
A quick painting by numbers cunting for Banksy – there’s only one colour to fill in and the colour is cunt.
Much like a children’s painting by numbers picture book, Banksy’s spraypaint by stencil ‘artwork’ is the most overrated political artwork in modern times. Consistently wanked over by media hacks and edgy teenage anti-authority minded cunts alike, it offers the viewer nothing significant and majestic. Not like say the surrealism masterpieces of Salvador Dali, actual fucking paintings, not this two-bit attempt at art by some super mysterious cunt who refuses to show himself.. how edgy.
His latest creation comes off the back of the George Floyd murder and protests. On his instashite page he stated, “People of colour are being failed by the system. The white system. Like a broken pipe flooding the apartment of the people living downstairs. The faulty system is making their life a misery, but it’s not their job to fix it. They can’t, no one will let them in the apartment upstairs. This is a white problem. And if white people don’t fix it, someone will have to come upstairs and kick the door in.”
This little wankstain, like other celebrities and bandwagon pushers, is happy to fan the flames from the security of their gated homes or in his case from the anonymity of not being known. People of all colours get shafted by the system, and the system is not ‘white’ either. It’s called the natural evolution of society towards civilization, which is messy and barbaric, and favours no one in particular except the cunt at the top of the pile. His skin colour is irrelevant, as is the colour of those under the cunt.
When his bell end is known I suggest someone spray paints a giant cunt on his front door, so everyone knows where to go, and kicks it in.
Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty