** “Conspiracy Nutter” Alert

Race riots, financial collapse,over-egged “pandemics”, looming mass unemployment,erosion of civil liberties,climate change hysteria,weak Govt,…

If what we’re moving into isn’t the fruition of someone’s long-term scheme to totally destroy the “British” way of life I’ll show my arse in Harrod’s window. We are being manipulated into destroying ourselves.

The Perfect Storm is gathering and I suspect that this Country will be a very different place in 10 years time….I’ve got no idea who is “behind the curtain” but I think that I can guess what the outcome will be, and as a gambling man I wouldn’t like to put my money on the future being too rosy for the likes of us.

“Do not go gentle into that good night
Dylan Thomas – 1914-1953

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,**
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light”

**…not too keen on that particular suggestion obviously.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

 

 

Water Sports with Theresa May (28)

Theresa “Traitorous, incompetent twat” May deserves a nomination.

Bit of an unusual one this, but given what’s going right now, it’s somewhat appropriate. Back when Boris was Mayor of London, he bought the police two shiny new trucks with water cannons on them.

Unfortunately, he was banned from using them by the then Home Secretary. Anyone care to guess who that Home Secretary was? Yep, Theresa May. And not only did she ban their use, she proved her cunt credentials to everyone who would listen by BRAGGING about it.

She was proud that she’d banned Boris from giving the police two water cannons, of the type used by police forces throughout the EU and the world. Can you imagine how different the recent and continuing ‘protests’ would be if the police had them at their disposal today? But they don’t. Because May then sold them. And considering how utterly useless that slag is, she probably sold them at a loss. Imagine how bad things would be if she hadn’t resigned. Theresa the Appeaser, you’re a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Hero Bandwagon Jumpers.

I had no idea how many heros there are out there. Everyone has an idea of who a hero is whether its someone who saved your life, dragged you out of a burning building or was generally there for you in your moment of need.

But dont stop there, because every shameless advert on TV seems geared towards telling you what heroes THEY are as well. Just seen a Specsavers advert explaining how they’ve been ‘keeping the country going’ by providing eye care for delivery drivers and nurses. Thank you Specsavers, the country would have come to a grinding halt without you. Even Uber are at it showing nurses thanking their drivers for getting them to work on time so they can carry on being heroic themselves.

Perhaps those erectile disfunction ads will be next, ‘giving us something to play with in these hard times’. I suspect all companies will be taking their share of the praise over the coming weeks, so I invite them all to be proper heros and go fuck themselves.

The clapping has stopped, time to cash in.

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

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London Anti BLM/Antifa UK Protesters

Can I please nominate a massive drunkin,loutish cunting please for the wasted opportunity that was the demonstration today in London.

I was hoping that the crowd there was going to be peaceful and not live up to the predictable rabble of drunkin football hooligans…but I was wrong.

They have just made a complete and utter cunt of it by attacking the police and shouting the rather boring stereotypical slur….”Ennggarrluunndddd”

Well what about the rest of the UK folk that have had enough of their crap as well?
I guess we will never know now as this shower of cunts has probably ruined any legitimate cause for any future protests now.

On behalf of the rest of the UK.

Thank You. You complete and utter braindead & embarrassing WANKERS!

Nominated by: Barney

 

EastEnders (2)

EastEnders

Fackin’ ‘ell, we need ta tawk. As if fings weren’t bad enaff wiv that bug goin’ abaht, there’s ah bit ah noos goin’ rahnd that’s got me in ah rite ol’ two an’ eight. Proper dan mah fackin’ ‘ead in it ‘as, innit.

Ah mean Gawhdon fackin’ Bennett if the ol’ Beeb ain’t startin’ ta film yer ‘EastEnders’ again by the enda June orwah samfink, no wot ah mean? It’ll be ‘ard fer ’em cawse, wiv onny ah small crew an’ that tart Danny Dyer ‘avin’ ta do ‘is arhn ‘air an’ makeapp an’ wotsit, bat they’re gonna git back on scween ta lighten the ‘earts uv the nayshun wiv ah good ol’ ‘Knees App Mavvah Brahn’ dahn the Old Vic.

Wotcha sayin’, ya fink it’s ah rite load uv fackin’ miswabble ol’ pony? Yer bang ahrt uv fackin’ awdhah! Yer need samfink ta cheer yerself app mah gel. ‘Ere’s ah Betty Driver fer yer trabble, darlin’. Garn buy yerself samfink narce dahn the markit…

Nominated by Ron Knee