Doug Gurr

Posted on July 28, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Doug Gurr, UK manager of Amazon.Dot.Cunt. This previously unknown mini-Cunt nobody has just opened his cake-hole and made an attempt at joining the ranks of Mega Cuntdom.
“Amazon’s UK boss has warned the Brexit secretary, Dominic Raab, that Britain would face “civil unrest” within weeks of a no-deal Brexit” (Times,23/07/18)
Fucking slave driving cunt, scared that Amazon.Dot.Cunt.might run out of an endless supply of cheap labour and have to pay its human drones a half decent wage.Jesus the Gobal Elitists must be shitting bricks to drag out a cunt called Gurr as its latest scaremonger Fuck off back to the USA if you dont like it you cunt and take your shitty jobs with you.Cunt..

Nominated by CuntsR-Us

I want to nominate Doug Gurr for a cunting. Gurr is the UK head of Amazon, and recently issued the dire warning that a no deal Brexit would lead to civil unrest in the UK within two weeks of us leaving. As project fear is once again ramping up its dire predictions of doom and gloom should May finally grow a pair of balls and tell those sneering, unelected, arrogant, incompetent dickweeds in Brussels to shove the EU and go with WTO rules, this gem from Gurr has to be far and away the most ridiculous and pathetic.

63% of ‘young’ voters, the 18-24 year olds, couldn’t even be bothered to go out and vote, how the fuck are they going to work up the will to engage in a riot? And what of the rest of the whingeing cunts who desperately want us to remain enslaved to the EU? How would that soppy bunch of left wing twats go about rioting? We’re hardly talking Brixton or Toxteth here. Perhaps they’d hurl petrol bombs, only instead of petrol, they’d use organic coconut water. I can imagine lots of tofu and organic avocado and egg and cress sandwiches being launched too.

Given the procession of freaks and weirdos who’ve been photographed at numerous pro-EU demonstrations, I bet there’ll even be a bunch of trannies wielding dildos. Yes, these snivelling traitors will really bring the UK to its knees and make us reconsider our decision to leave the EU, won’t they?

Doug Gurr, you intellectual pygmy. You shit stirring sack of monkey vomit. If you want to do something useful, get your boss, Bezos, to pay Amazon’s fair share of tax in the UK. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, you cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Tim Farron [5]

Posted on July 21, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Arch remainer and well known gimp Tim Farron thankfully missed the recent vote on the ERG amendments which should torpedo the whole silly Chequers mess due to ‘other important commitments’?

What could these commitments be to make the vertically challenged ginger topped git miss such an important vote to his few followers I hear you ask?

Well, it turns out that he was speaking on his Christian values and beliefs on gay man sex. I personally struggle to see the connection here but clearly he must be some deranged deviant of some kind.

While it would be easy to fill these pages with almost unlimited examples of Farron’s bumblefuckery but, I think it is clear for all to see, that he is a total cunt.

Btw – that twat Cable missed it too – as has been previously highlighted on these hallowed pages – another cunt.

Nominated by Proper Cunt

Electoral policing

Posted on July 20, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

So Vote leave broke electoral rules and apparently the law. Bit of a cunt, eh?

The sum involved is over £600k. Wow!

It’s just as well they didn’t have access to £9 million for a government postal campaign. Or shipping Obummer in to threaten Leavers. Or paying the Governor of the Bank of England to also threaten Leavers. Good thing they didn’t have the resources of the Civil Service to underpin their message.

I always knew it was rigged. Obviously the vote is invalid. The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Polishing a Turd

Posted on July 10, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Thus the cynical sell-out continues. Blighty’s democratically expressed wish at the Referendum orf the People is flushed doine the khazi. Big Business Rules and Boris Johnson will shortly vanish orf orn holiday again. As slimy as castor oil the Gove Turd turns inside oit and sneaks up its own arse where, as reported, it makes emollient noises. Carry on Cunts. Yours Truly warned several years ago that Johnson is a con artist. An old boy orf the Brussels college that produces all the EU apparatchiks, he has always been in the field as a ringer. Back him and lose your shirt.

The Remainers have fought this particular battle by also masquerading as the opposition and so controlling both sides orf the argument. It follows that when the Leave Brigade should make a principled stand for the democratic will orf the people they instead, as always intended, capitulate. Blighty done up like a kipper comes to mind.

Yours Truly has always wondered at the apparent incompetence displayed by May and familiars but wonders no longer. There were no tough negotiations with Brussels, Brussels bluff was never called, only appeasement and capitulation and a masochistic eagerness to swallow every demand and no preparations in hand to leave. The reason being that the cunts never had any intention orf leaving the EU.

We have been comprehensively screwed me dears so what to do? We have no true democratic representation inside parliament. We are disenfranchised. Beware. That is how revolutions start. There are some old cunts doine me neck orf the woods that are giving a spot of TLC to their trusty twelve bores ready for the Trump visit. They can’t wait to bring doine that stupid fucking baby balloon.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

They even tried to throw the General Election, hoping to pass the poison chalice to Catweasel & Co. Plan being they expected Labour to make the inevitable pigfucker’s ear of Brino, Tories would then ride to the rescue, pick up the pieces and hey presto, normal service is resumed…

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

Mavis and the Traitors

Posted on July 8, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’m thinking of starting up a new band with the above name. I’ll be the manager and get in some young cunts to play the parts. It will be five piece…….2 cunts dressed like posh Tory ex-Public schoolboys, 2 cunts covered in tats with skinny jeans and whisky beards.
The singer will be an obvious and repulsive trannie ( think a young Frank Maloney.)
We don’t need any musical ability because we’ll just be re-working the old classics. Here’s some of my ideas :