Grown adults who wear kids T-Shirts are cunts….

I’m talking about tossers who are in their 20s onwards who wear Marvel T-Shirts (usually to do with all that modern film franchise shit and not the Stan Lee/Jack Kirby originals)… And the worst ones? Grown adults wearing Hogwarts sweaters and Harry Potter T-Shirts…. They’re mostly daft wimmin, but I have seen some men in Potter gear as well… These cunts are the saddest twats imaginable…. Because any adult who even admits to liking Potter (or anything by J Kunt Rowling) has to be a phenomenal cunt….

Nominated by Norman

Penguin Publishing. These cunts – who may I remind everyone are THE BIGGEST PUBLISHING COMPANY IN THE WORLD – have removed the requirement for a degree from all of their jobs in an effort to stop judging on merit and boost ‘diversity’ (unless its diversity of opinion, obviously). That’s right – these cunts, who are practically the Disney of the publishing world, who operate in a field where high standards in terms of grammar and literature skills and the like are not only desirable but necessary, have now removed the requirement for a degree from all their jobs, and in doing so have effectively said that poor literary standards are perfectly acceptable so long as their diversity quota gets boosted. Fucking cunts.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

Mobile phone video filmers are Cunts.

I mean the Cunts whose first thought on witnessing a mugging is to video it. No thought of perhaps going to anyone’s aid,just take a video to upload to their facebook account apparently,in the hope of lots of “likes”. Then there’s the car crash filmers who slow down to film some dunch and cause endless tailbacks. Then there’s the sad wankers at sporting events or music concerts who spent their time waving their phone about taking shit footage that nobody will ever be interested in. Then there’s the Cunts who take random clips while on their holidays and think that anyone else wants to watch wobbly shots of their equally wobbly fat wife going down some waterslide…my God,I could even see grey hairs poking out of he swimsuit gusset..nasty,nasty stuff.

Nobody wants to see home video recordings of fucking anything…

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Have only just realised that I would like to nominate the stupid sport of tennis. This is after accidentally switching on to the French Open Roland Garros.

Two guys each standing on their respective base lines and each making a stupid loud grunting noise every time they hit the sodding ball. Incredibly tedious, boring and fucking irritating. Shut up for fucks sake, especially you Nadal. Funny looking Spanish cunt.

Hate the muscly and unfeminine Williams sisters, on this point why the fuck do the women demand equal prize money when they only play the best of three sets compared to the men’s five best of five sets? Potentially 60% of the effort so 60^ of the men’s prize money? Particularly hate the smug Swiss cunt Federer who by the way earns about £60m every year.

Hate the “Ohh I say” and strawberries and cream at £10 a pop bollocks, silly dress code, stupid women’s outfits, the stupid hats and compulsory sunglasses, twattish commentators and the general elitist element of the sport.

I even hate the stupid scoring system used. 15 to 30 to 40, then deuce? Arseholes.

Finals day the camera will be just as much on the celebrities (or royal fucking spongers watching in the crowd) as it will be on the cunts playing, and especially on the wife/girlfriend every few minutes or so for her predictable reactions.

Far to say that apart from the occasional nice bit of totty playing in a very short skirt I hate pretty much everything about the stupid poncy game and the cunts that play it, wouldn’t bother going even if you paid me.

Filled with dread with the thought of Wimbledon fortnight coming up soon, perhaps I will take the opportunity to commit harakiri.

Nominated by Willie Stroker