Amber Heard deserves a nomination.
I’ve been meaning to do this for some time, but as with other nominations I’ve done, I’ve just had too much to do offline. Anyway, having succeeded in getting ex-husband Johnny Depp pretty much cancelled in Hollywood, merely by accusing him of domestic abuse (and being a woman, especially a woke one, she must always be believed by those of the same ilk). He was even fired by Disney from his role as Jack Sparrow, a role that by all accounts, he loved.
Well, roll on a year or so, and the shoe is firmly on the other foot. Turns out that there was domestic abuse in their household, but it was her abusing him. Depp released recordings of conversations they’d had after their divorce, in which she admitted physically and verbally abusing. In one incident, she severed the tip of one of his fingers. It’s even alleged that one time, she actually shit on his bed, leading to her being renamed by some “Amber Turd”. She is, by all accounts, a nasty bitch. Something that is borne out in the recordings, because she admits to having anger issues.
Apparently, at one point, she hired a private detective (an ex-porn star no less) to dig up dirt on Depp, so she could prove her bullshit claims. He interviewed 100 people who knew Depp and Heard, and not one of them had a bad word to say about Johnny. Turns out he actually is a really nice guy. He even goes to children’s hospitals as Jack Sparrow to entertain sick children. The PI ended up giving all the information he’d collected to Depp’s legal team and then ended his association with Heard.
Since the audio recordings of Heard admitting that she’s a nasty, violent cunt, there has been a concerted effort by Johnny Depp’s fans to have Heard fired from her role as Mira in the upcoming Aquaman movie. When I last checked it, a couple of days ago, the online petition had 450,000 names to it. And counting. I very much doubt that will happen, but the petition alone is a sign of just how unpopular Ms Heard is. Two of Depp’s exes, Winona Ryder and Vanessa Paradis have both come forward and publicly called out Heard’s claims. Now it turns out that the legal team she hired (led by one of the founders of #METOO) to defend the lawsuit Depp filed against her, have quit, and I’ve just read that her old friend Amanda De Cadanet (remember her my fellow oldies)? has dropped Heard like a hot rock. Other people are also coming forward and telling the world that Amber Heard is a genuinely nasty piece of shit. A few years ago, Hollywood would have insured that Heard never worked in Tinsel Town again. But today, Tinsel Town is the capital of woke, so she’ll probably get a star on Hollywood boulevard.
But anyway, take a bow Amber, you are a cunt.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
