Jeremy Hunt (5) – Hunt by Name, Total Cunt by Nature

Emergency Cunting for this piece of shit, Jeremy Hunt

This twat announced his Autumn Statement (17th November 2022) and it was clear from the tone that he had watered down some of the rumoured austerity measures until after the next general election (no later than 2024).

Instead, he went on the charm offensive with a few dangling carrots, most of them aimed at protecting public services and boosting the finances for pensioners and the many millions claiming state benefits.

Usually such rises are linked to wages, but on this occasion, he linked it to inflation (currently at 10.1%)

Of course with every carrot there has to be a stick, or in this case a big fuck-off club with the word “Taxpayer” burnt into it. Seems that the taxpayer will be making the great sacrifices in order to “guide the UK to a more prosperous future.” – But for whom exactly?

The Autumn Statement (AS) has been deciphered as anti-economic growth, as there seems little incentive for self-employed people with new or small businesses to bother given how his tax policies are going to make life extreme tough for them to become successful.

Tory MPs are also worried that the AS is penalising the working and middle classes while offering milk and honey to something like 43% of the adult population who do not or cannot work!

He is also throwing an additional £90bn on the Welfare State and almost £7bn at the NHS over 2 year with little or no reform or accountability and patients still can’t gain fast acess to GPs or dentists!

Round these figures up and it would seem that total public sector spending this year will reach almost 50% of our entire Gross Domestic Product!

Not only that but Hunt was on Radio 4 this morning embracing the idea of closer trade ties with the EU, which some MPs and commentators have taken to mean Brexit being diluted even in all but name.

He also came across as being “relaxed” about the news that net immigration is well over 200,000 per year (and those are the ones we know about!) And this is totally at odds with the Home Secretary’s wish to reduce net immigration down to the “tens of thousands”

Is Hunt doing this because he wants cheap labour to make up for the million or so job vacancies a lot of lazy cunts in this country don’t want because they’d be worse off than staying on benefits?

Rumours of another rebellion are afoot, but clearly there is something very wrong/suspicious with this government and its “Consocialist” prinicples. Moreover, it would seem they are laying the foundations for a possible Labour government to build on – or Build Back Better!

Hunt deserves a swift kick in the bollocks by the millions of workers who are going to be fucked over by this smug cunt.

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

The Term “Refugee”

A timely cunting for the use of the word refugee. Remember those black and white films of long lines of men , women and children carrying or pushing whatever they could save as they fled some battle raging around what was left of their home. Trying to get to anywhere as long as anywhere was safe. To me that is what refugee means..

Now the refugees appear to be mainly young men, with mobile phones and they never appear too haggard or brow beaten. They arrive on our shores with little if any paperwork pertaining to identity etc. They have obviously passed through numerous safe counties to get here, a fact on its own which is telling.

Plain as the balls on my mates bulldog these are just piss taking cunts we are a soft touch. Get this Rwandan bollocks sorted HMG cos those are real black clouds gathering on the horizon and I do not mean dinghy riders.

Nominated by: Black biscuit

I’m A Celebrity (3)


Where Can You find 10 washed up Nobody’s? (Pity they weren’t Washed up)

Including 3 Tokens, Female ex England Footballer, a Mincer & a Minor Royal

Look no Further

BBC News Link

I’m a Cunt is Back

They Finally Scraped that Barrel, even Finding Chris Moyles in There

All Hosted by The Fuckwit Twins

Anyone for Eating Cock?

BG No Thanks I’ve Just Eaten

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: Lurt Shifter

Permacrisis! – Keeping the Little People Under Control


The Permacrisis, another new word appearing in our dictionary and according to Collins is the defining word of the last 12 months.

The sad truth is that everything is a crisis as defined by the media, backed up by the ever more influential internet, Can everything actually be a crisis, how often is the word used, if you watch the news, any news, you will hear it every day, I would challenge anyone (except the Worcestershire warrior) the name something that isn’t in crisis.

The attached article sums it up very well and cunters will find the Yips amusing, the young illiberal progressives.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Grant Schapps MP

I usually find all the political shit I need in Starmer’s barmy army, but I have to make an exception for this bullying, incompetent, shady copyright infringing do nothng slimy excuse for a minister.

Our Grant, after having been found out in a number of dodgy businesses under an assumed name, would have been much better left on the back benches where he could have operated his scams, much in the way the unlamented Keith Vaz did.

He has had numerous and various ministerial posts, all of which he has ballsed up, but now, we come to what must be the nadir of his third rate career:

Low battery: Britishvolt on life support in blow to UK’s tech ambitions

Britain is – perhaps was – at the forefront, on the cusp, of a genuine and innovative new industry, but like TV and computers before them, what started in the UK is likely to be taken over by the Chinks, Japs or America.

The situation is this: Boris promised (I am sure in good faith) £100 million to Britishvolt to develop high volume battery production for all the electric cars the eco loonies are forcing on us. It’s a scam but we deserve to cash on it, as it is an international scam. They needed the first £30 million payment, and oily Robert Webb lookalike Schapps turned down their request, which means the company -IF it survives – will probably have to sell a majority controlling share to an overseas corporation.

How on earth did this greedy, self-centred excuse for a man become a minister for anything?. I wouldn’t even give him Minister for Culture, Media and Sport, where all he would have to have done was to grin inanely in front of the Lesbian English Football Team, and perhaps sniff their knckers in the locker room while lubing himself up for a good wank.

Just as :Labour destroyed ICL* in the late 60s which was taken over by the Japs then broken up to make it pointless, so Schapps is likely to do with this new industry and I assume Rishi and Jeremy Cunt will let him do it, while they continue to tip money into the bottomless pit that is HS2 which will allow businessmen to get to Birmingham 18 minutes quicker.

What a motherfucker!

* ICL – International Computers Ltd was an amalgam of Lyons, Sperry Rand and other small UK computer manufacturers. doing steady business which the brainless Tony Benn thought would be “better together” – he was wrong – they all pulled in different drections and finally it was such a basket case one of the Jap manufacturers bought the remains for a pittence. I know – I was there.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

(More here about ShitShapps and his checkered history – Day Admin Daily Mirror Archives )