Vets [5]


Vets, again.

I know I’ve cunted them before, but having recently recovered financially from a £1k+ bill for my doggo, Bram, I’ve recently been stung again with a bill for £325+ to have an abscess on my cats head treated.

I took him back for a follow-up a week later, only to find that he still has an infection, and the vet had the fucking cheek to charge me a further £11 for another antibiotic injection ( which, incidentally, hasn’t worked).

I’m sorry, but if I get a plumber in to fix a leak, I don’t expect to have to make another payment if his repair fails. I expect him to come back, as many times as it takes, until the issue is resolved.

Anyway, apparently someone thinks these modern days highwaymen need to be more accountable.

BBC News Link

Let’s hope it helps.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Halloween (7) and Bonfire Night (2)

I’m cunting these, because I think they have gone too far.

bbc news

On my estate, a couple of houses were decorated for Halloween around the 11th October. On my recent dog walk, there’s about a dozen, with tacky spiderweb, complete with tacky giant spider, attached to the upper window and anchored in the front garden, accompanied by the fake cobwebs that trap insects and small birds.

Well done, cunts.

They leave these abominations up until around the 14th of November, when the Christmas ( oops, Festive ) decorations go up. The fireworks have been going off for the last 10 days, and they go on until 10pm, or later.

I’m not talking about the odd rocket, but those repeating airbombs, that shake your windows, and make your dog piss in terror ( and leave me non to stable, either ).

I’m all for folks enjoying their selves, but Halloween is one day, and the 5th of November is one day.

Fucking knock it off, Clampets!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Deng Majek


Deng Majek is a fucking cunt.

A Sudanese “asylum seeker” stabs a woman who worked at his comfy hotel to death on a train station late at night then goes back to the hotel to sing and dance about it with his chums..

Please do read the account of this latest enrichment via Our BBC..

BBC News Link

There seems no end to the outright evil of these foreign cunts,nor indeed that of the bureaucrats that feather their nests for them as soon as they turn up.

Utterly vile in every respect.

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

Alan Davies [2]


The nomination of such a non entity, unfortunately automatically requires me to battle severe acid reflux for the next few hours. But the acknowledgement of such a wet unnoticeable fart needs to be had.

This, nothing. Sorry, I mean “comedian”, decides to pipe up and provide us plebs with a voice that no one gives a thrupney bit over, and has declared that he’s sick of George cross’s and finds it wascist.

I’m what would be classed as a millennial. Late 30’s. Tarnished with the small sticky brush of shite. But I can accurately say, that 95% of people my age or under, haven’t a fucking clue as to who “Alan” is. Those that do remember him vaguely from Jonathan creek, a show no one watched and no one to this day has any idea what it was about other than the name being in our consciousness because tv was so shit then you couldn’t escape to the internet and streaming. So those poor souls are confused to seizures as to when he was ever funny or relevant….

So, “Alan” you floppy haired, non entity that seems to be so desperate to remain in the pulse of things he has to come out with such vitriolic shite. I say to you; just fuck off you unfunny side show bob looking twat, and if you want to comment on current affairs may I suggest you move from your 4 bed cunt cube in a gated community to somewhere a bit more ethnically enriched you floppy haired non entity shit cunt

The Telegraph Link

Nominated by: Inspector Grobbler

Additional link provided by PT Admin:

The English Chronicle Link

Fake death threats for sale from the Taliban

are a cunt.

Another scam exposed,

Death threats for sale from the Taliban, yes £40 (very special offer for you sir) will get you a sick note that is admissible in an asylum claim.

telegraph

Fucking corrupt goat shagging cunts, it probably has a requirement to send benefits back home in the terms and conditions too.
Why the fuck are we even entertaining this? I spoke to an expat who has moved too Turkey, he is briming with enthusiasm for the place, such nice people ect so how does that work out.
Well my thoughts are all this dross paddling across the channel miss behave at home and are not made welcome there, hence their persecution at the hands of their own countrymen so why on earth are we creating a luxury exile for them.

Nomination by Lord Benny.