Get ready guys and gals for airlines to introduce compulsory wearing of seat belts at all times, no walking up and down the aisle during a flight and being escorted in a protective suit to go to the toilet……just in case.
Sounds unlikely or even bonkers?
Well, if enough of these compo chasing cunts win these erroneous cases then it could happen for fear of the airlines being sued….for a natural phenomenon- an ‘act of god’; if you like
This old cunt is trying to sue an airline for turbulence….yup- as if it was something an airline would be in control of!
Read the story (below) this compo cunts husband didn’t even die as a result of this turbulence throwing him around- he died of a heart attack shitting himself when it started.
I hope this gets thrown out of court…..and no doubt the no win no fee lawyer gets told to fuck off forever. Don’t get me wrong, I have no interest in airlines, but I do have an interest in freedom and lessening red tape, but cases like this..if won, will result in airlines introducing some, if not all the suggested outcomes I made at the beginning of this cunting. It’s because of people like this, we now have ‘warning contents may be hot’ on coffee cups. You think…we don’t need that, then you read a story like this and businesses then start to cover their arses..just in case.
Nominated by Chuff Cugger.
The airlines just need to include clauses against ‘natural weather pattern effects on the plane’ as an included term and condition when you buy the ticket online. Nip it in the bud.
Simple surely?
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Agreed, and anybody wanting to would be invited to take out additional personal insurance on a ‘just in case ‘basis.
As soon as the grasping twats had to choose between emptying rather than lining their penny pinching pockets they’d soon sit down and shut up.
Everything’s somebody else’s fault these days.
Whenever I come across the type who’d make such a claim I have to suppress a strong desire to punch them in the face and tell them that it’s their own fault for being a cunt.
Truth told, my word of choice would be shithouse.
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The only point of seat belts on a plane is to keep your body strapped to the seat for ease of identification if it crashes.
A seatbelt is otherwise useless when ploughing into the side of a mountain at 500mph.
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Severely fat fuckers ought be strapped into their seats for the flight’s entire duration.
Partly as a hedge against them potentially falling over on a kid if there’s severe turbulence and partly because fat fuckers deserve to be punished for their gluttony and selfishness.
Hopefully they’ll get deep vein thrombosis and croak.
In fact, they shouldn’t be allowed to fly full stop.
Morning Odin/all.
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Good cunting.
Flying used to be a lot more exciting. You never knew whether you would make it to your preferred destination. Some times you might have to eat each other to survive following a crash in mountainous regions. Or you may have to rebuild the crashed aircraft in order to escape marauding Bedouins. Even the Bermuda Triangle has gone quiet. Nowadays the only risk you run is some mardy tart refusing to sit down as she is too pissed, or the peanuts being off limits as someone at the back has a fucking nut allergy. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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On a six week holiday to Singapore Indonesia and Australia. Shock horror her Kindle fell on the floor. Two pieces of information to instantly deduce Guardian Reading, Rapefugees Welcome, Only Rich Liberals Like Us Allowed To Fly, Cunts. Or rather just Cunt now so at least half a happy ending.
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The picture looks like a normal Ryanair flight 😩… wonder what she’d think about being aboard an RAF bomber over Germany with flak bursting all around you💥🫨…
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Well, if the turbulence didn’t get them, some tropical disease would’ve finished them off.
I’m all for an active retirement, but I’d think twice about the far east at their age.
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Soon all planes will be piloted by DEI recruits, so a seat belt will be the least of your worries, as you fly into a mountain, or a tower block..
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I haven’t used aircraft since Lockerbie – it couod, so easily, happen again.
I was a bit dubious after the R101.
If God had meant us to fly, he would have given us tickets.
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Mrs Kitchen obviously is not a seasoned international traveller.
She should realise,indeed her ambulance chaser should have informed her,that the bill for the first round of drinks in the bar of the hotel in Singapore would have brought on a fatal gripper for the unfortunate Mr Kitchen.
Or perhaps he may have survived until Australia,where a boxing kangaroo would have killed him at the airport.
Anyway,Mrs Kitchen will undoubtedly win her case if some cunt can prove a link between turbulence and President Trump.
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