This council is telling cyclists to use the road, instead of a dedicated cycling lane.

Telegraph News Link

This is so that cyclists are more visible to drivers, forcing them to slow down.
Remind us again BCP, what is a cycling lane for in the first place?

This wouldn’t be the first piece of traffic cuntery from BCP. They massively increased the pedestrian area in the town centre, creating a tiny chokepoint for the buses, causing congestion and pollution.

More recently, they wasted more local taxpayers’ money on widening the pavement and decreasing the road width on a very busy stretch near the centre – a road full of shops and businesses where there are always loads of delivery vehicles. So, more congestion and pollution.

We probably have to thank the cuntish greens and lefties on the council for all of this.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Selling a house and all involved are cunts.

I’ve been fortunate when it comes to houses. No chains involved in any of them, and not much hassle.

Now my house is on the market, within a few days a firm offer of over the asking price was accepted, all was going reasonably well. I had the usual solicitor asking for council permission letters for an extension that was done 30 years before I moved into the place (what the fuck am I paying you for?)

Then …a short arsed cunt came to my house to “survey” it.

This fella wandered around a bit, showed great interest in a guitar I have on the wall, took a few pictures on his phone of the roof/garden etc and after what seemed like a short while left.

His survey has now been passed to the couple, who immediately wanted to meet the estate agent here to address “some concerns”.

During this visit I get a call asking me about keys for windows !!…Gawn knows, I don’t think they’re locked and the keys are probably in a pot somewhere. Thinking well if that’s it jobs a good un.

No…This cunts survey banged on about over grown hedges to the garden which maybe hiding Japanese knotweed. A wonky fence at the bottom of the of my garden which doesn’t belong to me the boarders farmland and a “tilt” on one of the piers at the front of my house that I’m fucked if I can see.

There were also concern about the log burner not having a vent in the chimney breast, some damp issues and efflorescence on brickwork.

All in all devalued my house by 21 thousand pounds lower than their offer….and once more it’s gone onto some site that “surveyors” and such like use as a guide for future reference.

So now even though they have had a mortgage approved on the place they are looking for a serious reduction in the price they offered, and once more because of this site every surveyor that comes in the future will used this figure as a guide.

Selling a house is a cunt.

Nominated by: Halloween Cunthook

The following is a stuck record, as reported by —– the BBC.

”Black people more lonely than general population, says new study”

BBC News Link

Yes, the poor fuckers.

”Data from the Mental Health Foundation suggests one in three black people have experienced feelings of loneliness. That’s compared to the general population where one in four had reported loneliness some or all of the time.

One in three people aged 16-24 also said they experience loneliness.

A spokesperson for the foundation says racism and social inequality could contribute to these higher rates.”

Yes it’s racism again. And the spokesperson for the Mental Elf Foundation? One Marwah el Murad. What a fucking surprise.

And the example they give:- Rhyanna.

”Rhyanna says she realised she was lonely after giving birth to her son when she was 17.”

Perhaps if the fucking baby’s father was around it might help. But no, it isn’t their fecklessness, it’s fucking racism, innit.

Chiggun.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The little piece of shit who murdered young Ava White is a complete and beyond redemption cunt.

A 14-year-old boy has been found guilty of murdering the 12-year-old Liverpool schoolgirl Ava White after he stabbed her in the neck.

The shambles that is the British Justice System is preparing its excuses and arse wiping techniques already. They have already stated that ‘we’ (we? Not fucking me, you cunts!) have to keep in mind this satanic little turd’s age. They have also said that their ‘sentence’ may seem ‘short’. But, again, we have to keep in mind the little fuck’s age.

Didn’t see that coming, of course. If history is anything to go by, this evil little bastard will have his arse wiped in ‘care’, then the cunt will be let out before he is 18 with a new name, new house, new car, money for life, and free tickets to Anfield. Just like that piece of sadistic filth Jon Venables got all that, as well as freebies at Old Trafford (because he did!).

This ‘nameless’ 14 year old murderer will eventually live better than a lot of decent and innocent people. And certainly a lot better than poor Ava White will now ever get the chance to (RIP).

14 years old or not, name or no fucking name. This cunt is the scum of the earth.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Norman

(Kid lives in Rochdale of all places. Better keep him indoors away from Architects – Day Admin)

A middle class thing, a wokey, is this organic, Birkenstock sandals, modern parents thing.

Little boys who have hair down to their arse,
So you say ‘her’, and the parents hiss

“Tobias is a boy ACTUALLY.
He prefers to wear it long..”

Fuck that.
The little tart swanning about looking like Mowgli!
Get that fuckin mop cut off,
In fact,
Pin him down I’ll shear him with the clippers for you!

He’s a magnet for nits at school and will get it tangled in machinery,
There you go!!!
Like a little POW now,
Stop crying kid, soon grow back,
The older kids won’t finger you behind the binshed now.

Got a funny shaped head ain’t he??
Image News Link

Rochdale Online News Link
(Additional news link provided by Part Time Admin)

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt