Any and every police force in the United Kingdom.

First off the fucking truncheon – I do not give a solitary single shit if anyone here is affiliated with plod, and care not a fucking jot if anyone thus is offended.

But… but… it’s really CPS, senior officers, also Cressida Dick – no. Not in my opinion. Each and every fucker associated with the badge is a cunt of biblical proportions. Senior members are pure, crystalized cunt indeed but the fucking morons pounding the streets (when they can be arsed) show next to no sensitivity, empathy, critical-thinking or decency of judgement with their day-to-day duties.

Right, where do we fucking start… do we hit the ground running with topical matters such this truly unfortunate pensioner, who, through no fault of his own, finds himself in a total nightmare of fighting for his life against a now-deceased piece of shit intruder, with the double-whammy of Plod first treating him like a deliberate murderer (manslaughter should have been investigated instead, you fucking cunts), then has the shitboys in blue effectively hand the pikey scumcunt family of mudered burglar a free reign to trespass, intimidate and obstruct his own fucking home with tributes – then, to rub caustic soda into the wounds, some egg-headed tripe-munching cunt of a superintendent declares the death of the robbing scum valiantly warded off as a ‘tragedy’. Un-fucking believable, Jeff.

That my fellow cunters is merely a succint précis of British police.

What if we turn our attention to their recruitment policies? The British Transport Police hold minority-only workshops for recruitment, essentially a positive discrimination drive to make sure a set percentage of recruits HAVE to be ethnic or female. Reports on similar police drives can be found on a basic search.

Well-publicised on this site is the (in)famous police announcement in 2017 that we now can feel safe and snug from big bolshy bastards out to hurt us with nasty words and flamebaiting, thanks to a specialist division of 900+ officers dedicated to tackling ‘hate crime’, thereby prioritising the snowflakes and the amaziongly thin-skinned peacefuls amonst others.

Also reported in 2017 (Telegraph) was the fact that 9 out of 10 burglaries are closed without even identifying a suspect. I can tell you from first-hand experience how utterly uninterested the police are in these crimes, and not just burglary – thefts in general basically require the perpetrator to incriminate himself before Plod acts.

We could write an entire compendium of cuntitude against the police. Time is pressing so we can only skim over the shameful disgrace of last year’s participation in that fucking rainbow parade debacle, the dumb fucking rozzer who twerked with the disease-ridden Carribean cunt at last year’s Notting Hill, the sheer impotence in the face of London knife-crime, the woeful figures on catching paedophiles which has led to vigilante groups, rightly or wrongly, taking matters into their own hands to ensare nonces, and something that warrants a cunting all on its own – persecution of any and every man without evidence whenever the sexual assault whistle is blown. This includes cases where women have changed their minds on consent AFTER the fact, police themsleves ‘fiddling’ disclosure of phone evidence in an attempt to secure a conviction with no regard for the ruination of young lads’ lives and the frankly comical case last year where, some actress cried sexual assault on a man, I shit you not, who walked straight past her in a crowded Waterloo station

I fucking despise the bastard police with a passion – it is almost like these cunts are deliberately opting to frustrate the bulk of the genuine tax-paying public with their increased preference for political stances instead of tackling real victims of real crime. The only time I ever see Plod animated in numbers is to claim their 20% Nandos discount (yes, Nandos celebrate the discount they give the cunts), or when some homeless cunt is getting moved on, three officers to a man.

Useless, utterly fucking useless. My advice – if you are ever the victim of any crime, do not waste time whatsoever with fucking Plod – take matters directly into your own hands.

Nominated by. The Empire Cunts Back

The NME are cunts…

The last printed issue of this pile of shite is now dead and gone, and good fucking riddance….

It has always been crap and a breeding ground for knobheads and utter cunts… Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons, Danny Kelly, Bob Geldof, Paul Morley (colossal cunt), David Quantick, Stuart Maconie, Andrew Collins, Danny Baker, Sam Wolfson, Hamish McBain are just a few in their cunts roll of honour…. Also the publications’ unhealthy long term obsession with Morrissey gives them a cunt red alert…

Their worst crime (apart from sucking up to Morrissey)? In 1988, Mark Sinker (a rare non-cunt at NME) said U2’s ‘Rattle and Hum; album was crap and gave it 4 out of 10… NME wanted a U2 cover story and interview, so they changed Sinker’s review without telling him, and Stuart Baille gave the album an arselcking 8 out of 10 instead….

They got their U2 exclusive. licked Bonio’s jacksy, and Sinker resigned in fury…. Conclusive proof that the so-called New Musical Express was by cunts and for cunts….

Nominated by Norman

I’d like to nominate advocates of the gender pay myth for a cunting. Whilst it does exist it exists for perfectly legitimate reasons and I’m sick of right on snowflake cunts like Al-BBC pretending its only there because of ‘muh sexism’. Hasn’t it crossed their minds that that would be illegal?

nominated by.OpinionatedCunt

I always find a good cunting hard to pen, I find myself going off topic, overlapping and opening new horizons.

Well generation snowflake is a hot topic, I lay the blame squarely on those of you who have reproduced and can take no blame because I never have nor do I intend to.

So back a couple of month ago I and my Girlfriend undertook on a mission to rescue her off spring from homelessness and financial ruin, extracting him from digs where he was three months in arrears and a course that he had unbeknown to us had not attended for some time in the belief with his working ethic he would be snapped up by an employer and be able to pay his way (something he assured us he had been trying to the best of his ability)

Well reality strikes, after 3 months of fridge pillaging, shitting up the bathroom and general uncooperativeness, he has come up with a cracking idea…..he is not going to pay rent anymore but rent a room in his uni town with some friends in the hope of getting a job there (rewind to earlier in the year) mummy agreed to this insanity, I tactfully shut my mouth.

Well last night was the finale, I normally cook for the “child” but he offered too cook, taken aback I sat and waited for the feast to appear, at 20hrs I gave up and went down the chip shop and fed myself, after said feast I mistakenly opened his bedroom door looked at the filth strewn surroundings that he was wallowing in, the dirty plates, crumpled bedding, all kinds of food wrapper, discarded cups and bottles and I thought about his outspoken stand on global poverty and “old people”

So here my non son I will explain “global poverty and disease are normally caused by ignorance, you are poor because you can’t be fucked to apply yourself in the workplace, you buy shit that wont last 5 minuets and do not save, you like to draw my attention to the diseased starving in other countries, yet you fail to notice we are preparing to fight off a massive rat/cockroach infestation caused by your poor hygiene and possible ecoli outbreak when you mistakenly “snack on” some of your leftovers” and yes “Old People” are cunts because we try to hold you on the straight and narrow, be thankful your mother still puts out, because you my non son need a good slap round the head and a shake to liven up your brain cells, You truly are an ungrateful little cunt.

Bring back National service, so that they may be torn from there mothers breast and learn to fend for themselves and wash.

Nominated by lord benny

I would like to cunt The Donald’s air strikes.

Where is the rest of it?

In an age where he could just about steer a tomahawk into the front door of Bashars shit hole in Damascus, the launch of not less than 107 took out a few empty buildings.

And what has Treeza and Macaroon done to cause any pain?

I’m sure Vlad and Basha are really feeling that heat from this one,

Nominated by King cunt