Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum – a well deserved cunting for a septet of “asylum seekers” who were so full of self entitlement that to boost their claim – there doubtless criminal claim – to asylum they went mob handed with guns and locking the crew up, and threatening them with violence. Luckily their fucking tricks were ended by a brave group of special officers and they have been handed over to Hampshire Police, who, even now are probably giving them Bovril and sympathy:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-54687379

How on earth can scum like this be allowed to remain in this country? (though I suspect they will) – if they get away with this behaviour there will be numerous copycat attacks. Think of the rubber boat bastards who even in lateOctober are invading this country, Scot free (the past week has been a record)

Being at sea in late autumn waters is no picnic, these men should be able to go about their work without violent motherfuckers like these “stowaways”, however romantic and sad it will seem to the woke cunts who will doubtless plead with the authorities to let the “plucky” little bleeders stay. They should have been dumped in Davy Jones locker, that would have taught them, and sent a severe warning to any other swine hoping to emulate them.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

..and seconded by: Ron Knee 

A walk the plank cunting for the latest batch of gimmegrants to arrive on Blighty’s overcrowded shore.

Oil tanker ‘Nave Andromeda’ left Nigeria on 6th October bound for the UK. At about 9am on the 25th, the captain issued a ‘mayday’ alert, saying that seven ‘asylum seekers’ had been discovered, and were threatening the crew.

The good news is that after a standoff of some hours, the SBS was despatched, and the wannabe pirates were subdued in short order. The bad news is that the cunts are now enjoying board and lodging, and medical attention no doubt, courtesy of Joe and Jane Taxpayer. Any possible attempts to send them back where they came from will now be frustrated at every attempt by fat cat, ambulance chasing lawyers.

Pity the SBS didn’t just throw the cunts overboard and have done with it. Oh, and the ship was at sea for about three weeks. Isn’t it all a bit of a coincidence that the stowaways only seem to have been discovered, and the alarm raised, once the ship was well into UK waters? Yeah, right.

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The only surprise is that the Chinky Flu report has taken so long to be presented to us. The BBC claims that ‘Covid has thrived on racial discrimination ‘. To be fair the the BBC they do mention the views of more informed persons but the review chair by this woman who has managed to become one of the great and the good despite being neither bangs on about ‘structural racism’. Well, as no one has explained to us what structural racism actually is let alone provided examples I shall take this report as a load of politically motivated bollocks.

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

Supported by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

In support of Guzziguy.

Renowned epidemiologist and virologist Doreen Lawrence has come up with this:-

‘Covid-19 has “thrived” among black, Asian and ethnic minority (BAME) communities because of structural race discrimination, a Labour report says.
Its author, Baroness Lawrence, said these groups were “over-exposed” and faced “barriers” to healthcare.’

What a fucking surprise. It is our fault.
Crowded conditions? Why havent we given them large houses in the Home Counties?
Barrier to healthcare? Of course, the NHS turns kaffirs and -peacefuls away from hospitals and surgeries. We also insist they live on a diet of fried shit.
I expect mosques are too small for social distancing due to the racism of the planning laws.

This woman comes from Jamaica. Perhaps she should do another unbiased, scientific report on the paradises of equality in Africa, Asia, Middle East, Caribbean etc. Just to give this horseshit a bit of context

..and again by: Paul Maskinback

A trifecta cunting for “Gibs muh dat” Doreen Lawrence bleating on that Covid 19 has thrived in the UK on “structural racism n sheet”.

According to this race-baiting shitmonger, BAME groups are over-exposed and face barriers to healthcare. Sadly, no-one in the Tories will have the cojones to call her out and explain the source of her conclusions, which are clearly bollocks. I do not recall security on hospital entrances turning away folk for healthcare as they are the wrong shade on the RAL chart.

Lawrence has also urged that ministers must suspend the “no recourse to public funds” rule,which prevents some migrants accessing state assistance, and give support to any person struggling to self-isolate at home. More shaking of those magical money trees.

She waffles on that in the longer term, the government should remove barriers to accessing health services and information, collect comprehensive data on ethnicity and reform the immigration system. Her review effectively recommended that we do not try and dissuade every fucking piece of third world detritus to pilot a rubber dinghy to arrive in the land of the promised.

Supported 100% by Dame Kweer, this may be a step too far. In one deft move this cunt has effectively accused 94% of the UK of da raciss bees n sheet.

Doreen Lawrence, just fuck off. Continue to stroke your ermine robe and collect your £300 a day expenses for fuck all. You cunt

….and another. This time from elcuntio 

Dame Doreen Lawrence is a white hating cunt.

Asked by none other than the fucking loony Labour party to commission a report in to elevated BAME (I really fucking hate that term) deaths related to covid-19. Her report, apparently, alluded to structural racism being the reason why more dark skinned fellows fell foul of the kung flu than honky white boys. Apparently blacks and minorites are over represented in public facing job roles, increasing their exposure to the virus. You really can’t win with fuckers like this, if all public facing jobs were worked by white people, she’d be kicking up a stink saying it was racist that no blacks were employed, but then actively encourage employers to take on more ethnics and suddenly it’s racist because now they’re put in harm’s way. Fuck right off love.

She also says that minorites are more likely to live in overcrowded housing. Surely that is the responsibility of the people who live in said households? Nobody is forcing them to have 12 kids. What is the government supposed to do? Give them an extra house for free I suppose…..

I wish I knew what it was like to be so fucking delusional. What really fucks me off though is that she’s untouchable, because she’s a dame, from that fucking house of piss sodden, old fuckers. Can’t be voted out, and just sits in that ivory tower judging us all.

I’ve had enough you racist old cunt. Fuck off.

..and although not directly related, it does cover the same kind of area. Thanks to Black biscuit 

Structural Racism

A carefully non aggressive cunting for “structural racism”. This appears to be of massive importance to many, though I have yet to discover one single incident that illustrates this phenomenon anywhere in this universe. What I have discovered is pages and pages of vacuous unprovable waffle about a “subject” without any substance. Pages of internet searches feeding me reams and reams of basically libtard waffle.

People are making a mint out of producing reports etc about something they cannot prove exists. Sounding a bit familiar eh?. Even Baroness Lawrence jumped on the bandwagon when Queer Stammer asked her to chair a report about the invisible curse of ethnic denial via structured racism. Shit. I am so sick of this shit.
Never take a knee and fuck off (and your fucking bike)

The oleaginous ex-Labour gobshite minister Peter Hain, who reeks of self-importance as much as Anal-Ease Dodds reeks of stale piss, apparently finds it “unacceptable” that whinging nancy boy racer Lewis Hamilton has not yet been given a knighthood:

https://www.aol.co.uk/sport/2020/10/26/lord-hain-says-lewis-hamilton-being-overlooked-for-knighthood-is/

Who gives a fuck what the little motherfucker thinks about anything, but clearly he is self important enough to imagine we do give a fuck. Go and dig up a cricket pitch, cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Sasha Rakoff and ‘Not Buying It.

A quick ‘don’t you look at my minge!’ cunting for Dr Sasha Rakoff & her ‘Not Buying It’ pressure group.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/stories-48629890

This outfit of misandrists are opposed to women doing any kind of sexwork and actively obstruct women who choose to. In order to get Spearmint Rhino clubs closed, they took covert mobilephone footage inside the establishments, which supposedly recorded activities that go against the licensing rules for lap-dancing clubs, in order to prevent the license being renewed.

Not unnaturally, the girls that were videoed didn’t like it and went to court to try to prevent it being used; a case that they ultimately lost.

Personally, having never been in one, I couldn’t give a shit one way or another about lap-dancing clubs, but I’m sick to death of interfering busy-body organisations thinking they know what’s best for the general populace and sticking their bloody oar in. Dr Rakoff may not want to get her thruppennies and hanging bacon out for the lads, but she and her rabid bunch of manhaters are not womankind in its entirety, nor do they speak for it.

In the video she says that ‘we get accused of being sexually repressed…’. Really?? Now there’s a fucking surprise! Looking at her, far be it from me to suggest that a good wash, owning a comb, putting on a bit of lippy and brushing up on the art of fellatio might quell some of those accusations.

They talk about stopping prostitution on their webpages too, which is a bit of a joke really because it ain’t called The World’s Oldest Profession for nothing. Paid sex will still be happening long after the delightful Sasha’s dried-up, fetid clunge has rotted away with the rest of her. So do us all a favour love, give it a rest and stick the kettle on, will you.

Nominated by: The Stained Gusset

A super duper mega two fisted cunting nomination for the chinless gormless dear leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Wales Mark Drakeford. Not only is this spunk bubble a nonce-siring, jizz gargling old senile fart whose got to his position through the back door by sucking as much red cock as humanely possible, content with wasting taxpayers money on nationalising services, even though his party cannot be trusted given their record in Wales with the beloved holier than thou NHS and raising taxes on people’s grog, but has used his powers (which, by the way have not been democratically handed to him by the people) to point score against Boris, doing different just to undermine the prime minister, letting the power turn his pinko brain to slush and getting drunk off the Ego boost from it!

For this hard left authoritarian clown (no one’s laughing though) wants to send Wales back to the dark ages with a punitive lockdown, with no science to back up his thinking, with ridiculous restrictions that curb people’s liberties for ‘the greater good’ (where have we heard this kind of dogma before kids?) And shut down the entire economy bar essential goods – going to the lengths of forcing supermarkets to ban sales of items such as clothes, yet sell fags and booze and scratchcards, in a move that will cost the Welsh economy £500 million pounds (and that’s if it’s not inevitably extended by him and his cabal of power crazed Marxists) and no doubt lead to hundreds, if not thousands of decent hard working people who are working their bollocks off to make ends meet losing their jobs or their businesses and benefits no-one with the punitive rules, apart from the government’s idealogy of envy and greed forcing more people to be reliant on the state and for the state to gain even more power and right to scare-monger, control and bully the people of this nation.

Give it a few years and these bunch of clowns will be demanding independence (no doubt crying the nasty English plundered all its resources, even though England basically funds the entire UK and enforcing that Gobbledy-gook they spout on pobol y Cwm on a population that almost exclusively speaks English, apart from half a dozen druids in Fishguard and some old lady in Rhyl), calling to reopen the mines to fund it (good luck doing that in today’s health and safety world, where it pays to go on the dole, getting Geraint from the Rhondda away from his state funded semi detached, his 42 inch plasma with sky games, his baccy and beers and the food bank feeding him so he can spend his loot on the latest games console and down the mine, and good luck trying to sell that, or what’s left of it in an increasingly post industrial world) and increasingly turning Wales into even more of a third rate backwater state than it actually is!

The worst thing is though…. The Welsh are actually thick enough to buy this anti-english, anti-tory hate rhetoric (even though socialism in Wales has a rich history of success, right? Education, living, health and economic standards are through the roof of course) to vote these jokers back in because ‘we’re not Tory scum, and they’ll pay our benefits!’

Nominated by: The Cuntinuity Candidate