Wiltshire Council are cunts.

Now, I grew up in Wiltshire (and as of the date of cunting (2nd September) I’m back there at the moment before starting my third year of university next week) and as I’ve mentioned on here a few times before my brother has severe autism (and yes, it’s a real thing and not just an excuse naughty kids use). As such, he goes to the special school in the next town over (we don’t have one in my town), which he not only loves going to but who have helped and are continuing to help him make a lot of progress towards becoming more independent.

Well, it turns out that Wiltshire fucking Council want to close the school, as well as the two other special schools in the county, in order to create one big ‘super school’ because it costs less money than ponying up the funding for the extra staff and resources required to keep the existing schools open in the face of an increase in pupils. Oh yeah, because closing down schools which contain disabled kids who can’t cope with change where said kids know the staff really well in favour of a far bigger, more unfamiliar setting where the staff won’t be able to give as much time to helping each individual child develop as they currently do, whilst in the process pissing off the vast majority of the families of these kids is totally a good idea.

This isn’t the first time Wiltshire Council have fucked the people of this county over either – I could give a laundry list of examples, but if I did then this cunting would turn into War and bloody Peace. I know this may sound like I’m an entitled cunt bitching just because it affects a member of my family, but trust me – if you lived here, you would know exactly how bad the cunts are.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

For Christs sake, Homosexual Pride really brings out the exhibitionist fruitcake cunts, doesn’t it. Take a look at this *woman* (?), marrying her same sex partner.

Is this demented old cunt really a woman, or is there a dick hanging down amongst what looks like the result of digging Dame Barbara Cartload up several years after her death (unlike that fucking daft organisation NICE National Institute For Clinical Excellence which should be cunted every day, honey didn’t save her in the end – NICE thinks thats all you need for a cold.

I digress, what Stagecoach are doing appeasing this vacuous looking arsehole with a rainbow bus (which doubtless the residents of Manchester will pay for in increased fares), to take it to it’s wedding, I am at a loss to explain. Brian Souter must be turning in his grave, if the greedy old fucker is already in it, if he is not, I am sure, to quote one of my esteemed fellow cunters on this site, his piss must be boiling.

What is wrong with this decrepit country?. Why must we appease every freak that crawls out of the woodwork.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

EMERGENCY cunting for French “authorities.”

Apparently, they are insisting the luscious Marine Le Pen undergoes psychiatric “evaluation.”…

Why ?? Because she DARED to post images of DAESH executions on her website.

The Frogs really are the most cheesy appeasers. Snail-eating toerags.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

I don’t have a mobile phone, nor do I want one. I’ve managed fine for 60 odd years without one, as has the human race since we first crawled out of our caves.

Still, they’re here now, and here to stay. Many people see mobile phones as an absolute, indispensable necessity of modern day existence, an essential tool to help organise a hectic life, and I’m absolutely cool with that.

But believe it or not, some twats actually get anxiety and stress when they’re parted from their little darling for even a short while, or have to switch it off. My goodness, however will they function if they’re unplugged from the electronic universe? Oh God, the office will completely cease to function if I can’t be reached for an hour! Jeez, how am I going to let all my Facebook followers know the riveting news that I’m currently in Starbucks, drinking my coffee?

Headshrinkers in America (where else?) have even come up with a fucking clinical term for the saps who experience this mental torment. It’s called ‘Cell Phone Withdrawal Syndrome’. In California, Snowflake Capital of the World, there are even mobile phone ‘addiction clinics’ where you can check in for ‘desensitivity programming’ or to ‘get clean’ in street parlance.
The saddest gits of all are those tossers who, when they can’t get a signal, desperately extend an arm in the air and frantically wave their precious smartphone about. That’s right you cocks; the additional couple of feet will enable you immediately to connect with the communications satellite orbiting approximately ten thousand miles above your head.

You couldn’t make it up.

Nominated by Ron Knee

My little shits won’t move from the bed without charge. I never had a cellphone until I was 23. Then I was mocked mercilessly for being a try-hard. Within weeks everyone had one and we were texting each other from one end of the dinner table to the other. Bit of harmless fun. We knew it was a novelty. We still had a phone connected to the wall and one fucking screen.

As I type this, every brat has a screen and a phone. The phone is connected to their hand and Fuck knows how they play Fortnite with the extra appendage, but they manage. And if I tell them to lose the screen time, they bitch about how awful a Mother I am. Cockheads, the lot of them but they run as a pack. They’re all on the same page. Currently I have one son playing with a friend in Tahoe. His Avatar name is Deeznuts. This kid yells so loud I feel like I have another child in the house.

My son’s Avatar is Lickmaballs. BTW

And half an hour ago, the oldest called me on his mobile to bring him a fucking towel!
A fucking towel! Called me from the other end of the House. Couldn’t drip his way to the linen closet.

Nominated by CaliAngel

Ok so in the Observer he has said that there should be another Brexit vote in an article he has written. No surprise there, but that there are cunts and that these cunts keep being cunts isn’t a surprise.

This cunting will take the form of pulling apart a couple of paragraphs of bullshit. I will quote him and then follow up with some comments.

“With time rapidly running out, we are left with two possibilities – a bad deal, which could end up being so vague that we leave the EU blind to what our future relationship will be, or a “no-deal” Brexit.”

We don’t care you cunt. Actually no deal would be better, fuck the status quo it’s done nothing for us.

“Both these scenarios are a million miles from what was promised during the referendum campaign”

Only a politician would think that what politicians promises matters a shit. We don’t need a campaign to make a decision fuckstain.

“only further exposing the lies and mistruths sold to the public.”

The irony is deep and strong here. I would personally advocate a public beating just on the weight of the dishonesty and lack of self-awareness of this sentence. Utter cuntitude.

“They are also both incredibly risky and I don’t believe May has the mandate to gamble so flagrantly with the economy and people’s livelihoods.”

She has the mandate to leave the EU, and that’s risky in the way you describe, so yes she does, cunt.

“Terrifyingly, we are now in real danger of crashing out of the EU with no deal.”

No vested interest there then …

“Despite the fanciful assurances from Johnson, this would be by far the worst outcome – with independent research showing that it could potentially result in 500,000 fewer jobs across Britain by 2030. ”

A steaming heap of bullshit of a sentence full of false assumption based around his wrong perception about what people think of politicians and bullshit statistics. How is he ignorant of this? Where does he live?

“These are real jobs and people’s living standards being put at risk.”

This cunt wouldn’t know what was real if an analogy hit him in the face.

“So, after a lot of careful consideration, I’ve decided the people must get a final say. ”

What? Just who the fuck does this utter cunt think he is?

“I don’t believe it’s the will of the people to face either a bad deal or, worse, no deal. That wasn’t on the table during the campaign.”

The campaign was nearly as full of shit as you are, cunt.

“It’s time to take this crucial issue out of the hands of the politicians and return it to the people so that they can take back control”

Laughable. Unbelievable. The fact that he doesn’t know that “the people” caused this by voting to leave in the first place is worrying. This guy is an absolute cunt.

In summary I have not before seen what an absolute fuck minded and frankly evil and manipulative man this Sadiq Cunt is before. I find it astonishing that a conscious being can say the things that he says. He must live every day in a maelstrom of lies and self-deception. This man is a cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

I am glad CRW bought up Sadiq Kunt (serves you right for eating him). This 5’4″ heap of festering shit, a ragbag of piss and wind has written in todays Observer (the weekend version of the Guardian in day-of-rest bloomers), but has also been taken up with glee by the Independent and BBC (and no doubt by the Standard as soon as George Osborne has finished wanking over the article).

On the BBC news on radio it was reported that Sad-dik was “deeply anxious” about Brexit. Perhaps the silly shortarse wankstain ought to be more concerned about the appalling rise of violent crime and murder in London, or the state of Transport for London, or his ragbag of housing policies, or even the fact that when they circumcised him they threw away the wrong end. In any event Khan is not paid to concern himself with international or national matters, only London’s, and he is a total fucking failure at that. He will no doubt be relieved he has been approved as the Labour candidate for 2020 (which must have made Dame Eddie Izzard upset since she/he/it had already decided he wanted to run for it).

It is only because there are so many effnicks and left wing snowflake shroud-waivers in London and outer London that the stupid fucking bastard will probably win again, but Labour is now holed beneath the waterline, and the kindest thing to do would be to torpedo it.

If Kunt, Miller, Mangledbum, Lady Starmer and co think the EU is so fucking wonderful why don’t they piss off and buy a one way ticket to Brussells?. At the very least why don’t they shut the fuck up. Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Sadiq Khan, yet again. He now is leading a campaign for a seconds Brexit referendum. Which to me seems slightly outside of his remit, like everything else the cunt does.

Yes, I saw this little cunt making a donkey of himself yet again. Perhaps, if he now thinks he speaks for all English people, we should allow all English people to vote on who should be the next Mayor of London.

Who does this big nosed, short arsed little cunt think he is? Seriously? He’s done fuck all remotely mayoral since he got in but pick silly little twitter spats with Trumpty Dumpty, tried to implement sharia via the back door (I’m sure none of you have forgotten the religious views of this pious little cunt on the adverts on the side of buses) and try to deflect the blame away for the skyrocketing crime in London on anyone but himself. Oh, and deflect a proportion of the budget towards policing anti Islam comments on Twitter.

To me that sounds like an enemy of the state. Regardless of what you think of Thatcher – she never would have put up with this little peaceful cunt getting out of his basket every half an hour.

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby