A hole in the ground cunting for the firms causing chaos on the local roads by digging them up to lay “super fast” broadband cables.

Round here the fuckers are everywhere. This morning I couldn’t get out of the end of my road for cars queuing across the access while the roadworks were on traffic lights. Then when I came back I couldn’t turn in because of the queue.

All over town the roads are being dug up, roads closed and diverted, even roundabouts sealed off the cunts to dig the road up. It’s a shitfest.

I wouldn’t mind but I tried to go fibre but they can’t get the cables to the master socket without routing it around the door frames and skirting boards and then siting the router in the middle of my kitchen floor, so fuck ’em.

On the plus, since all my neighbours went on fibre, my speed on copper has doubled, but I digress.

Is the chaos these cunts are causing really worth all the hype and bullshit that goes with it, never the traffic chaos? I don’t think so.

Cable cunts. Fuxk ’em…

Nominated by: Dioclese