Alex Kurtzman is a cunt. For those who don’t know, Kurtzman is, allegedly, a producer. I say allegedly, because he’s completely shite at producing decent, engaging entertainment. His list of ‘credits’ include Transformers, the shit Tom Cruise version of the The Mummy, the worst Spiderman movie, Star Trek: Discovery and Star Trek: Picard. This guy is a kind of King Midas, except everything he touches turns to shit.
His latest project is Clarice, a rip off…sorry…spin off of the Silence of the Lambs, which focuses on Clarice Starling about a year after the events of the movie. One of the biggest problems of the show, is that because of licensing issues, they cannot legally mention the one character everyone is really interested in, Hannibal Lector. And of course, being produced by Kurtzman, it’s woke as fuck. This time however, things are different. The MSM have ripped him a new one over the show, and it’s about fucking time. One reviewer even called him an IP hack, because that’s what he does, he attaches himself to the intellectual property of someone else, and then fucks it up. Kurtzman is a classic example of an absolutely incompetent twat failing upwards.
Discovery alone is a literal shit show, focussing on a female character who is not only the original Mary Sue, but is irredeemably contemptible. The stories themselves are fucking pathetic, in the recent third season a female ensign (the lowest commissioned rank in the US Navy, because they use those ranks in Star Trek) goes from being a neurotic ensign to a neurotic executive officer to a neurotic captain in the blink of an eye, literally leapfrogging higher, far more experienced ranks. And she was fucking useless. Now we learn that Kurtzman considered the wokery in the show to be insufficient, so it’s been announced that the fourth season will feature an all female bridge crew. That wouldn’t be a bad thing, if the show was any good, but it isn’t. In fact, Kurtzman has admitted that he doesn’t see it as entertainment, he sees the show as a platform for his woke bullshit. And Picard was even worse.
The ONLY thing this festering boil on a warthog’s ass is good at, is being achingly woke. For that alone, he’s a cunt.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw



