I can’t hold it any longer… I’m cunting black American culture. I have to.

Ok. I have spent the last 24 hours trying to figure out why:

Kim kardashian got robbed in Paris.
Which is good.

Kim then got a private jet back to NYC and had a 12 strong armoured limousine motorcade whisk her to the penthouse at the plaza.
Where she was guarded by 125 armed guards.
The motorcade was given a clear run by the New York police dept who stopped traffic for her.
Wtf?!!!!

I can understand the mega cunt renting the cars but for the police to go along with the lunacy?!! Has no one realised she isn’t Jackie Kennedy?!

What they are is the black royalty of America. Simple as. And under Obama, black royalty IS royalty. They worship money and conspicuous wealth, regardless of whether the money comes from anything constructive or meaningful.

It isn’t just Americans, as I have lots of American friends who can’t understand it. All those sisters get together with sports and rapper blacks. For blacks, having hot white women is the ultimate. That makes them royalty.

The govt and media fall in behind in an effort to please the useless cunts.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Any sort of socialist is a cunt. It is not the job of the government to decide who gets you wages or how much of it you get to keep. Government should be minimal and as localised as possible.

Fairness is nothing to do with socialism and vice versa. Can’t afford kids, don’t fucking have them. If you are desperate to be a parent you will do what it takes to get yourself in a position to be able to give them a life without stealing out of the pockets of others.

There are a lot of issues with a free society promoted by a free economy but socialism is not the answer to any of them.

There is no entitlement, it is a myth. If you can work and provide for you and yours then you should. Society should take care of those who really do need it not those who will steal their living from the pockets of others.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Socialists adhere to an outdated and frankly doomed to failure dogmatic belief system. Name me one country which has benefited from being under socialist control. USSR? North Korea? Any of the former Eastern European states? Angola? Venezuela? DRC? Vietnam? Cambodia? All shit holes. Only China has had any economic success, but that only came when they adopted a form of free market capitalism while retaining the old iron grip on the population.

Socialism damned near killed the UK in the 1970s and the EU is a form of socialism too. All utter utter cunts. And what really gets on my tits is how they assume a high moral ground, as if they are the moral crusaders and free market capitalists are the cunts.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

TV Game Shows need to be cunted,

If you watch any of them they all have this shit lighting and crap sets, all the cunts on them seem to be dressed by the show as they never have any labels on their clothes. The prizes are fucking crap (especially on the BBC) or way too hard to win and it’s makes me wonder why the cunts bother going on the ‘Shows’. I remember Bullseye and The Price Is Right from when I was younger and they were alright nowadays it’s mostly shit. Why anyone would go on TV to try and win a grand is beyond me.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

Neighbours are cunts. Mine are chavs. They complain but don’t realise it cuts both ways.

I got threatened about waking up the jailbird’s precious daughter last November. Before the school holidays had finished they complained about my kids bring up at 10.00 saying that their precious little criminal cunt was getting into a routine to go back to school. Two nights later when the little cunt was presumably at her auntie’s the thug wankstain cunt was drilling the walls at ten past two in the morning. My smart daughter recorded it. The next night when my kids were asleep I could hear the cunt mini-chav yawping at 11.30 at night.

Just to give you some idea of what an anti-social nuisance I am, I am a 62 year old single parent doing the best I can for two children. Yes I shouldn’t have had kids at my age but I didn’t realise I was going to be left rowing the boat whilst my cunt missus was drilling holes in the stern. I’m not complaining though. I’ve worked all my life and paid tax. I’m not a nuisance.

The chavs next door have got no obvious signs of earning an income, drive a better car than me and are all round piss takers. I’ll have to have a word with the cunt’s probation officer because the chav twat’s out on licence for house breaking and battering women. They can wait.

Summat shit’ll happen to them. Cunts.

Nominated by: Alan Fistula

I hate my neighbours because they are the most inconsiderate, selfish, unreasonable bunch of bastards you could ever have the misfortune to come across. They block my drive, park on my front garden and generally abuse me at every opportunity.

They love doing exactly what they like, whenever they like, and have absolutely no respect for my property.

Pretty much everything in the following song is true!

Nominated by: Chas C