A cunting for Sport Relief in general and BBC Yorkshire in particular.

The presenters of Look North (Leeds studio) have put their sofa on a trolley and are pushing it around Yorkshire. For Sports Relief.
This follows a 3 legged walk a few years ago. For Sports Relief.
These pointless activities are for charidee of course but you have to wonder what it costs to host these pointless cuntfests and wouldn’t it be better to donate that cost? And perhaps give less publicity to Z list talentless wankers?

On to where the money goes from this and a myriad of other pointless activities.. Some seems to go to UK causes but most seems to go to Africa. Yep, the black shithole where it can be stolen, buy arms, fund paedo aid workers etc. As if they don’t get enough.

So, a cunting for Sport Relief the bastard child of Comic Relief and all it’s good works.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

This is a difficult one because they BOTH deserve to have their fucking heads banged together (or, at least, nail-gunned to a passport).

Home Office: “Hey, we’re leaving the EU in 2019. What can we do to show our newfound independence and assert our national identity? I know! Let’s get the French to print our passports!”.

Fucking idiots.

The culture secretary, Matt Hancock, said that EU regulations were to blame.

Really?!

German passports are printed by Bundesdruckerei (German, state owned), Spanish passports are printed by Fábrica Nacional de Moneda y Timbre (The Spanish Royal Mint for fuck’s sake!), Italian passports are printed by Instituto Poligrafico e Zecca dello Stato (Italy’s NATIONAL printing office – can you see a pattern developing?). French passports are printed by Groupe Imprimerie Nationale (French, state owned – quelle surprise). The French government even made the decision not to put the job out to tender AND THIS IS ACTUALLY ALLOWED UNDER EU RULES! Matt Hancock, take note.

De La Rue were apparently £120m more expensive over 5 years than the company who have [to press] been awarded the contract. Their chief executive, Martin Sutherland, apparently acknowledged that his company had been beaten on price in an “open competition” but he said that was “unfair”. He immediately took to the BBC to moan about it and said Theresa May or Amber Rudd, should “come to my factory and explain to my dedicated workforce why they think this is a sensible decision”. Well, it was a decision taken by a Government Department – just where the fuck do you think common sense came into it? Why don’t YOU go to your factory and explain that YOUR company was 120 million pounds more expensive than your competitors?

Surely The Home Office and De La Rue should have sat down for an “off the record” chat and prevented this nationally humiliating debarcle. Give me 10 minutes in a room with Amber Rudd, Martin Sutherland, a baseball bat and immunity from prosecution and I think we could come to an amicable agreement to keep the remaining 80% of our passport printing in good old Blighty.

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet

Jewish,Muslim,Christian etc….I care not. Ban all religious teaching in schools. There’s plenty of time when people get older for them to decide if religion suits them. As it is,most teachers at these places are raving maniacs or deviants. They should only be allowed to spout their gibberish to people sensible enough to tell them to “Fuck Off.”

God doesn’t belong in schools. He belongs in the minds of mentally ill degenerates. Keep him there.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

I’d like to nominate the parasites in the justice system especially those that hand out legal aid. After hearing that James Bulgers murderer venables received legal aid however the murdered boys father couldn’t get legal aid to fight his release from prison. Read more here.

Another example a bit like the peaceful rape gangs, of our justice system failing the victims of crime.
Shame on them all.

Nominated by The Goodwood One

Good old John Worboys has received 166 grand so far (not including parole hearing or money for a new identity) as a sweet down payment on his barristers new yacht. The cunt was put away indefinitely in 2009 (yes cunters, all your calendars are wrong) for few dozen drug rapes or some such misdemeanour. But… as we all know yachts have quite a high cost of ownership attached to them and those mooring fees can be a right sting on the taint.

Anyway, long story short – they’re about to turf rumpoles blingy dinghy out of the good bit and moor him down with .. yuck.. Bankers and Celebs. Coming to an Uber near you some time in 2018, step forward one allegedly reformed rohypnol barmen, a golden goose by any other name, and conveniently with a new name and pocket full of beer tokens…

If you think I’m exaggerating a little, have a google around for the involvement of a few familiar faces in the ‘supposed’ challenge to his release (Telegraph has some good stuff). Good old SuckDick, Matrix Chambers to name a few. They haven’t even started yet and there’s already been sackings and double payments. No trough is too deep, no cause too sick and perverted that these people wont be around to make a few 100k out of it all in the name of keeping us all safe (well, for about 8 years anyway). His victims ? They got 40k —- between them.

I no longer have words for these people.

Nominated by Big Khunt