Stephen Nolan is a fat ugly say what his BBC bosses
want media whore screw the taxpayer cunt of cunts
Nominated by A Taxpayer
Robert Peston is back in from the BBC wilderness,
and is driving killemallletgodsortemout up the fucking wall
with his cuntitudinousness, the cunt.
Jonathan Ross is an out-of-work, juvenile,
scumbag thankfully no longer polluting Friday nights on the BBC
but now lurking on ITV cunt.
Alan Hansen is a miserable, know-nothing, BBC cock-sucking,
washed up has been, Kirsty Wark soundalike,
incomprehensible, depressing, scotch cunt.