Category Archives: cunt

I’m So So Sorry!

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Apologising should be given a massive full on cunting then sent to the frozen plain in Hell.

Every time the tv or radio is turned on some cunt or bunch of cunts is apologising for something that occurred years before they were born or something they would have no power to change.

Likewise the web, Twitter, facetwat, and so on.sorry, sorry sorry.

What makes this torture for many of us, the constant narrative that all this shit is “our” fault. Well I say in a loud and clear voice “fuck off” I did not cause whatever bollocks your apologising for, I will not take the knee or the head or leg fuck off. Do not apologise for me you sad bastards grow a fucking pair. Wankers

Nominated by: Black biscuit

The BBC [22]

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Yet another cunting for the BBC

“In the monologue An Ordinary Woman Gwen tells how she’s struggling to get to get to grips with her incestuous feelings towards her 15-year-old boy Michael.

At one point in the dark monologue, now available to view on BBC iPlayer, she tells how her son suspects her of having an affair, not realising that her new hairdo, lipstick and slimmer figure are meant to get his attention.“

Alan Bennett is a total cunt.
Lancashire is a cunt for taking the role.

The BBC is a cunt for being true to form. No wonder Jimmy Savile was so at home at the BBC. Pushing the barriers again, how long until mincing is shown as a loving normality in our screens. Not only has she got the hots for her own son, he’s only 15.

Drip drip drip tonight on the BBC. Keep it in the family, followed by, Peter and Chelsea, an old mans love for a school girl. Puts a new spin on Children in need.

Cunts, deviant filthy satanic cunts.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Depressing Seaside Resorts

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Quite recently, there was a nomination for Barry Island. And it got me thinking (which doesn’t happen very often), about my dreadful holidays cooped up in some tiny tin-can caravan or shite B&B in Weston Super Wank when I was a kid.

It was a depressing shithole back in the 70s, and I recently went back there to find that it had become an even greater shithole today! Chavs, Eastern Europeans, chavs, benefit scroungers, old cunts, chavs, Africunts, chavs, p1kies and bastards!

So what would you consider the worst seaside resort you’ve ever had the misfortune to spend a holiday?

Nominated by: Technocunt

Jam Rag ads

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I want to nominate adverts for feminine hygiene products. Ok, we all know that women need these items, but why does every advert have to include some bunch of wimminz wittering on about how their period, bladder leaks etc are not going to stop them from being who they are – tough, confident wimminz, who are not just soft and gentle etc etc…..I don’t care that your wimminz nappy isn’t going to ‘stop you from being you’ or whatever bullshit… Just stick the thing where it belongs and don’t bother telling us about it.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Pub Reopenings 4th July

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A pre-event cunting for the reopening of pubs on Saturday 4th July.

I can see it now, thousands of cunts descending on the pubs on the very first day. Not enough for them that they can buy booze at the supermarket or at the offy, no they just MUST go to the pub.

I fully expect to hear police sirens all day and all night long. Another strain on the emergency services because of a load of selfish, ignorant pissheads.

Hope I’m wrong about this, but judging from what we’ve seen recently of the stupidity of the great British public, well, enough said.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven