anyfucker say a black should have won on merit.
That is the reality of the race industry. Lower the standards so the fuckers can win/get promoted/get Nobel Prizes.
Discriminate against actual talent to give them prizes.

BBC News Link

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Seems that due to a “cold snap” in Spain and another cold snap in Italy and Morocco, fruit and veg crops have been “devastated!”

To add to this drama, British famers can no longer afford to run greenhouses full of F&V due to the energy and cost-of-living crisis’, as well as being pressured to turn their fields into rewilding and/or vast solar panel arrays.

As a consequence (at time of writing this nom), the major supermarkets are now rationing F&V to its customers, and no doubt prices have risen to reflect this.

It seems that not only does the UK import its oil, coal and gas supplies (and migrants!), when once we did all this ourselves; but now we import 90% of our F&V, when again we used to be more or less totally self-sufficient.

I suppose the Greta Zealots will blame the “extreme weather” on climate change, even though this cold snap happened in the middle of winter. But this is yet another glaring example of Britain not providing for itself and becoming ever-more dependent on foreign imports for almost everything in its ridiculous pursuit of Net Zero!

If there’s a flip side to this news: it means that those smug vegan cunts who want us all to refuse meat and Go Green, will now be wondering how they will cope with only being allowed to buy 2 tomatoes and a lettuce!

CNN News Link

Nominated by Technocunt

I think a high-speed, high-octane cunting is due for that professional Northerner, Guy Martin. Except maybe it won’t be high-octane.

I used to like Martin as he seemed to be a down to earth “mechanic by day, racer at the weekend” kind of chap who made this country what it was (not how it is now).

However, I started to wonder about him when I heard him whingeing about everything at the Northwest 200 a few years back – apparently, he wasn’t doing well because of the bike, because of the weather, etc. Funny how other racers on lesser bikes managed in the same crappy weather.

However, to cap it all, he seems to have now sold out his soul to the green lunatics in, what will invariably be, wind good/fossil bad type of program

I suspect the usual TV execs will be wanking themselves stupid as they have found a real-life northern engineer type (despite him actually only being a mechanic) who thinks that renewables are really going to save the day.

So, fuck off Martin you twat. I hope you have a blowout at top speed and the battery powered ambulance hasn’t got enough charge to come and get you.

Channel 4

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford

Apparently only changes her sheets every two weeks.
I’d have thought she’d change them every two clients, the utter tart.

This is the aging ex girl band person who’s supposedly raking in a fortune appearing on Only Fans. She allegedly encouraged our favourite trollop, Katie Price, to join and then whined like a whelping bitch when Katie didn’t nod her a referral fee.

Why did you need it, Kerry, if you were raking it in?

Leicester Mercury

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest