A Freshers Week cunting please for the arriogant stupid kids going to university for the first time, who are being indulged by Wireless 4 (latest example World At One 25th September).

The poor little fuckers are crying so sore
Sad boys and girls are they
For they can’t get pissed at freshers week
And life’s such a frightful bore

I am sick of hearing posh girls and boys whinging that it is “unacceptable” that they have to stay in their rooms, can’t go to the pub and get drunk (we have just had a concerned mummy on – Jacasca has only been to the pub once since she went back for ther 2nd yar, poor love). Their lives are ended.

The silly mummy bitch thinks we ought to have more “test track and trace”

The 3Ts is the latest throwaway line for the stupid, just as in Blair’s day it was “make a difference”. Any airhead can say it.

Could we remind these little bastards that they go to university to learn, not to get permanently pissed as they entertain themselves in the playground.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Looks like she’s having a difficult follow-through! – DA)

Lizzo – nope never heard of her either but she has apparently won a Grammy and she is black and she is fat and she has been on the cover of vogue. But why is she a cunt. . Let me explain, it is because Lizzo is getting her oversized knickers (Not panties) in a twIst because the body positive movement (The one that says it’s ok to be a fat lazy cunt) has gone mainstream and commercial and that fat cunts Like her are not feeling the full benefit of it. Lizzo has also said she sees a lot of ‘white girls’ who are curvy and not fat and therefore fat cunts Like her are being left out and it’s even more demeaning for her now the whites are apparently cashing in where she used to.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54292412

Lizzo I don’t have Abs and a six pack because it takes too much effort and I can’t be arsed to put the effort in but I can assure you if I want curves!!! like you It’s fucking easy. I sit on the couch eating cakes, sweets and ice cream. It’s a fucking sinch. That’s why you have to invent some fucking bull shit like body positive because fat cunts like you are too lazy to go for a fucking walk and to weak willed to walk past a donut shop.

Lizzo thinks being fat is normal, sorry Lizzo it fucking ain’t and by the way if you get Covid you are 50% more likely to die. So my advice is lockdown the fat cunts especially Lizzo or better still her get to sweat off a few pounds as a porter on a Covid ward.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

I have just watched his latest offering on Netflix “The Gentlemen”

Its just the same as all his other films. Ere geeza you caarnt, bollox with a cast of twats and the same old same old

A pint pot Scorsese who invented doing the same thing over and over again way before this twat.

I met him once . He was the most snobbish (im better than you) twat iv ever met.

Even “the irishman” was better than this shit. Oi Ritchie you’re not a cunt, you’re just a boring twat.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

A police officer has died in Croydon, with the suspect apparently being armed inside the station as he was not searched before being arrested, something that has been a standard operating procedure for years.

I see this death as an inevitable result of the Communist hiring policies of Cressida Strap-On and Suckdick Khunt.

Taken before his time, another victim of political correctness, may he rest in peace.

Nominated by: Cunt me in

(Police Lives Don’t Matter, it would seem – DA)

Hello, hello, hello, what do we have here then? – well the answer – officer – is a group of self appointed nosy parkers and curtain twitchers who “could be council employees or volunteers” who will take it upon themselves to prance and mince down the street telling us stupid common people what to do:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/what-are-coronavirus-compliance-officers-161118381.html

Yes, old Maureen from Forward Planning, or old Bert the council lavatory attendant, will be on parade, with a friendly, but firm and authoritative word to tell us about hand sanitizer or social distancing – fuck it, even Asda the low rent supermarket (part of the Walmart “fam-i-lee”) is leaping aboard the bandwagon from Monday employing their own version of the meddlers, to keep the proles in order.

Who are these self important fuckwits, who think they have the right to meddle and interfere?. Jumped up little nobodies, a bit like those obese doormen at clubs, who wanted to be a policeman, but were too fat to do so, people who want to “do good” without having to contribute anything of value. It reminds me of Tony Hancock when he became a blood donor “Do we get a badge for doing this?. Nothing pretentious – just a little enamel thing, just to show we are do-gooders, with something like “he gaveth for others, so that others might live” – that sort of thing”

If one of these motherfuckers have a friendly word for me, I will have an unfriendly one for them – CUNT.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Can we have some BLM, XR and Dinghy Marshalls please? No, thought not. – DA)

and seconded by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

Little Hitlers

I went to pick up a couple of things at my local Co-op yesterday….it’s a small shop so they have to limit how many are allowed in at any one time. So I queued up and dutifully put my face-nappy on when I got to the head of the queue. The shop’s traffic-light system isn’t working (don’t think it ever has) so they had some middle-aged trout stood on the door letting people in…when a bloke came out, I assumed that it would be alright for me to go in…apparently not…the old Bag fair screamed at me “Wait until I tell you that it’s safe to enter”. I didn’t take this well…as I told the bitch,I hadn’t let anyone speak to me like that since I was a child and I’d be damned if some self-important harridan would be the one to get away with it…anyhow,to cut a long story short,I took my custom elsewhere.

I suspect that as we get more of Johnson’s snoopers and busybodies that there’ll be trouble. People are getting sick of petty little nobodies who are relishing the chance to tell people what to do. I’m certainly not advocating violence (as in yesterday’s “wear your mask” nom.),but there are a lot of people who have just about had enough of tinpot “Covid heroes” enforcing the rules of that economy-wrecking,pathetic Old Woman in No.10.