The Japanese man who thinks he’s a collie goes for his very first walkies in public.
He says he was very nervous. How? Did he spell it out on an alphabet board? He’s a fucking dog, they can’t speak.
Why isn’t he in a secure home ( for the mentally deranged) and not walking the streets. Incidentally, I worry about the person who took him walkies.
What if he decides he’s got rabies, and does a Cujo?
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
not just a cunt but also a wanker, a public wanker
If you’re sitting on a Tube train and there’s a white puddle on the floor, it’s probable that these geezer was sitting opposite pleasuring himself, as he has been doing for the past 3 years.
He was arrested but has gone missing after failing to turn up in court.
Detective Sergeant Brittany Armstrong said: “Oladetoun is a clear danger to women and girls and we are urgently trying to locate him as soon as possible so he can be returned to court for sentencing.”
The only suitable sentence for this creature is castration. If he is a eunuch he will no longer be a wanker.
Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.
I’m not sure if wimminz football has been cunted before, although there have been frequent comments about it in various posts. However, I was pretty incensed when I saw this bollocks in the Daily Fail. I never read the rag, but was following a link to that nutter who had killed all the babies (I think that, and the way the NHS dealt with it, is the subject of another massive cunting).
Anyway, back to the footie. I am writing this on Saturday, so don’t know the result, but hope to all things that are Holy, that the slags lose. I will be in deepest Dorset from tomorrow, with no laptop, so won’t be able to cunt once the result is known. Anyway,
I just can’t imagine the bullshit and wankfest which will follow should the split-arses win.
I really don’t know who are the biggest cunts. Johnson, the Daily Fail, the MSM for pushing it as if it is equivalent to the men’s game, or the FA. In a way, I can understand the FA pushing it as it is just another revenue stream for them – flogging over-priced women’s football shirts etc.. I am just waiting for the day I see some soy-boy in a England women’s top (size 5xl), or complaining on social media that they don’t do the shirts in mens sizes. And I often wonder about Johnson’s mental state – does he really believe that bullshit he is coming out with? Does he still think he’s a politician and is sucking up a few women’s votes?
Just like Net Zero, when will someone stand-up and call out the bullshit? At best, women’s football is, and always will be, a minority sport. It will NEVER attract the crowds like men’s football unelss, like they do now, give away tickets. Even top men’s rugby teams can’t fill their stadia. Many will give away tickets to local schools or clubs.
Even Southend United get 6,000 to a game – a number I suspect would never happen to 99% of women’s teams.
Women are good at many things and have different skills to men. But let’s stop this nonsense of thinking that they are equal to blokes in everything. Footballer, fire”fighters”, soldiers, coppers and, the biggest aberration of the lot, boxing – at most things, their lack of strength is a massive disadvantage.
Anyway, I’m fucking sick of all the shit about this world cup and I hope they fucking lose. Even if they do, I suspect that wanker Rishi will give them all gongs of some sort.
Nominated by Lord Cuntingford.
André Rieu is a cunt. With his face looking as if he’s permanently being
given a blowjob from Christine Lagarde (EU Political Cunt).
He belts out The Blue Danube, Ave Maria and Bolero for a bunch of feeble
minded women, OAPs, dementia sufferers and their carers. There isn’t a
dry seat in the house when he’s finished.
He also uses stooge dancers to go among the crowd, enticing them to dance
as if he’s some sort of magician. If Vlad is watching it he must think
the EU is still in the 1800s with opera every night. The cunt.
https://www.andrerieu.com/en (Link courtesy of Geordie Twatt)
Nominated by : Anton Pillar
When is Lilly the musical mong going to learn to shut her fucking hole, this cunt is now whinging about the out pouring of messages for that other whackjob cunt Sinead O’Connor.
So Lilly the cunt says why didn’t more people care about her when she was alive, the answer is really simple,,,,she was a cunt, same as you are Lilly, I don’t give a fuck now she’s gone and to be fair would give even less of a fuck if it was the mong……that’s why Lilly, so shut the fuck up and fuck off you complete attention seeking cunt.
Nominated by Fuglyucker.