Oh lawdy lawdy. Ol’ Caterpillar Eyebrows is back, to irritate us once more with another book on the Royal Family.

Yes, the Sussexes’ Arsewiper-In-Chief has written the *sniff* eagerly awaited new bombshell tome ‘Endgame’. Apparently (and with ‘unique insight’), this will offer ‘a penetrating investigation into the parlous state of the Royal Family’, exposing ‘the disfunction and distrust at the heart of the British monarchy’.

Well fancy that. I imagine that confidants of the Royals have been just falling over themselves to pass on the ‘exclusive revelations’ promised by Scoobie Doo. No doubt Hazbeen and Migraine will also have slipped the wax-faxed cunt a few bits of damaging detail as part of their on-going p.r. war with the Windsors; throw in a heap of speculation and scurrilous tittle-tattle to stir the pot, and Scooby will think he’s got himself a money-making blockbuster. Money, of course, being what this is all about.

Since the Royals will surely apply their ‘never complain, never explain’ policy, we’ll probably never know the actual bottom line regarding any assertions Scobie is seen to make once the book has hit the shelves. I’ll add that I don’t really care all that much one way or the other, having long regarded the Royal circus, and the Markles in particular, as a terrific source of public entertainment.

What I do despise however is another attempt by this creepy little shitweasel to fund his latest round of Botox with a cynical cash-in against an opponent he knows won’t retaliate. Still, I’m sure that the cowardly lap-dog’s mistress will be well pleased, and throw him another bone.

Waterstones Link.

‘Endgame’ by Rabid Scabies; soon to be available at a remainder store or charity shop near you.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Carol fucking Vaudermask needs another cunting, this plastic hussey who feels the need to post everything online from how many guys she,s fucking to how beautiful she considers herself everytime she gets desperate for some attention or validation.

Now this enhanced plastic skank has gone public with her important news that she has contracted Covid, same as half the fucking world has, the symptoms are a drippy nose and an excuse for the media whore to spend even more time in bed, no doubt with one of the 5 boyfriends to blow the dust off her butchers bin of a snatch.

But thats not all, this fuck knuckle is requesting all her fans send her flowers, her audience of geriatrics and unemployed who have time for daytime tv and life insurance ads, you know the people on the bones of their arses are now expected to send this lop eyed tramp a bunch of get well soon flowers.

The sad thing is this deranged loon isnt going to get well anytime soon unless she pulls her head out of her own arse and has a serious check up from the neck up.
never ceases to amaze me how entitled these petty legends in their own minds are…..what a cunt, dog shit through the letter box is all she would ever get from me…

Wales Online Link.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Surgically enhanced by Lord Helpus:

Vorderman is the biggest advertising whore ever. She will plug anything that will earn a few quid. She has zero credibility and integrity and quite why companies continue to employ her to promote their services is a mystery. What audience are they targeting – the terminally naive, stupid, pre-dementia?

Back in the day we might have admired her brain and body but those days are long gone and what is left is an egotistical, money-grubbing, disgusting and devious old witch. I second this nom.

Z-list celebrities turned lifestyle gurus or life coaches.

Seems like every minor celebrity has some sort of self help book out now or feels qualified to purport to be a lifestyle guru.

?Stacey Solomon and her husband Beeker from the Muppet Show telling people how to live their lives (bit rich really).
?Cameron Diaz has a book
?Russell Brand has a couple of books and is now trying to pass himself of as a sort of new age spiritual soothsayer
?Gwyneth Paltrow has her ‘goop’ and dodgy candles
?Kate Hudson
?British TV presenter/squawker Fearne Cotton
?The Spare/Heir

What credentials do they have apart from some of them having battled their own demons?

None.

Being famous isn’t the equivalent of a PhD in Psychology as far as I’m aware.

(also Lauren Graham who was my MILF fantasy back in 2004/5 has one, but I won’t talk about that…ahem) Lauren Graham Pic.

Fearne Cotton (will anyone get the horn or ‘rise’ to the occasion) Amazon Link.

Stacey Solomon (now has the wisdom of her namesake perhaps/perhaps not) Good Reads Link.

NY Post Link. (Additional link provided by General Cuntster)

Nominated by : Harold

Everyone has heard of the pink pound, the disposable income of the Gays but recently I have heard of the black pound and more specifically related to the topic of this cunting, Black Pound Day. Black Pound Day is a socio-economic movement that encourages consumers to spend their money in black owned businesses on the first Saturday of the month.

BBC News Link.

“It seeks to address the economic inequalities and imbalances affecting Black businesses and entrepreneurs in the UK and global diasporic communities” said founder Swiss, music artist from So Solid Crew. No, me neither. Presumably we can all help ourselves and walk out without paying and then cry “RACISM” like in culturally enriched Peckham then Swiss?

It would of course be too much to ask that a business stood on its own two feet and was a success because of sound financial acumen or that the goods and services that they were offering were of good value, high quality and reliable. A special day every month for white, Jewish or Asian owned businesses would immediately be denounced as discriminatory and have mobs of ‘anti-racists’ outside protesting.

As with affirmative action and positive discrimination in things like jobs, university placements or casting for acting roles, they just can’t do anything on merit can they? Everything is a conspiracy by old whitey to keep the black man in his place. It also raises the question much like support for wimminz football, of why don’t blacks themselves support black owned businesses the rest of the month? Surely they can’t be surviving on Gary Lineker getting his cornrows braided or Diane Abbott taming her fat arse with Spanx power pants?

Since I don’t like Caribbean hot sauce, need my shoes shined or wear a hair weave, I will be spending my hard earned in reassuringly white owned businesses.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

My brother just died.
I’m trapped in Ukraine.
I’ve just got a new job.
The dole will sanction me.

All above I’ve had.
If your running a business you need to be reliable.
Your customers judge you on it.

If you have employees you expect them to turn up.
Don’t think that’s asking too much.

Today I’m home , I should be doing a removal .
Luckily my customer is happy to postpone till tomorrow.
Why?
The bloke who was due to be my labourer has been stuck in Ukraine!

Too late to find cover ,
The silly cunt.

I notice when people are due to be payed they’re never stuck in Ukraine?
Family never dies on payday?

Funny that.
Maybe on payday my fucking goldfish will die?
Or get stuck in Ukraine?
See how the fuckers like that.

Rd.com

Link by C.A.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.