Praise the lord and pass the chiggun.

”Soul Cap: Afro swimming cap approved after Olympic ban”

Yes, at last our breddren can wear a swimming hat that meets their exacting standards.
Afro hair (which isnt acrually African) can be tamed.

“Promoting diversity and inclusivity is at the heart of Fina’s work, and it is very important that all aquatic athletes have access to the appropriate swimwear.”

Of course. Let’s hope none of the fuckers drown.

The fact that real swimmers shave their head and body hair to minimise drag and give them a miniscule advantage at the highest level doesnt seem to count. This is ‘inclusive’.

Chiggun.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Right, I’m nominating direct sales agencies (and the people who fall for their bullshit).

BBC News Link

Seriously, how unbelievably stupid do you have to believe this crap? I’m not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed and even I can see that such ‘companies’ are little more than scams designed to manipulate the egos of stuck up graduates who won’t ‘lower’ themselves to proper work.

It’s very disappointing that the pair of morons in the article ended up getting legitimate ‘professional’ jobs despite their arrogance and stubbornness, and even more disappointing that such organisations exist in the first place.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

(“Portrait of Bravery” – Olena on the frontline fighting the Russkies – Day Admin)

A diplomatic cunting is due to the “First Lady” of Ukraine, who, in typical Marie Antioinette fashion, has told those of us in the UK who will be bankrupted paying for warming our homes this winter, to in effect, pay up and look big. In a lecture (or is it an interview?) on the BBC she reminds us that while we are merely being taken to the cleaners “her” people are dying:

BBC News Link

We have got ourselves involved in a long running war, which might well drag on for years, but never mind, it is a price (for us) that is well worth paying (for her).

I didn’t think Eastern ex Communist countries believed in that “First Lady” bollocks? Even Britain never gave that vision of loveliness Cherie Blair that honour.however much she and camp Anthony thought she believed she did.

I get the impression this woman is taking th piss. In turn, I invite her to piss off.

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

and seconded by : Country cunt

I would like to second this. I have had my piss boiled by this self entitled cunt. Apparently we in the UK are counting pennies, while they count the dead. Fair enough but it’s hardly fucking pennies is it? It’s thousands per person, mostly nothing to to with Ukraine.

However it’s an insult given how much we have given, and are giving to them. All while we face a winter of shit. No country had done more after the yanks to help them; yet not a mention of the European twats giving sweet fa.

So if you think pennies are worthless, than fuck off because I’m done giving a shiny shit. All this while our old folks ect die in cold this winter. Get to fuck!

No doubt the Chwis Packham types will tell me they’re good for the garden, pest control etc. Oh they don’t attack unless provoked…

Bollocks. They’re always aggressive. Like stroppy 16 year old chavs pissed up on white lightning shouting “you wot mate!” at each other.

I was out mowing the lawn and trimming the hedge and they wouldn’t leave me the alone the little wankers. I was hoping I’d “accidentally” slice them in half with the hedge trimmer.

I stop until they move away and then carry on. As soon as I start again they come back.

I remember reading something about them giving off some sort of pheromone if they think they’re under attack and then all other wasps in the vicinity gang up on you.

I try to stay calm when they fly near me but I have this irrational fear and anxiety about them flying into my ears or my eyes.

One of the little wankers stung me in the back of the knee years ago and I can still feel it when I remember it. They don’t just sting once either, they can do it again and again.

Later in the afternoon, sanding some wood in the back yard for a little DIY project I have and there they are again harassing me.

Why can’t they just fuck off?

Mind you there’s always someone worse off. Whoever he is.
Perth Now News Link

Nominated by: Harold

(Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman-  Day Admin)

Old BSM has been a huge disappointment. No that’s a driving school.

Muhamnad…bin…Salmon that’s It. MBS.

It was all about liberalising Saudi when he took over wasn’t it. Everyone gave him the benefit of the doubt. Was there relaxation? More women are allowed to drive I think. But that was about it. Not much on the Democracy front.

My interest comes from considering years ago that I could go teach English there. All I would have to do I calculated was 2 or 3 years and I would be set for life financially.
Not to be. Too old now.

But I have retained an interest in the country. And their building projects. And their diversification plans.

In interviews and adverts there’s always a Prince in charge and his Saudi underlings and Western engineers giddy with excitement at all these massive building projects.

The Saudis always speak perfect English. They are thoroughly Westernised you could say.

These last 2 weeks a Saudi woman has been sentenced to 34 years in prison for tweeting. The tweets judged ‘disruptive to the state’ by the Saudi authorities. (She only has about 2000 followers) Then later in the week to my astonishment another Saudi woman sentenced to 42 years for the same ‘offence’.

The ‘offence’ comes from a catch-all law that can be used to crush any dissent.

The contrast between their modern technological-forward looking vision and these draconian sentences is…well…crushing.

MBS was given the benefit of the doubt and he has been found wanting.

HRW News Link

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic