Or more precisely, the BBC and the Met’s depiction of this annual blight on society is a cunt.
It’s bank holiday Monday as I write and the BBC are covering the stabfest ‘Live’ on their shitty website.
Superlative bullshit abounds. With gems like ‘Carnival links me to my identity’
And my absolute favourite ‘The carnival is a “teaching tool” that helps younger generations’.
In which case, perhaps the carnival could teach the Met fatso’s some basic mathematics.
At Monday lunchtime, the Met claimed they had made 169 arrests on the Sunday.
Later in the afternoon that figure had been changed to 243.
An easy mistake to make, I guess, when most of the 7000 officers drafted in at tax payers expense are dancing with big black mama’s and taking the knee every five minutes.
Still, it’s nice to hear from the Met that it had been “overwhelmingly positive and celebratory”.
Yeah, right.
Heaven forbid that the public should be told what a horrible crime ridden free for all it really is.
Dear me, no.
Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.
Fuck Sir Sad Dick Cunt and his carnival of mad machete men.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Apart from the violence, the litter, the rapes, the soily foul stench of skunk, the genuflecting police, the wretched music, the lack of culture, the pissing in doorways, the stabbings, the nonexistent sexy birds, and the constant threat of death, it’s all in a good cause, inni’ home.
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If ever you watched the film Notting Hill, it’s enough to make you want to commit murder. The performance from the yanky so-called actress is pitiful.
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Talking of films and the behaviour of these protozoa, it’s fantastic news to see that BBC and generally Islington luvvie Noel Clarke is being done for mass rapeyness. This absolute piece of British Spike Lee equivalent shit is directly responsible for the ‘urbanisation’ of an entire generation of gullible white kids by his absolute piece of dogshit films ‘Kidulthood’ and ‘Adulthood’. As opposed as I am to censorship, I’d happily see every existing copy of all his films flamethrowered on a pyre, save one copy of each sealed in a vault as a warning from history.
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They could make one of those computer games of the entire mess and see if anyone can come up with much worse.
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Or, copy the ending of what lots of filmmakers are doing these days when everyone disappears.
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BBC1
9pm Bank Holiday Monday
NOTTING HILL SPECIAL
Highlights of this year’s Notting Hill Carnival.
Narrated by Sir David Attenborough.
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When I was a kid the blacks on TV were the likes of Floella Benjamin and Dave Benson-Phillips, who were well-behaved and spoke properly. Then in the 90s the BBC deliberately started pushing and permeating the ‘effnik’ and ‘Lahndan’ infection variety, both on TV and radio. Deliberate Fabian Society strategy, circa Tony Cunt Satan Blair’s election, and now here we are.
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My memory is of all blacks living in the jungle, with a narration from a young David Attenborough.
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Just an annual chimp out by the pavement apes. Something for all the family rapes, murders, drugs all the fun of the jungle in the capital.
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All these middle-class white liberals love diversity until you find it shitting in the courtyard garden of your £2m period conversion.
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“The Metropolitan Police described the atmosphere as “overwhelmingly positive and celebratory” and said it “passed largely without incident”.
However, as of Monday night, there had been 560 arrests over the course of the two-day event, and the Met said it expected that number to rise.”
Cheap to police then.
I wonder if a carnival of such obvious mayhem would be allowed with rowdy white persons?
We’ll never know because its not allowed by our Supreme Leaders.
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Final total of arrests was 636 Unkle.
So that’s 636 incidents that largely passed without happening.
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If aliens came to earth and observed the Notting Hill carnival, they would conclude that blacks simply aren’t human.
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No need to be an alien to recognise that, TtCE. Seeing the total babboonery that goes on, it’s clear to any straight thinking person that we’re looking at some kind of sub-human genus (modelled after Diane Abbott, presumably.)
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I suggest laying an invisible carpet before the start and once it gets going, airlift the whole lot if possible and dump it wherever you like.
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Drop them into the croc infestated Nile
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INFESTED.SPASTIC PHONE
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All participants should be issued with automatic weapons and oodles of ammo.
A ring of steel installed around the area.
Send in the clean up teams when all has gone quiet.
Fuck them.
Good morning 👍
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The Unite the Kingdom rally had a few arrests but was a far right evil blight on London, the Notting Hill carnival had hundreds of arrests but was a positive experience.
Something wrong here.
I don’t remember houses and businesses near the untie the kingdom rally being boarded up, Notting Hill looked like a building site with all the boards.
But just try saying move it to Hyde park and making it all ticket.
What an absolute shit show.
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Indeed, I hear the window cleaners in Notting Hill do their rounds with a sander.
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What is missing, is the old man pushing an old gramophone in a perambulator, from the film, A Kid for Two Farthings.
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I look forward to this country detonating, bankruptcy and severe hardship all round.
That day the left’s disgustingly expensive and corrosive narcissistic vanity projects will all cease with immediate effect.
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There lots of unsubstantiated chat online about a snap general election two weeks after the Labour party conference, BD…
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If that happens Thomas then the game is up. The right won’t get their shit together, so it’ll be a renewed labour tenure. In some ways I’d welcome it, it’ll hasten on Armageddon and the end of the left. Forever.
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Look at this guy for example:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgynjlzk8zo
By moving to Greece his tax bill has gone from £330m to £100k, and he’s free to invest properly in business and growth in an economy that doesn’t take his tax dollar and spend it on shit like the subject of the nom.
The money is off, the country is burning while the cunts in Whitehall fiddle away.
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Yes BD fiddling in Whitehall.
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I feel bad describing them as cunts BB.
I meant of course to use the word “scum”.
My apologies for my poor choice of words and any offence this may have caused.
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My good man BD feel not sorry, your choice of word was succinct.
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It’s what happens when you’re economically illiterate & think that running a country focused on socialist doctrine will work out.
This government is a complete sack of shit & ‘king’ Andy is the crowning turd on top of the pile.
I mean, look at the fucking lot of em, a fucking hypocrite as Chancellor of the Exchequer, a skanky mank, thick fucking gobshite supposedly in charge of building housing for the masses, a brainless, rubber faced zealot as Foreign Secretary, a shirt-lifter running the military & an ethnic charged with stopping the illegal entry of, well, a bunch of ethnics. What a fucking joke, & the gang of cunts lead by a Scouse cunt with no mandate from the people, who runs shit-scared of the Marxists backbenchers.
What a fucking shit-show!
As you say Dave, I hope the whole lot implodes.
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Herd all the stabbies into Wembley and lock all the gates.Survival of the fittest.Silly pavement apes.
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Winner takes all Edward..
Napalm surprise!
Good show.
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Simians with guns and knives instead of bananas doing things that Desmond Morris would have been too ashamed to film.
It really does conclusively prove that we are similar, but not the same… species.
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Nothing says “welcome to da Yoookay” quite like a sweaty fat sheboon twerking on a fat woke homosexual coppers leg while an observing BBC reporter rubs one off with sanctimonious glee at all the diversity.
Innit.
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Even worse is the inevitable footage of 8 year old neeglettes doing the rut and twerk routine surrounded by adults cheering them on. At least it conclusively proves what they are anthropologically.
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Should rename it chimp-fest and hold it in Hyde Park.
Wall the fucker up and release all the carnivores from all the zoos in Britain.
There will be alot of contented cats by Sunday night.
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Not too sure about that. I remember the story of the two missionaries walking beside a river in Africa. Suddenly they see two lions on the other side of the river. One of the lions was licking the other lion’s arse.
“Why’s he doing that?” asked one missionary of the other.
“Well he’s just eaten a n133er,” replied the other. “He’s trying to get the taste out of his mouth.”
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I think that this is a good representation of what Jim is on about..!
BBC News – Billionaire Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm0463619r1no
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I’m not even a five hundred poundinaire and I’m sick of it too.
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Indeed, Doc.
Mind you. Mr Ratcliffe isn’t the best example they could have used.
He is a Monaco tax exile after all, which I’m sure the lefties will be only too quick to remind him.
But then, the BBC are fully aware of this. Hence why they are more than happy to publish his sound bites, but not those of others.
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I seem to recall the fuckers were pleading for tax payer help last year after a review found that security wasn’t adequate.
For a brief period, it looked like the game was up.
But never fear when Suckdick is here.
He upped the tax payer contribution to £4.6 million.
Quite generous considering it had previously been just short of £1 million.
However, this is allegedly more than offset by the £400 million boost to the local economy.
A totally unverifiable figure they clearly plucked from thin air.
Roll on the day when our government has to go cap in hand to the IMF and they take control of expenditure.
Because there’s no other way out of this cluster fuck.
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400 million boost to local economy bollocks, what lying bastard came up with that outrageous Khanism
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I reckon even Tony ‘I’m a straight kinda guy’ Blair would’ve baulked at that kind of bullshit, BB.
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Suck Dick is a liar of the first order. He’s a dark shade ethnic & those cunts can’t open their mouths without lying.
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Unless the kickback happens shortly we will have the simian & peacefuls bringing their kids to gawp at whitey in his enclosure at extinction zoo…’wot is dis mama’….’oh it’s a subhuman fool who couldn’t stop being tolerant’ 😩
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Similar to, I’ve been going about my abode due to the hot weather, scantily clad, unshaven, unwashed and stinking to high heaven. But most importantly I live alone and wouldn’t dream of putting anyone through what this event does each year.
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Orders for the police should be:-
“Front rank, FIRE”
“Rear rank, FIRE”
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Then surely,”fix bayonets”.
Once upon a time we had a great country who delighted in making wógs learn.
The days of Empire,bloody good show.
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Those fuzzy wuzzies don’t like it up em Mr mannering..!
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Black and White Cunt who used to post on here said he went to Notting Hill Carnival. Wonder if he ever got arrested? Maybe some dodgy stereo equipment that he knew nafffin abhaaat or his wandering tongue up some terrified looking WPCs arse.
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Black an White cunt posts on Cunts Corner LL.
id like to go,
eat goats, listen to gibberish,
watch sexual assaults and gang fights,
maybe get my hair braided?
ill ask my mates Ali Campbell and Timothy Westwood if I can tag along to the next one,
that’d be wicked,sick,or something
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Conspicuous by its absence this year is the obligatory photo of some morbidly obese sheboon twerking up a coppers leg and leaving an 18″ long skidmark on his trousers, while he proudly displays a fixed grin like someone’s got a gun to his head.
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I was sorry to read that actress Stephanie Cole has died.
I liked her.
Anyone have her in DP?
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I loved Waiting for God, JP, heart warming comedy from better times
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Well funny as the Black Widow in the original Open All Hours. Also good in Tenko and Doc Martin. RIP.
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OT. Sick of hearing about that cunt trombone Earl Spencer. I’d shag his daughter Kitty till my knob dropped off though..
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Hes not forgotten his sister yet has he?
still moaning about it, yawn.
Our king was Giddily elated,
whistling, doing a little dance,
cracking jokes with the servants,
happiest he’d ever been apart from when his mam finally snuffed it and he got her job.
I like to picture him, big grin on his face putting on his black tie day of the funeral
then having to look sad for Harold Hewitt who was sobbing his heart out.
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Indeed Miserable.
And, just watch the Earl get thousands from those cunts at the Express for serialising this shite.
The Express are even more obsessed with Diana than he is.
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ps
sliding down the banisters
and running along the halls.
servant : ” dont suppose your all that hungry your highness, but you need to keep your strength up for the children’s sake.
can I get you some toast?”
HRH : ” mmm, maybe a full English would cheer me up a bit?
black pudding , bacon , sausage, egg,
oh, and a bottle of champagne 🍾
cheer me up like,
fetch 2 glasses, Camilla might pop by.
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Like when Philip pegged it and Edward turned up ‘I’m Coming Out’ to eleven.
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In the days after the Notting Hill stabfest. I had to visit the mother-in-law, who’s a champagne socialist living in a gated community.
On such occasions. I can’t resist baiting her about the latest news, and countering her bullshit lefty views.
I mentioned the number of offences that had been recorded at Notting Hill, and her reply was “its too cramped and is just in the wrong location”
Ah! – fell into my trap – I replied “True. It should be relocated to fucking Jamaica!”
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That’s the ticket Mr Cunter.
A free cruise for the feral cunts,after all we are a popular location for “seafaring types”.
Torpedo the convoy mid Atlantic..
Then declare a bank holiday.
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They can have it in lieu of those fucking “reparations” for free…
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I think I will stick with Scunthorpe Gay Pride.
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They can have it in lieu of those fucking “reparations” for free…
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