Have I turned the heater off? Have I locked the front door? Did I put the alarm on? Did I unplug the iron?
The seeds of doubt can fuck off. The cunts.
Nominated by: Dark key cunt
A more in sorrow than in anger cunting for the lazy section of the public who are demanding a “bank holiday” for the funeral of HRH Prince Philip.:
These calls were made before the funeral was scheduled for Saturday, but that hasn’t deterred the sods from demanding a week day in lieu so they can “grieve”.
I am sure those shouting loudest are those cunts who wanted to “Remain” in the EU (now they wish to “rejoin”) like that slimy opportunistic Femi bastard who has blamed the Ulster riots conducted by 12 year old boys on “Brexit” (of course).
In the main, most of the past year has been akin to a bank holiday for many of the GBP – why the fuck do they need yet another day (also considering there will be two of the useless things in May).
Lazy bleeders.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Prince Harry is a stupid cunt, ginger boy was surprised by the frosty reception he got from the family at Phils funeral.
This back stabbing ginger fuck monkey must be retarded if he thinks he can pull all the bullshit especially the interview with the fat, black space Hopper.
Ginger boy found the only person that extended him any respect was Prince Andrew, another retard who is more of an embarresment to the royals, so both of these muppets are getting a taste of what they deserve and good enough for the cunts.
I bet Harry is on the phone to sparkle tits every 5 minute, grand mama isn’t speaking to me my little gold digger I don’t understand.
I’m not a royal fan at all, especially one that can turn out such idiots and attract other idiots as this lot have, but any family has to have some loyalty and not airing your dirty laundry publically is an unwritten rule.
So he’s either a horrible little cunt trying to fuck over his own family for money or he, s so thick he, s allowed himself to be manipulated by a gold digging whore, and don’t start me off about the princess, weird inbred perpetually surprised looking ugly mutts.
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Why is this massive Cunt in the news every 5 minutes. He was funny on Tiswas 500 yrs ago, when I was an easily entertained snot nosed kid.
Now fronting yet another Bleck ‘Celebs’ action movement to convince poor, under privileged, down-trodden bleck minorities to have the jab, since more than half won’t.
Why is time still being wasted on this ?
If you are too stubborn, thick or lazy enough not to participate in your own, your families & everyone else’s survival, then Fuck you.
Roll the dice & take your chances, but stop fucking bleating on about how more Covid affect deaths bleck & minorities (are they still the minority? because you’d think they represent 90% of the population, the way the meeja rattles on)
As for Lenny, go back to advertising piss stained mattresses for ‘Premier’ Inns, if they haven’t gone out of business yet. CUNT !
Nominated by: Lord of the Rings