People who vote are cunts. Doesn’t matter which party, they are all the fucking same. You only encourage them into thinking that the reason they have attained a following is because they deserve one, instead of the real reason, which is invariably that they wish to inflict their petty prejudices upon the nation in the form of new laws, whilst robbing the taxpayer blind and sucking cock, usually.

What really gets me fuming are dopey fuckers who realise, for example, that the tories are a bunch of chinless, spineless, hopeless bastards, and use this as a justification for voting Labour, even though they are a bunch of bum-sexing, war mongering, expenses fiddling cunts, and vice versa.

The best thing to do with politicians is kill them. Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin

Turning over the Southern Shires, fracking is under the Cameron government a largely unregulated, ie a can and will do the fuck it likes, industry. Cuadrilla, the company at it, has one of those made up PR names like Ocado or Haagan Dazs and puffs itself as a caring British Company when it is actually owned by the Yanks and the Aussies. So Bollocks to Balcombe then.

A Stoke standing shoulder to shoulder with cack arsed eco-warriers? Bugger me. Was that an earthquake?

Keep this crude crap yank technology out of the UK. So shrouded in secrecy no one is allowed to know what chemicals are being pumped into the ground or where they end up (hopefully Australia). The dark shadow behind it all is the toxic prisons to missiles yank company Halliburton that brought private enterprise to the Iraq War. You know they care. Fracking Cunts.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Lowest rung of the NHS shite arsed cesspit breath part qualified quacks from the Indian subcontinent where they bought their diplomas ( MD Calcutta, Failed ).

“Drop trousers. Some Discharge. How often do you toss yourself? Piss in the bottle is’ntit john.”

“Fuck Orf Ghandi. Drink yer own piss! Oi Mahatma! What the fuck is that?”

Fucking pox wallah rams a hooked rod up me horseprong. Recall S&M with the masters at prep school. Excruciating. Sweet youth. Tempus Fugit. Thank God for a classical education. Then still buttoning me flies it’s the heave ho out and the old duck walk home. Cheery winks to the poor sods coming in.

Clap Doctors? Incompetent Pox Wallah Cunts.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

I’d like to make an advance booking. I nominate the Royal Baby.

Not that it can help being who it is. But this is no immaculate conception. We know its mother is not scared to flaunt it round a bit.

Someone should do us all a favour and misplace it in hospital, or pass it to someone else.

Before the servants and butlers bring it up.

Whilst it may insensitive to go for a baby, this is going to be a right cunt in its time, male or female. So let’s get in early.

Nominated by : Bloke in Holland

(Frankly, before it is even born I’m sick of the media coverage – Ed)