I would like to nominate David Goldstone for a cunting. This cunt has been appointed as Rachel Thieves’ new Value for Money tsar.

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Now we all know Labour is going to spend the next 5 years wasting our money but this cunt has a lot of form for wasting money. Here are some examples:

1. He oversaw delivery of the London Olympics: initial budget of £2.45bn, final cost of £9.35bn.
2. He ran the London Legacy Development Corporation, supervising cost overruns for the London Stadium and the East Bank development in Stratford, east London.
3. He was COO at the Ministry of Defence which the Commons Public Accounts Committee said had been guilty of “repeatedly wasting taxpayers’ money”.
4. He led the Houses of Parliament Restoration & Renewal Delivery Authority for four years, during which time no renovations took place.
5. He is the Treasury’s board representative on the HS2 project, apparently aimed at stemming further costs overruns (LOL).

He will be earning £950 for one day’s work each week in this role. Given his previous, this cunt certainly won’t be Value for Money.

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

No, I’m not referring to ordinary Trump supporters. I’m referring to the MAGA diehards. The ones for whom Trump can do no wrong. The ones who dismiss every attempt to criticise/scrutinise him and his policies as a ‘deep state conspiracy.’ The ones who believe he is God in human form, and would quite literally jump off a cliff for him. The ones who literally stormed the Capitol because they couldn’t accept that he lost.

It is creepy to see any politician – and yes, that is what he is now – hero worshipped to this extent. Dare I say it, there are even echoes of Jonestown in his Movement, inasmuch as both him AND Jim Jones present(ed) themselves as heroic saviours who hold the keys to a perfect utopian future. Hopefully if he loses the horrid cult will go away.

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Nominated by Angry Cunt.

are cunts.

Hallo nochmal, meine kleinen Biertrinker

It all started quite a while ago
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When there was an earthquake somewhere the news people would all say “… and that measured 5.6 on the Richter scale”.

Don`t know about you, but how many other fucking earthquake scales do you know? Now they just say “magnitude 5.6”– it took about 70 years for them to drop the `Richter` bit.

What has persisted though are a few annoyingly (to me) random phrases.

Cliché №1 – An area the size of Wales.

Unfortunately, I know where Wales is, but I have absolutely no fucking idea how big the thing is. But suppose this story was going out internationally; how many Americans would know what the size of Wales is? How many Americans would know where Wales is, for that matter? I suppose they could change it to “an area the size of Texas”. And we`re back to square one.

Cliché №2 – The weight of about 4 elephants.

African or Indian? Male or female? How many London double-decker buses does that equate to? As if suddenly the penny drops when they use that comparison – Ja!, it all makes sense, now I know how heavy that thing is when you compared it to the elephants!

I won`t go on, but I`m sure you catch my drift.

I do know this, though. Most of the Kinder who pass for `journalists` these days after doing a YouTube course via soshullmeeedia possess the journalistic knowledge of a whelk. Or, to put it another way, the knowledge all of them have could be all tattooed on the balls of an ant.

Poland, of course, is a different matter

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Nominated by Adolph Schicklgrüüber, seconded by Geordie Twatt.

I would like to second Herr Schicklgruber’s nomination of Meaningless Dimensional Comparators with three of my own:

1. Football pitches
Flabbott’s/Nugee’s/Lizzo’s bloomers cover the same area as 14 football pitches.

2. Double decker buses end to end
Flabbott’s/Nugee’s/Lizzo’s bloomers would cover 50 double decker buses parked end to end.

3. Times around the world
The elastic from Flabbott’s/Nugee’s/Lizzo’s bloomers, stretched to its limit, would go 3 times round the world.

Pointless drivel churned out for those whose cerebral development came to a grinding halt in kindergarten, eh Adolph?

are cunts.

Check out the Temu croissant lamp:

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We’ve all bought Chinese knock off crap from the tiny men with fiendish yellow brains, or so I am told. But who would have imagined they would be dipping breakfast pastries in plastic and knocking them out for under a tenner? Brilliant.

Of course, any croissant lamp that uses an actual croissant is definitely a fake. A real croissant lamp costs around £90.00.

The possibilities for making a few quid seem limitless. Maybe one day there will be a cunt lamp…

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

We hear a lot about white supremacists. But it is pandering to the vocabulary of the left to not even ask what the fuck is a “white supremacist” never mind, by logical progression, what is a “black supremacist”? We just seem to have accepted that white is the only shade of supremacy.

Well, good news is at hand, and it turns out there are indeed black supremacists out there. And by any reasonable measure I’d say this kiddy-diddling 135 year stretch Islamic mentalist does black supremacy proud (if being noticed at all costs is the name of the game).

It’s a brief musing, but I suppose it can be summarised as: Black / White – turns out you can be a wrong ‘un whatever your complexion. Who knew!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_York

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave