A round the house Cunting for Vacuum Cleaners.

The vacuum cleaner is a very simple contraption, an electric motor (apart from the billy goat which is petrol) an impeller and some form of collection bag and filter.
The flaw in the system is the collection bag and the filters that slowly block causing the motor to labour (sometimes overheat) and reduced performance.

Dyson miniaturised a dust extraction system with his cyclonic tubes and came out with a very good vacuum cleaner, (there are two filters in it, but very minimal maintenance) I think it was the DC9 that we had, I fucking loved it. Then the MRS decides that it is too heavy, cumbersome and the lead gets in the way so we need to get one of these new super duper cordless ones. The advert shows this wonderful slim line object that zips round the house with amazing performance and even a perfume insert to freshen the room as you clean. So we bought one.

When it turned up it was not bad for a little cordless thing (18v) but it did not clean to the edges of the room, I also noticed that it had a few problems with the step from rug to floor, however that was resolved by purchasing the hand held version with upholstery attachment, that also worked well for a bit.

Both systems have composite foam and rubber filters with a cotton core, according to the manufacturer easy to clean. Are they fuck, whether you hand or machine wash the fuckers a residue of shit seems to remain inside them that then starts to ferment during the drying process.The end result is a smell of wet dog being blasted round the house as you clean, I fucking hate these new Vacuum cleaners and morn my old Dyson.

Nominated by: lord benny

I’m fuckin sick of hearing how amazing and how important the Windrush Generation were to the country. Why? What have they done? Got jobs? Well not being funny, but thats fuckin normal isn’t it? For an able bodied adult to hold gainful employment?

What about the £10 poms? The British lads an lasses that went to Australia to carve out a better life, they honoured? What’s the Windrush Generation done that’s different to any other immigrant? Poles, Irish in the US, etc. What is it again that made the 1940s and 50s so weary and massively improved life in the UK? Genuine Question, not being sarcastic, I can’t think of a single fucking thing!

Not slagging the fact they came and worked, but If I went anywhere in the world first thing I’d look for is a job. Wouldn’t expect a fuckin statue for doing so though.
And this isn’t a dig at black people it’s about the fawning and arse licking of the MSM.
They portray the Windrush like a chariot from the gods!

Well they can all fuck off.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Yes – she’s back!, with a flash of her pink petticoats, and a whiff of quim juice from his frilly panties, the oldest old woman from New Labour – Blair’s poodle in chief, Gladys Mandelson is back prepared to give his all (for a large fee) for his cuntry and his Remainer mates. Mandy wants to llead the WTO:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1299678/Brexit-news-peter-Mandelson-wto-leader-Labour-party-no-deal-brexit-trade-on-WTO

This fuckwits egregious cheek and self regard is almost as wide and deep as his reamed ringpiece, after years of punishment on the playing fields of Eton and the more secluded parts of Hampstead Heath.

This old cunt should fuck off nd become an existenionalist – why kill time when you can kill yourself, Mandy?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I’d like to nominate ‘giving a fuck’.

The reality, rather than ‘art’, of not giving a fuck is more important now than any time I can remember.

People trying to be part of the zeitgeist are doing themselves immense mental harm in a venomous maelstrom of media-manipulated hatred, lies and fake outrage.

Keep away from corporate and social media, the virtue signalling and grief-jacking. Focus on yourself, your family and your hobbies. Leave the tears and hand-wringing to soft, clueless fucks who are addicted to validation from strangers. These hopeless individuals are already weeping, open wounds filling up with more psychic poison, and have doomed themselves to mental breakdowns in a psychosocial catastrophe that has only just begun.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

I highly recommend the book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck by Mark Manson – Admin.