Can I nominate people who reckon the BBC isn’t biased to the left for a cunting? The current argument seems to be “well, the Tories won [you can hear them sobbing into their muesli], so we can’t be biased”. I can watch an advert for cat food and see it for what it is, without having to rush out and buy a tin of Whiskas. You patronising lefty fucking CUNTS.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

There are two conflicting biases at work at the BBC:

Obviously programme-makers – directors, writers, actors etc – tend to be lefties, we all know that, but this bias isn’t reflected in their programmes. You couldn’t argue that Call The Midwife or The Great British Bake Off has a crypto-Marxist agenda.

BBC News on the other hand has a clear pro-Tory agenda. Their coverage of the election campaign showed a pro-Tory bias that was clear for all to see – in the fact that Tory announcements always led BBC news broadcasts and were hardly ever balanced or rebutted by comments from other parties (unlike Labour/LibDem/Green/SNP announcements whcih were immediately trashed by Tory candidates); in the fact that Chicken Dave’s interview with his Eton chum led BBC news broadcasts (instead of being relegated to the PPB slot as all the other leader interviews were); in the fact that Tory announcements were rarely – if ever – challenged or questioned by BBC reporters or journalists (unlike announcements from any other parties), just routinely swallowed and presented as ‘facts’. But then of course BBC Head of News James Harding is a former Murdoch editor, so a pro-Tory bias is probably just second nature to him…

Maybe the BBC are labouring under the massive delusion that a pro-Left bias among programme-makers cancels out a pro-Tory bias in their news reporting? If so, then the BBC is a massive cunt for failing to grasp the concept of impartiality.

Nominated by: Fred West

The BBC, and specifically their policy of having at least one woman on every panel show is a cunt.

I’m basing this on Have I Got News For You, as Mock The Week became unwatchable since Frankie Boyle left. Every week, we have to put up with some simpering unfunny cunt in the interests of “balance”. When “professional comedian” Josie Long (a cunt of astonishing cuntness) is effortlessly out-funnied by Jacob Rees-Mogg (an MP), you’d think someone would have thought “hold on, this policy is crap”. Sadly not. The guardian-worshiping cunts.

Nominated by : Guardian Hater

The BBC have enjoyed the luxury of being a great British institution for so long and having had a virtual monopoly for so long, refuse the listen to (or care) what the Public want. The man obliviously feels unassailable in his position and 50 million lost is somewhat small change in terms of the money that the lefties of the BBC squander. The Abandoned “Digital media initiative” (98 million). Tendering and relocation to Scotland (160 million) Then the 560 million paid to capita for TV licence enforcement (ending in a string of court cases and resulting in compensation payments).. Paid for of course by the British Public.

The BBC and its left wing homosexual mafia have failed to learn the lessons that saw the demise of British industries in the 1970’s and 1980’s, namely that the “family retainer” mentality cannot work in an increasingly competitive global media market.

it is time the whole cumbersome and profligate system was scrapped, along with the anachronistic TV licence. Ending the grip the BBC has on the public would at least open the doors for more innovative broadcasting.

None of which is a defence of Clarkson, sacking him will not make any difference, despite the fact the man is an arrogant and racist cunt of epic proportions (rather like HRH Prince Phillip), he is a valuable asset for any media company, if you look at it in financial terms.

Nominated by: Lez