Category Archives: #Brexit

Philip Hammond (7)

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Philip Hammond is a massive cunt. Today, his treasury has announced, ‘official figures’ show that Treason May’s Brexit deal, will leave the economy 4% worse off than staying in the EU. And to add to that, 9% worse off with no deal. He then continues to cement his cunting arse on the fence though by saying “staying in the EU was not politically viable”.

So you’re saying, oh we need to leave the EU due to political reasons (politics, the subject every normal person fucking hates) but we’ll be worse off economically (the one thing everybody see’s as being important, money). What a back handed, two faced cunts move that is Phil you prick.

You’re figures conveniently don’t include potential future trade deals outside the EUSSR, so you’ve basically plucked figures out of thin air and said Brexit = doom, we’ll all be fucked, let’s stay with the EU cunts.

P.S. BBC you are also cunts for running this story which is based on bullshit figures, impartial, are you fuck!

Nominated by elboobio

The Brexit Hokey Cokey

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oh you leave your left foot in, you take your right foot out, in out, in out, we’re neither in nor out… Let’s all do the Brexshit hokey cokey, fellow cunters. You’ll recall that in the not too distant, we were offered a choice; in or out, and we chose O.U.T. ‘Brexit means Brexit’, said the Rt Hon (???) Mrs May. Really? Because this ‘deal’ looks like Mrs Chamberlain waving lots of pieces of paper and declaring ‘sell out in our time’.

A couple of examples, if I may. Just where, for instance, is our trade deal? In his resignation letter, Sharish Vara says that ‘it will take years to conclude’. Meanwhile, we’re tied in by EU policy; de facto we’ll still be in the customs union and the single market as far as I can see, with an end to that arrangement only being concluded by JOINT consent. As though THEY’RE ever going to agree… As far as Northern Ireland’s concerned, I must admit that I’m not really sure just what’s being proposed, beyond the fact that it seems different arrangements will be applying there to the rest of the UK; all, it seems, to satisfy those great friends of ours in the Republic.

Somebody tell me if I’ve got this wrong, but it just seems that under May’s deal, we’re going to be shackled to the EU for ever, in a half way house, not a sovereign nation, and still paying through the nose for the privilege of kow-towing to Brussels. This isn’t what 17.5 million people voted for. Mrs May, you’re now asking those people to accept a situation that you said you would never allow to happen. You promised to maintain our sovereignty and the integrity of the UK, but you’ve betrayed that promise and are preparing to sell us down the river. The EU has shown us that with friends like them, we don’t need enemies. Brexit means Brexshit, Mrs May. Fuck the Fourth Reich, and fuck you.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Ian Blackford

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Ian Blackford is a CUNT! He is the leader for the SNP at Westminster. He called Brexit “a democratic outrage” and is using this to fuel his case for another Scottish referendum.

The last I knew was that the totalitarianism of Hitler and Stalin were an outrage because democracy was set aside. What is wrong with this cunt is that that two democratically legal votes haven’t gone the way he wants so he has spat the dummy out. The fucker himself is an outrage AND a CUNT!

Nominated by Alan Fistula

Kevin Maguire [3]

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Kevin Maguire is due another nomination for being a two faced anti-Brexit twat. Prior to Unilever’s about face on their move to Rotterdam, Maguire tweeted;
“Persil-PG Tips-Marmite giant Unilever shifting it’s HQ from London to Holland would Brexit Britain a poorly stocked corner shop in the world”.

However, now that the shareholders have forced the management of Unilever to rethink their move, Maguire has tweeted;
“Unilever HQ moving to Holland never about Brexit and nor is staying. Anglo-Dutch company worried about lack of protection from financial raiders. Shareholders want it to stay…to cash in from raids”.

What an utter, two-faced, cockwomble of a cunt. He’s partly correct with his second tweet. Unilever’s decision to relocate to Rotterdam was NEVER about Brexit. As I understand it, the Dutch government offered them a better deal on tax and regulation than the British government. That had nothing to do with the UK leaving the EU. That being the case, why did Maguire insinuate in his first tweet that the move WAS because of Brexit, by mentioning “Brexit Britain”? And how the fuck did he think he would get away with subsequently insinuating it was actually greed on the part of shareholders that was behind the decision to stay in the UK? And that insinuation isn’t even true. Because he’s a cunt, that’s why.

Yet another left wing, anti-democratic shite hawk, who got it wrong, and has neither the guts nor the decency to admit it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Philip Hammond (6)

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Yes , this cunt of all cunts has actually flirted with proving all “stupid conspiracy believing fools who believe in the elite running the world ” as right…. by actually saying … AGAIN…WORD FOR FUCKING WORD.. “there will be an emergency budget to follow tomorrows budget if no deal is achieved on brexit.”

Oh my actual fucking cunting wanking bastard C.Montgomery Burns lookalike cunt of a man

yous are that uninventive , devoid of wit, brains or dexterity , you have actually chosen the same old scare fucking story of an emergency budget threatened by Osborne over 2 years ago if we dared vote to detach ourselves from the worst example of “nose in the trough cunty bastards” which is the EU.

Really ? ,emergency budget ? the same old pish spewed from EU arselicking cunts ? Please try something fucking new. Our arseholes never collapsed first time you big nosed bastard , what about a different approach ? no ? lets stick with emergency budget threats , you fucking traitor.

Surely we Brits can see past this shit, even the remoaning cunts ? I know they want to ruin any backbone we had left but even they must see this as lame and weak shit. AGAIN MR CHANCELLOR, IM WILLING TO TAKE A FINANCIAL HIT IN THE SHORT TO MEDIUM TERM TO FREE MYSELF FROM THE EU SUPERSTATE YOU CUNT!!!!!

Apologies for the caps a’la daily express , its embarrassing but my humour has gone on this and I’m just fucking pissed off now , not my most eloquent post but boiled piss hinders literacy excellence

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Oh No! NOT ANOTHER EMERGENCY BUDGET if there’s no deal with the EU!?!?!?!?

Well, if we have to have one…….

…….can we please have the same one that George Osborne gave us after the referendum?

That’d be just fine.

Hammond – you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Boris Cuntson