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Birmingham Airport chief gets a 49% pay increase, and he’s a pauper compared to his equivalents at Heathrow and Manchester.

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How in the name of all that’s holy can this be justified?
First they sack thousands, despite furlough pay being available. Then they fail to anticipate the level of demands for foreign holidays. How? Were travel agents keeping bookings a secret?

I know they’re not responsible for cancelled flights, but lack of ground staff is their ultimate responsibility.

So the reward for the utterly shaby and shambolic way the airport has been run is not the sack, but a payrise of almost 50%

That will sit well with ground staff and customers alike.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Given the current political fallout and the cabinet resignations yesterday, we’ve brought this nom forward. How long has Jellyfish got? Another Maybot style meltdown? Snap election? – NA.

Persistent allegations – oh how we love that phrase – continue to bounce around the resignation of former Conservative Deputy Whip one Chris Pincher or should that be Chris Pinchyah? Also apparently known in certain circles as Arse Pincher.

The allegations include groping two geezers at that bastion of Conservatism, the Carlton Club in London whilst pissed. Said geezers objected to his advances and were not willing to participate in a consensual act. Hence his resignation and subsequent media headlines.

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Mr Pincher has previous having been cleared by Conservative Central Office of making “a drunken pass” several years ago at Olympic rower Alex Storey but resigned anyway.

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Have to say I think it is a damn bad show having been pissed in the Carlton a few times without getting pissed on by the tabloids. Naturally old Captain Chaos (Johnson) considers the matter closed – best leave matters to take their course etc etc – but the worst aspect of the case has been the resurrection in the media of old Yvette Cooper whose shrunken head is looking evermore like a student of voodoo’s shrunken practice piece. Well it frightens me.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

For the love of god, how the FUCK can this be happening? Trans cunt WANTS his bloke bits chopped off then wakes up and realises he’s made the biggest mistake of his/her/it’s life?

Surely some legal type can tell it to go fuck itself? Vexatious litigation at its finest. This fucked up cunt needs putting down at once and the cunt that is pursuing it.

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Nominated by: CuntyMort

(Just out of frame is the Cunstable about to make his entrance from behind – Day Admin)

While many of us are technically overweight, there are many who have crossed that line into becoming a burden on the rest of society. The ones who force the rest of us to accommodate them because they have this self inflicted condition:

• The dad who is too fat to play with his kids or keep up when on outings.
• The fat fuck on the motorized grocery scooter blocking the isle.
• The one who has to be craned out the rooftop when they need to go to the hospital or morgue.
• The one whose family is heartbroken at all the medical issues they have because of their horrible diet.
• The one who insists they are “perfect just the way they are”.
  Those who gross out the rest of us by wearing shorts and sandals exposing their nasty purple legs and unkempt feet.
• Those who need assistance of all kinds because of knee, back, hip, and joint problems galore.
• The rotund cunt on the full plane who can’t fit between the arm rests.
• The one everyone else has to wait on because they’re slow and always winded.
• Those who unnecessarily burden the medical system.

These cunts piss off. Their self absorption, lack of self control, and ignoring all warning signs when choosing to shovel tons of shit into their fat fucking faces means they are selfish cunts.

We need to put the shame back into being fat. Women’s underwear adverts with fat, cellulite bitches is a travesty.

The only thing worse than a cunt is a fat cunt.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

(No lascivious thoughts at the header pic please – Day Admin)

I’d like to nominate the Emma Raducanu hype machine.

I’m no Tennis fan but even I can see she’s bang average at best, she fluked her way to winning the U.S. open over a year ago, since then she has gained over £10 million in sponsorship deals, an OBE and a level of fame she really doesn’t deserve.

I must make it clear I have no issue with Emma as she’s still pretty young and naive, its the hype around her that I find rather cuntish. Although she does conveniently get minor injuries whenever she’s in a losing position however I believe that’s probably a gen Z trait as they’re used to being rewarded for mediocrity.

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