I would like to cunt vocal minorities.

Whether it is the flat earthers against fracking who travel the country setting up their fucking hippy camps, the anti Trumpeteers (the cunt was voted president, get over it), The Remoaners (who are a minority even of those that voted Remain), No-platforming student fucking halfwits, the LGBT set (if that is the right acronym. You have your rights, now shut the fuck up. The rest of us couldn’t give a fuck), friends of the religion of peace who cast the cunts as victims, Black Lives Matter (of course they do but it is usually blacks who kill blacks)

There are many many more. Make enough noise and your minority supersedes the majority, and that can’t be right.
Fuck off and crawl back under your stones. Cunts

Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble

Peter Mandelson is a major fucking cunt. The serial resigner from the New Labour front bench popped up on TV over the weekend, urging everyone to “rise up” against Brexit – and, with a Spiveyesque flourish, to solicit donations to Blair’s ‘Open Britain’ (ie anti-Brexit) campaign. Apart from the cunt’s sneering, supercilious rejection of the result of a democratic referendum, what fucks me off is the way the media routinely refers to him as some kind of genius political strategist. It’s worth remembering that although New Labour may have won three general elections in a row, during this period the Labour vote actually decreased from 13.5 million to 8.6 million – which is hardly evidence of any kind of strategic genius. Yes, Corbyn is a monumental cunt too, but one thing (perhaps the ONLY thing?) that can be said in Corbyn’s favour is that he was never a fan of the EU and therefore readily accepted the referendum result, being one of the only Labour politicians to call for the early triggering of Article 50. And now we have has-been cunts like Mandelson taking time off from schmoozing Russian oligarchs to openly boast on TV that he is actively trying to undermine Corbyn primarily due to Corbyn’s stance on Brexit.

Mandelson has always looked like a shifty, creepy cunt with a closet full of skeletons and deeply unpleasant secrets. If that guy from the Antiques Roadshow (Eric Knowles?) had a brother who was a serial killer of young boys, he would look exactly like Mandelson.

Nominated by Fred West.

I would like to give a well overdue cunting to George Soros.

Mr Sore-ass is the man behind the thrones, presidents, premiers and governments across the world. With billions in monopoly money, to play with, he has and still does influence politics and society. He carries more clout than the two Tyson’s combined, Mike and Fury.

The billionaire once said in an interview in 2010 he felt he is the Chosen One. He believes he is some kind of god.

This is the man who broke the Bank of England in 1992, forcing the UK out of the Exchange Rate Mechanism. Black Wednesday, as it became known, wasn’t black for him as he bagged over one billion pounds on the day. His greed backfired though, since the UK’s exit meant it did not join the Euro currency some years later. As a fan of European integration, it was a blow.

He was active in the Asian Financial Crisis of 1997 which kicked off in Thailand then spread to Malaysia, Japan, South Korea, the Philippines and Brazil. Ending with Indonesia where 5000 people died in violent civil unrest. In 1998 he trashed the Hong Kong market. His handiwork has spread far and wide disrupting or destroying economies.

He donated $6 billion to the Democratic National Convention and Killarys election campaign. His charities under the banner of the Open Society Foundations have donated to 56 groups including Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood and many wimmins groups who “spontaneously” protested against The Donald recently. He has given billions to 187 political activist groups including those above.

He was behind the Arab Spring and other revolutions across the world including several in Eastern Europe. He openly admits he enjoys “regime change”. Isn’t that what the CIA call it too? Didn’t work out too well for most countries on the receiving end of this special treatment.

At 86 years of age he gets a buzz out of social experimentation. Inciting unrest and chaos across the world he manipulates nations – a monied megalomaniac.

All the Bond villains rolled into one, Goldfinger, Blofeld and SPECTRE are no match for him. Nations and their peoples are pawns on his oversized chess board to match his oversized ego. By pulling the strings of elected leaders and unelected dictators he is the master puppeteer.

Open borders and globalisation are his aims. Purportedly, levelling the playing field for the masses, on a global scale. Of course, not too level, so as to be fair and equal, since some are always more equal than others. Power corrupts.

His vision of socialism (or is it fascism?) he hopes, will lead to his utopian world. Welcome to his Brave New World. However, for the majority, a life more reminiscent of The Hunger Games, The Running Man and Robocop – amongst other Hollywood dystopian epics – would be the reality. A world run by private corporations – of his choosing – like Omni Consumer Products in Robocop.

If all goes to plan, billions are to be made by the Chosen One and his cohorts. For the rest of us, it is do as he says, not as he does.

Well Mr Sore-ass, for too long, you have been pissing in our pockets and telling us it’s raining.

Nominated by Mike Oxard

I think it was uber lefty cunt Paul Mason who said UKIP voters are “sort of blokes that nick your bike” and added they are also “toe rags”. Nice one Paul, typically well judged and insightful comment. Keep it up. Cunt.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart