The Notting Hill Fucking Carnival

Or more precisely, the BBC and the Met’s depiction of this annual blight on society is a cunt.

It’s bank holiday Monday as I write and the BBC are covering the stabfest ‘Live’ on their shitty website.
Superlative bullshit abounds. With gems like ‘Carnival links me to my identity’
And my absolute favourite ‘The carnival is a “teaching tool” that helps younger generations’.
In which case, perhaps the carnival could teach the Met fatso’s some basic mathematics.
At Monday lunchtime, the Met claimed they had made 169 arrests on the Sunday.
Later in the afternoon that figure had been changed to 243.
An easy mistake to make, I guess, when most of the 7000 officers drafted in at tax payers expense are dancing with big black mama’s and taking the knee every five minutes.
Still, it’s nice to hear from the Met that it had been “overwhelmingly positive and celebratory”.
Yeah, right.
Heaven forbid that the public should be told what a horrible crime ridden free for all it really is.
Dear me, no.

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Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

14 thoughts on “The Notting Hill Fucking Carnival

  1. Apart from the violence, the litter, the rapes, the soily foul stench of skunk, the genuflecting police, the wretched music, the lack of culture, the pissing in doorways, the stabbings, the nonexistent sexy birds, and the constant threat of death, it’s all in a good cause, inni’ home.

  2. If ever you watched the film Notting Hill, it’s enough to make you want to commit murder. The performance from the yanky so-called actress is pitiful.

  3. BBC1
    9pm Bank Holiday Monday
    NOTTING HILL SPECIAL
    Highlights of this year’s Notting Hill Carnival.
    Narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

  4. All these middle-class white liberals love diversity until you find it shitting in the courtyard garden of your £2m period conversion.

  5. “The Metropolitan Police described the atmosphere as “overwhelmingly positive and celebratory” and said it “passed largely without incident”.

    However, as of Monday night, there had been 560 arrests over the course of the two-day event, and the Met said it expected that number to rise.”

    Cheap to police then.

    I wonder if a carnival of such obvious mayhem would be allowed with rowdy white persons?

    We’ll never know because its not allowed by our Supreme Leaders.

  6. I suggest laying an invisible carpet before the start and once it gets going, airlift the whole lot if possible and dump it wherever you like.

  7. All participants should be issued with automatic weapons and oodles of ammo.

    A ring of steel installed around the area.

    Send in the clean up teams when all has gone quiet.

    Fuck them.

    Good morning 👍

  8. The Unite the Kingdom rally had a few arrests but was a far right evil blight on London, the Notting Hill carnival had hundreds of arrests but was a positive experience.

    Something wrong here.

    I don’t remember houses and businesses near the untie the kingdom rally being boarded up, Notting Hill looked like a building site with all the boards.

    But just try saying move it to Hyde park and making it all ticket.

    What an absolute shit show.

  9. I look forward to this country detonating, bankruptcy and severe hardship all round.

    That day the left’s disgustingly expensive and corrosive narcissistic vanity projects will all cease with immediate effect.

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