Nicola Sturgeon [4]

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Nicola Sturgeon is (in common with the entire SNP) a proper cunt.

This woman has no interest in a united UK, save to use political clout to exploit the promises made by Cameron to give a better deal to Scotland in the shameless bribe made to keep the union intact.

Politically this woman is a veritable snake with tits, having publicly announced she will support Labour, whilst (purportedly) being reported as preferring Cameron to be the next PM.

In some respects and thanks to the spinelessness of Cameron and his bribes to Scotland to stay in the union, she now has both political parties by the balls. A win by the Tories will ensure she hold them to the promises made, whilst a coalition with Labour would see profligate spending on an unprecedented scale.

More immigration and the chance of a referendum on Europe gone for the foreseeable future.

Nominated by: Lez

Historical inaccuracy [2]

Braveheart

Cunts who are under the fuckwitted impression that the Battle of Culloden was an England v Scotland affair historically ignorant. Nothing could be further from the truth.

It was the Battle of the Boyne part 2 with British forces containing many lowland Scots arraigned against Catholic Jacobites many of whom were foreign. Indeed the same ignoramuses are also completely unaware that the majority of the crew of Nelsons HMS Victory at Trafalgar were Scottish sailors from Leith. But then again why let the truth get in the way of bigotry.

Nominated by: Mid Life Crisis Actor

The General Election

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I would like to cunt the Election Campaign. Tories approach it with shameless lies and shameless scaremongering because they can’t defend their record of broken pledges in their 2010 “Contract” (now mysteriously vanished from their website archive), whereas the gormless twat Miliband cowers in the shadows like a useless saucer of diarrhoea, saying nothing, doing nothing, except crossing his fingers.

Cameron and Miliband = pair of useless cunts, just as bad as each other.

Nominated by: Fred West

Much as I have no time for the Tories and their somewhat transparent plan to drag the social system back to a semblance of Victorian days, at least they are open about it. Labour on the other hand ceased to be a party that was representative of working class values when they came out of the political closet disguised as “new labour”.

Both parties lack the balls to actually serve the interests of the country on issues like ending our membership of the EU, closing the door to immigration, getting tough on terrorists and religious radicals and most of all, refraining from involving the UK in foreign wars.

Nominated by: Lez

The Leaders’ Debate

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The leaders debate: Seven king sized cunts… The main four, we know and hate, plus three other cunts… And who the fuck is that Aussie Dick Van Dyke who runs The Green Party?!

On the other side, Question Time… Peter Hitchens is also a colossal cunt…..

The SNP are also cunts… Only months ago the bastards wanted out of the UK… Now they have a say in how Britain is governed?! I have only three things to say: Culloden, Peru 1978 and fuck off!

Nominated by: Norman

London MultiGames

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London MultiGames are a positive bonanza of bellendery.

Claiming to be an online payments provider, they boast about having the Hippodrome Casino in Leicester Square as a client. This isn’t as impressive as it sounds … in reality they only look after one cashpoint there; but such overblown claims are typical of these moon-howling dribblers of shit. In reality their software and coding smells of piss and cheap sherry and when trusting your company to it not crashing there’s a vague lingering feeling that your colon is being constantly irrigated by a homeless alcoholic.

These broken-brained stalactites of donkey spunk have left a trail of unpaid bills across Europe. I do hope someone gives them a brand new shiny chequebook for Christmas.Failing that, an envelope of Ricin.

To be fair their finance director is trying to turn their accounts around by give blowjobs to tramps for loose change. That’s taking a while.

London MultiGames – spare a moment to bring a little warmth into people’s lives.
Set yourselves on fire, you livestock molesting thundercunts.

NOMINATED BY: an ex customer