Danny Dyer is a cunt (or is it ‘cant’?)… ‘Exhaustion’ from ‘working’ on a substandard TV soap?… Yer avin a fackin larf, incha?!…. I’m sure nurses, firemen, teachers, factory workers etc feel his pain…. Laughed when some knob at the BBC called the NeverEnders lot a ‘team’ and that Dyer was their ‘Lionel Messi’…. If he is the Messi of TV actiing, then that gigantic wanker Kanye West is the Johan Cruyff of music….

Nominated by Norman

Cunting for the CHEEKY FRENCH CUNT Macron. The garlic breath streak of piss has the affrontery to come out of a meeting with Theresa then stands in front of the fucking front door offering bankers, researchers etc employment in white flag frogland. Don’t think May will be too bothered tho after telling one of the butlers to stir the cunts tea with his cheese laden bell end.

He appears to be as slimey as Manhandleson if that is even possible. Not only has the cunt been in London and New York attempting to persuade our top bankers, researchers etc to go to frogland so he can poach business from us like a filthy spiv the shit for brains prick has only been on a visit to Algeria and in a speech has said the his countrys colonisation for 132 years up to 1962 was ‘A crime against humanity’. This has cuased uproar back home in France so much that the snail eating cunt has had to make a grovelling apology to his countrymen. What a thick cunt. And the swivel eyed cunt is married to his former high school teacher. Wouldn’t trust this duplicitous cunt as far as I could throw him down a mine shaft. Tete de la Merde! Walk on Ms Le Pen.

Nominated by kendo nag

It has been heavily raining cunts for months and I predict there will be no drought in Cuntland this year.

So now, to add to the downpour, I would like to give a super sized cunting to Michael Moore.

Oh yes, the dude who has set out his stall as the protector of the ordinary man. I used to have respect for him. His first film “Roger and me” about how globalisation destroyed the car industry in Flint, Michigan, was an attack on the trade policies of successive US governments and the greed of corporate America.

Only in June 2016 he was attacking Killary for being elitist, globalist and for receiving truck loads of cash – $56 million – from big banks and Wall Street.

Fast forward to October 2016 and he is interviewed describing her as a ‘decent person’, ‘Good for America’…blah, blah.

What happened to him, that he did a Chucky and his head spun round the other way?

Did someone shove a large wad of dollars inbetween his rather flabby sweaty ass crack? Was he waterboarded to switch teams and renege on 25 years of principles?

Surely the The Donald, who supports US industry and is anti-globalisation, would be his natural ally, not Killary.

Also, he is a well known anti-war campaigner. His second film makes that point. Nothing wrong with that, I hear you say, except, by supporting Queen Killary, the warmonger witch herself, who repeatedly threatened to go to war with Russia (if she got into the Oval Office) he is now indirectly supporting war.

Only yesterday, Mr M&Ms had a Fuckbook frenzy and let rip into The Donald, saying he needs to be replaced by Killary based on the popular vote, or impeached or arrested. Plus, somewhere in among his verbage, he said it was also the fault of the Russians. Fucking hell, after that manical mayhem, he will have a coronary or perhaps his pumpkin sized head will explode.

He has attacked Nike for manufacturing overseas, attacked the Bush’s and Saudis for 9/11 (Fahrenheit 911 film), yet Killary’s Cunton Foundation has received $25 million from these desert dwellers and another one million from Nike.

Assuming M&Ms lard laden body has not been taken over by aliens – although looking at his appearance it would not be a surpise – I am left scratching my arse, perplexed at his volte-face.

Answers on a postcard please….

P.S No Oscar today Michael, unless it’s for Best Performing Hypocrite.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Quick nomination for SNP MP Alison Thewliss

“SNP MP Alison Thewliss wants all football clubs in Scotland to declare their stadiums breastfeeding-friendly.
The Motherwell-supporting MP has written to all 42 league clubs, encouraging them to follow the example of Ayr United.
Breastfeeding in public places has been a legally protected right in Scotland since 2005.
But Ms Thewliss said a declaration by the clubs would break the taboo and let people know breastfeeding was normal.”

Because there are a massive amount of women who want to go and watch a game of shite football with a baby hanging of their tit. You fucked up waste of space, this is a pressing issue is it?

Fuck off, just fuck off.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit