is a cunt.
If you call yourself Mad kenny,
your not necessarily mad.
you might be a bit daft.
or slightly puddled.
But not this grandad.
driving at speeds of 150mph on the wrong side of the road.
he phoned the police threatening carnage and telling them his name was MAD KENNY.
its nice when someone lives up to their nickname.
and that dangerous driving isn’t just for Middlesbrough teenagers.
Give me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper I’m in hot pursuit of a maniac,
sumbitch.
said Northumbria police
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Sad Kenny.
I’d imagine this piece of shit’s family and his local community were secretly hoping that he’d go head first into a tree.
He’s doubtless been making everyone around him’s life a misery for decades.
A very good morning to one and all.
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An excellent role model for his children and grandchildren, but 17 Previous Convictions and the Judge (surely the Magistrate?) awarded him a Suspended Sentence? She is also a cunt and no doubt votes Liberal Democrat.
Or Green.
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Prisons are now so overcrowded that Jack the Ripper would get a suspended sentence.
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Yeah, suspended by his neck!
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It would be one way to reduce the prison population and extremely cost effective JP.
Good Morning, I hope you’re doing as well as can be expected.
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Good morning to you, good morning all.
I am, indeed, doing well, thank you.
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Were the rozzers driving Noddy cars ?
Multiple tactical contacts and still he drove on.
Vorsprung Durch Daftcunt
His sentence is a fucking joke.
Good morning 🌞👍
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It’s a shame the chase didn’t end with the line..
“Oh my God, they killed Kenny!”
I bet he gave himself that nickname..
More likely known as cunt kenny.
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He absolutely gave himself that nickname to try and look hard. The worthless dickhead.
Kenny Davison is up there with other oxygen thieves like Raul Moat (remember that cunt?) and Ronnie Pickering. A nuisance to all who know him and a source of mirth to those who don’t.
Being an emotional toddler, Kenny threw a little temper tantrum in the hope he would get some attention.
It worked. Now the whole country knows he’s too thick to phone ACAS to sort out his troubles at work and has the mental stability of a sulky 13 year old.
Well done Kenny! You micro-penis waste of a snails time. You’re an embarrassment to real men everywhere!
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My old stamping ground.
I well remember Mad Kenny.
Though he was known simply as Slightly Unbalanced Kenneth back then.
Obviously he’s since progressed.
Anyway, I think it’s quite sad. He was upset because he feared losing his job.
As a driving instructor.
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Audis are normally driven like that. To quote Jeremy Clarkson; “Cocks drive Audis.”
They took the crown from BMW sme years ago.
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What do Santa Claus and an Audi driver who maintains a safe distance from the car in front have in common?
Neither really exists.
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From what I am observing, Tesla’s are the next choice of the Audi/ BMW driver..
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They certainly are cunts, but to be fair they have to make up the time they’ve spent charging at motorway services. I’ve seen them having a doze or reading the paper.
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It’s one thing waiting for them to charge Doc, it’s another sitting in the queue waiting to get on the charger. You look such a twat. I’ve seen the folks on the motorway services walking in and out, to or from their proper cars and swapping knowing smiles as they walk past the cunts. EVs are a fucking joke aren’t they? I read this week of a man who has a three year old EV, value about £4,000(!), out of warranty and needs a battery, price £10,000. You have to laugh.
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and certainly don’t buy one.
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For some reason they’re the car of choice for young and decidedly ‘unorthodox’ behaving Moose Limb males to rent and then chase each other down motorways with, as I saw yesterday on the M4. Probably on laughing gas as well which is their new decidedly un-haram trend. But ho ho ho they’ll settle down and become engineers.
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🧻areswipe.
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I’m betting living next door to Mad Kenny
is interesting.
Fireworks going off at 3am
regular loud domestic disputes
the Christmas decorations all over the outside of the house.
chip pan fires.
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Probably got an XL Bully too.
Defence counsel says in mitigation that Kenneth has children and grandchildren.
Until the dog kills them all.
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That’s one of the worst aspects of the story, the cunt has bred and added to the gene pool. I suspect the rest of the family will follow in his footsteps.
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I remember there used to be loads of ‘characters” on our estate .
ex SAS fella scared of spiders
bloke who used to always be starting fires
a lad took too many drugs and lived in the park,claimed to be a guardian of the woods’
a hippy who claimed to astral travel
and a bloke who dressed in full US military uniform.
I like a nutter.
wouldn’t want one as a neighbour though.
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Hey MIS we had a few like that as well, always knew I was home when a large bedraggled man staggered out of the bushes demanding toll for walking the way, or shed man who built sheds all over his garden.
They were likely mad but they were our nutters so we sort of cherished them unless you caught toll man shitting in your front garden.
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yeah, spot on Mr Biscuit 👍
Our nutters.
Locally accepted as crazy fuckers bit more or less harmless.
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Just shoot the cunt. Sorted.
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I don’t know think of his grandkids in the school playground saying too the others…’my grandad took me swimming this weekend’…..’swimming!!! pfft mine drove at 150 in his flash Audi with loads of coppers after him giving them the 🖕 and causing havoc,go grandad’ 😩 …mad Kenny a loon for our times 😜
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Pop slightly unhinged Kenneth in your oven Unkle
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Mad Kenny hasn’t got the grandad thing down yet.
My grandads were WW2 veterans,
with quiet pursuits,
they didn’t go driving dangerously,
they fitted the stereotypical grandad image.
And neither had ‘،Mad’ as a prefix to their name.although both had killed during the war.
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Wasn’t the Billy Mill Roundabout a euphemism for the “vinegar strokes” from Viz,circa 1989?
Perhaps I imagined it,just like Kenneth pretending to be an extra from a film by Guy Ritchie.
I sincerely hope he hasn’t learnt his lesson and takes another trip out,this time colliding with a govt free bus full of Afghans.
Good morning.
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Adjustment disorder was never heard of in my life. Acting silly back in the day was being taken by the throat and slapped about the face and told to stop being stupid. That was the normal procedure back then. It was usually done by the head of the household without having to notify the police.
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This fellow has more than a touch of the Mick Philpott’s about him.
One might imagine that he looks at his favourite granddaughter the way former Prince Andrew looks at Princess Charlotte.
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Thomas,
do you remember when Anne Widdecombe nearly got punched by Mick Philpott in a pub?
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https://www.facebook.com/reel/27998604406403138/
Hard man and kid cooker Mick Philpott offers out diminutive elderly woman in pub,
few pints of Stella and he’s fuckin Bruce Lee.
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Nope, no idea.
I thought you were yanking my chain…but, bizarrely, you were quite right:
https://youtu.be/5f4nR_aPWr0?si=cYxKSjWhKi5az6L1
Wonder if Mick offerered to take Ann’s virginity?
Also, Mick looks like Pat Mustard from Father Ted.
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He looks like my late Father inlaw Thomas.
dead ringer.
first time I met him I was on my best behaviour trying to be nice,
shook his hand and he tried to crush my hand the cheeky cunt!!
I was fuckin livid.
pisstaker.
Next time , I squeezed his hand that hard he squealed,
never tried it again.
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Here is his brother.
YouTube
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Ronny who? 😃
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I was just thinking about Ronnie Pickering.
You beat me to it, LL.
There is a striking resemblance.
Maybe there’s an instruction manual for wannabe small time nutters.
The first line of which must read “Put on excess weight and shave your head”
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What’s the frequency Kenneth?
I bet the mad cunt too wears a tinfoil fat.
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I wish I could afford the fuel to go joyriding. Mad Kenny must be loaded.
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Plod should have said, ok the road is closed, how would you like to crash your car sir.
Stinger perhaps?
All the cost of this, tactical ramming will have damaged plod cars, cunt should have been locked in an airtight room for several days, everyone’s a winner
Mad Kenny will no doubt be up in court again before too long.
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People end up like this due to not having a strict upbringing from being naughty.
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At the beginning of Kes and the Headmaster with strap in hand, put a stop to all this.
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Sammy@
remember in Kes when they’re all going to see the headmaster and they give that little kid all their fans,matches, dimps etc
” regular little tobacconist aren’t you?”
and he gets the cane?😆
that was a first take,
the tears are real.
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@mnc…soft arse shouldn’t have shown teach he’d hurt him🤣…I never cried until I got in the bogs then I was going to show that mofo what I’d do the next time I was in front of him …please sir only 4 sacks instead of 6 😩
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Wacks…not sacks fucking soft arsed phone 📱
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Ah Kes, one of the best British films ever made. Lynne Perrie as mum before she was poison Ivy in Corrie. It’s dizzying to imagine it came from the same director of a load of subsequent champagne socialist effluent since the 80s, largely funded by Channel 4.
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We have fairly benign nutters round my way.
Apart from the one who threatened to blow up a local petrol station one Saturday afternoon, a few years back.
But my favourite is the old fella on his mobility scooter, who hangs around telling anyone who’s willing to listen that he’s an ex para.
He’s been blown up in Suez, grazed by bullets in Aden. You name it.
Some of his missions were so top secret, even the MOD don’t know they happened.
Which is all rather confusing, because my mother in law remembers him working in Woolworths at the times he claims.
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FMC,
there used to be a big fat fella wore a tophat and rode a tricked out mobility scooter in Stockport,
all mirrors and horns and aerials like a mods scooter.
There’d be a mile of traffic behind him all tooting horns and he’d have a massive grin on his face.
He was a right cunt
but made me laugh.
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Mobility scooters are fucking great for a laugh, aren’t they?
I actually recovered one from the hard shoulder of the M4 between Slough and Heathrow one Friday afternoon.
The poor old dear riding it was well puddled.
Didn’t stop me and old bill pissing ourselves though.
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Sounds like he’s a dead cert for this week’s Arday Award.
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That’s FMC’s acquaintance, not MNC’s.
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His surname isn’t Arday, by any chance Field Marshal?
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Well, GT & JP.
He’s not blick, so probably not genetically possible.
He’d give him a fucking good run for his money in the bullshit stakes though.
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Field Marshal, you can Google Walter Mitty Hunters Club & read about loads of these pretend ex-military cunts. Full of shit & getting called out for it.
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Cheers, SG.
I’ll take a look at that.
I love that kind of bullshit, so long as it’s harmless.
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It’s fucking great FMC, some of em are laughingly pathetic too. As an ex-serviceman, it never ceases to make me laugh at the bullshit they claim, which is all easily verifiable or otherwise & the humiliation that then follows. 😂
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I want to play ‘don’t click on the link before assuming Pie Key’ bingo. Will I be disappointed?
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If Kenneth seriously wanted to end it all, an overdose of sleeping tablets & the aforementioned vodka would have done it. Alternatively, take the Audi & a length of hose to somewhere secluded. But no, our Kenneth decided to act the cunt & attempted to go out like the ‘big man’ that lives in his head.
Of course, after it failed, our corrupt & laughingly pathetic juridical system effectively let him off, despite the carnage & risk to life he carried out. Then again, I dare say there wasn’t too many immos around & if any of THEM had been put at risk by his antics, he’d have got a 10 stretch as a Far Right extremist.
What a load of shit!
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