The National Police Coordination Centre. What a bunch of pointless, time-serving, overpaid cunts. Staffed with Commanders etc with eye watering salaries that would probably pay to actual police London with ordinary plod.
Below is their purpose. Make of it what you will: —

‘Co-ordinate and broker mutual aid in both steady state and a crisis;
•Co-ordinate a continuous testing and exercising regime to ensure effective mobilisation of national assets in a crisis;
•Co-ordinate, collate and act as a national repository for capacity and capability in relation to the Strategic and National Policing Requirements on specialist UK policing assets;
•Develop reporting mechanisms with the Home Office and Central Government crisis management;
•Support the chair of the National Police Chiefs’ Council (NPCC) in COBR during times of national crisis and for large scale events. ‘

Clear? Or can you smell civil service bullshit. This coordination is done from the danger zone of SW1.
They are warning of prolonged civil disorder, food and drug shortages and rising crime. What is the trigger for this you may ask? Go on. Guess.

No, not the mayhem from the bruvvers on London’s streets. Heaven forfend.
No, not the dry summer hitting agricultural production.
No, not the internal threat from radical and not so radical Islam.
Not even the ‘Far Right’ per se. Although I suspect this will come up at some stage.

Come on. All together now:

A no deal Brexit.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I haven’t cunted anything for ages.
I’ve been way too busy, but I must thank my fellow (highly distinguished) cunters for doling out the goods…
Well done guys.

Well, I’m still too busy.

HOWEVER

Chukka Ummuna’s ears are winding me up SO FUCKING MUCH, I think I’ll have an aneurysm if I don’t cunt them.

Who the fuck nailed those ridiculous, happy flappy, jug lugs to that cunt’s head?

Ridiculous!

I hate this cunt enough without having to look at those wanker wings starting at me every time I see the twat.

It’s like looking at a bean that’s opening it’s wing casings and about to fly away like some really annoying, deluded, spaz beatle…

…Or a Mr potato head made by some sick cunt, who’s only mission on this planet is to wind me up SO FUCKING MUCH that my bollocks explode!

I thought not having the time to frequent my favourite website might calm me some….

NO.

It just bottled up and delayed the inevitable…
As soon as I saw that cunt on telly again my piss superheated and I found myself longing to strangle the cunt …

Again.

Chukka Amuna is a cunt, but his ears need a cunting just of their own.

And if dolph lundrum is thinking about killing him and making a necklace then FINE.
….just remember I’m coming for you buddy.
I want those cunts gone.
I want those cunts burned.
I never wanna see Chukka fucking Ummuna or his stupid fucking ears EVER again.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
….that’s therapeutic.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Following Dioclese’s excellent cunting of Siobhan O’Dwyer, I looked at her Twitter feed and was heartened to see that the majority of people were telling her to grow up and/or fuck off.

One thing that struck me, however, was the number of times she referred to the incident as “sexism”. Now, I could see her point (fnarr) if she had been referred to as Mr O’Dwyer, but being called “Miss” instead of “Dr” is NOT sexism.

Now Serena Williams has accused an umpire of sexism because he docked her a few points for a) Cheating – which her coach admitted b) Equipment violation – when the uppity cunt smashed her racket and c) Verbal abuse – which was plain for all to see.

Her response? The umpire was obviously sexist (which, given the androgynous nature of her appearance could be taken a number ways….as indeed I suspect she has). She must have been pissed that her opponent was Japanese and the umpire was Portuguese because this meant she couldn’t also hoist the RACISM! card.

When things don’t go my way, I don’t bleat that it’s because I’m white or male. I accept that it was bad luck, the unavoidable actions another party or I fucked up. End of. These snowflake cunts hide behind the *ism card because they know that no one can challenge them without looking racist or sexist.

I think ISAC should lobby for “Cuntism” to be the next *ism.

Don’t agree with me? Well, you’re obviously cuntist……

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet

Andrew Marr – now I know this puddle of voles piss has a home on the oft cunted ( and rightly so ) BBC, the force funded propaganda peddler for those deluded leftist cunts
So of course I do have a certain level of expectation of any dogshit they smear upon my screen – that it will be massively biased, or of interest for what it actually doesn’t say more than what it does – but surely this ‘programme’ is solely designed by architects of exquisite misery and cruelty.

A procession of entitled professional liars and tricksters who are so fucking far away from what actual fucking people who work for a living and abide by the laws of this land ( ahem…. mostly… ) and talk such abject bollocks that even those cunts themselves struggle to even raise belief or interest in the turgid bollcks that spews from their gobs like a feacal lava flow.

Being my first cunting I won’t drone on. But fuck me…. if ever there was an advert for civil unrest and just how fucked the workers of this once great land actually are then this, surely is it.

Nominated by Baron von Gaper