When a soldier, minding his business in London, is gruesomely beheaded by an “Asian”, do you immediately think: “Aha, must be Japanese!”

When an “Asian” blows fuck out of people, mainly children, attending a pop concert in Manchester, do you immediately think: “Aha, must be Chinese!”

When swathes of UK towns and cities are gripped by “Asian” grooming/rape gangs, do you immediately think: “North Korean!”

I’m pretty much guessing you don’t. We all know which “Asians” are meant and basically which religion they follow.

If terrorist perpetrators are from the Middle East then they should say so, or, name the exact country.

If “peaceful” raping/grooming gangs are from Afghanistan, Pakistan or Bangladesh then they should say so explicitly.

UK News Agencies have no issue in naming “British” (preferably “English”) perpetrators of crimes explicitly, they don’t say “European” do they?

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Urgh! As if it’s not enough to have to out up with irritating self righeous and selfish cyclists clogging up the roads in summer with unnecessary 2 or 3 abreast riding or riding down single lane country roads to annoy everyone, on Sunday they’re going to shut a frankly incredible about of roads for a cycling event whose apparent remit is blatant self promotion.

Who the fuck has the right to close all of these roads? Are we going to be compensated? What if someone has made plans? What if the emergency services can’t get there is time? Who the fuck cares apparently, it’s just another fly to swat in the path to cycling totalitarianism. We will all be do gooding middle aged middle class people, even if it kills us!

I just drove the A25 around to dorking and up to the M25 past Leatherhead, all of this will be closed. All of the A246 to Guildford, closed, that’s a massive stretch of road, there’s not much of an alternative, it will be a nightmare for those who couldn’t give 2 shits about cycling, and that s just a tiny bit of the route, it bloody goes all around into London!

Whoever organised this event, but even more whoever gave permission to fuck up a whole load of our roads for a vested interest. deserves a weighty and comprehensive cunting!

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Daleks, fucking Daleks would you fucking believe it. Well in need of an Inter-Galatic Cunting.

When i was a kid I was always safe in the knowledge that if they really invaded earth I’d always be able to escape their evil intentions and their desire to ‘exterminate’ anything that threatened them or they didn’t like by simply running up the stairs.

How wrong could I have been.

Yesterday I turned on the telly and can you believe it, right in front of me was what I must assume is the latest generation Dalek.

I was reminded of the Terminator 1 and 2 films and how the next generation was much more human like than its predecessor, T2 could experience pain and had ‘feelings’.

Daleks have indeed come a long way. The T2 Dalek I watched was so advanced it could actually feel offended and victimised and has actually gone as far as reporting a politician for a hate crime.

Whatever will they think of next? Thought crime?

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Daleks are fucking useless. How many times have they had the dead drop on the Doctor, it’s a fair cop and bang to rights, without doing him on the spot? Naturally he’ll duck out again at the first opportunity, and give the mardy arsed tin cans yet another right kicking up their metal arseholes.

Take over the universe? Yer ‘aving a larf. They couldn’t take the skin off a rice pudding.

PS. Cybermen are even more fucking useless than Daleks, and that’s really saying something.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Demanding fans are cunts….
The sort of cunt that expects a say in an artist’s work or how a film or TV show should go… Peter Kay recently did a(nother) final episode of Car Share: simply because mongs on social media were ‘heartbroken’ and ‘outraged’ that there wasn’t a syrupy and soppy ending like they wanted…. Kay should have told the sad pricks to fuck right off… Now Star Wars fancunts are ‘petitioning’ (oh, my fucking sides!) to have Princess Leia re-cast in the form of Concorde Conk Devil Streep… Fans of any kind should have no say whatsoever in what they are watching or listening to… Charlie Watts had it right when he was asked about ‘Satanic Majesties’ being apparently ‘crap’… Charlie said ‘I don’t care if people don’t like it… It is what it is, and we should stand or fall by our product’….

Nominated by Norman