– Emergency Cunting –

An emergency cunting for the Green party (lol) member Jenny Jones, who sits in the Lords.

She threatened to call for a 6pm curfew on men in response to the murder of that chica in Kent. No, this is not a joke.

This withered old weed should be expelled from the Lords and sent off down the Thames to the fucking ocean. Or put on the compost heap with the rest of her fucking banana ideas.

I can’t really think of anything else to say. We pay for this deranged scat in a blouse. Fucking embarrassing.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9350711/Green-peer-calls-MEN-face-6pm-CURFEW-wake-Sarah-Everard-murder.html

And seconded by: Sir Cuntalot 

A Massive Cunting for Fugly, demented Baroness Jones of Moulsecoomb. The demented Green Paty harridan has called for all males to be sublect to a 18:00 curfew in the wake of the tragic murder of Sarah Everard. If all women thought and looked like the esteemed Baroness, the whole male population (including those from ISAC) would die from Terminal Onanism (medic) or turn to the Gayness. What an utterly insane CUNT!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Jones,_Baroness_Jones_of_Moulsecoomb#/

…and thirded, this time by W.C. Boggs

WIMMIN

A woman very sadly gets abducted on a London street on March 3rd. Today, apart from Jenny \\\\jones, some other old trouts have been fished out of the pond to appear on Wireless 4 to re-air thir misandrist views, a triple bill of cunt on this evenings PM programme – Harriet Harman, Jess Phillips (obviously) and that know-nothing, but crawl everywhere roly-poly “Dame” Louis Casey.

All the afore mentioned wimmin are perfectly safe from the attentions of sex pests and this is just another excuse for a bit of male-bashing.

The Golden Globes, and the vacuous, self important “celebrities” who pat themselves on the back each year. You’d think that after last year’s ceremony, in which host Ricky Gervais shoved his foot squarely and firmly up Hollywood’s ass, by telling said “celebrities” to stop lecturing ordinary people on the climate, and eulogising on their current chosen social issue, ending it with “Just collect your award and fuck off!”

But you’d be wrong. Now that Ricky no longer hosts this sickening display of wealth, privilege, arrogance, entitlement and stupidity, it’s business as usual. At this year’s awards, we were back to the usual bullshit. The lack of self awareness of these pricks is staggering. Two instances that put my hypocrisy meter in the red were the two, white, female hosts lecturing the foreign entertainment press on their lack of diversity. Really? Really, snow queens? You are two WHITE women. On Stage. Calling out other people for not being diverse enough? Fuck off.

Then we had the uber left wing traitor, Jane Fonda (still known by my American uncles and other Vietnam vets as ‘Hanoi Jane’ after her infamous trip to meet the North Vietnamese Army), lecturing Hollywood about ITS lack of diversity, whilst collecting the Cecil B DeMille award. Is this the same Hollywood that has actively gone out of its way to make its self MORE diverse than it actually needs to be? She would have had a lot more credibility had she stood there and said; “Y’know what? In view of what I’ve just said, I don’t feel I can accept this award, because I think it should go to a non-white actor”. But she didn’t. She accepted the award and fucked off. There’s no hypocrite like an old hypocrite.

If ISIS sent two dozen homicide bombers into that place and blew all these morons to shit, the rest of the world would not give a single fuck. The world would not care. The world would carry on as usual. They are completely out of touch with the rest of planet Earth. And they’re a bunch of cunts for it.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

I would like to nominate Channel 4.

These shithouses have parted company with Ant Middleton because he dare speak his mind and have an opinion on the BLM Protests and COVID. Freedom of speech is slowly being removed or to be more accurate ‘Policed.’ Fair enough if anything he said was ‘Racist’ but it wasn’t. Just because what he said didn’t fit in with the whole lefty, shithouse BLM brainwashing. It is pathetic that if you don’t agree with BLM 100% then you can be prepare to be called a ‘Racist.’ The world is going mad people. Soon enough the white voice won’t count. This really does boil my piss.

https://news.sky.com/story/ant-middleton-leaves-sas-who-dares-wins-after-personal-conduct-discussions-with-channel-4-12233387

Fuck off Channel 4.

Nominated by: Mark 

I’m not sure who I am cunting here as there seem to be several cunts involved in the recent adverts for Walkers Max KFC-flavoured crisps. Are Walkers Crisps cunts? Is Gary Lineker a cunt? Definitely, yes. Are advertising agencies and casting agencies cunts? How about people who take offence at anything – are they cunts? Ohhhh yessss! So let’s have a finger-lickin’ cunting for all of the aforementioned.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/02/28/gary-lineker-race-row-fried-chicken-walkers-advert/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr&onwardjourney=tgt-156–variation

Anyways, it seems that some people are pissed off because the Walkers KFC-flavoured crisps adverts feature BAME people eating fried chicken. We can have BAME actors taking roles in Bridgerton and we can have BAME actors in Shakespeare plays, despite the presence of BAMEs in these situations being historically inaccurate. Our adverts are so full of BAME people and mixed-race relationships that foreigners must think they have landed in the colonies of the British Empire rather than the Mother Country itself. But black people eating fried chicken? Oh no, we can’t have that because that is racist.

Anyway, this is a great opportunity for ISAC contributors to use that wonderful word ‘chiggun’ and discuss the dietary habits of the Flabbopotamus.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

A back to 2009 cunting please as Granny Angie re-awakens memories-of the 2009 expenses swindling as she claims a pair of expensive earpieces on “expenses”:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14191884/labour-angela-rayner-apple-airpods-expenses/

I do understand Labour ia desperate for money, but might I suggest they go about it in an honest way and sell some of their gear on Antiques Roadshow?

Emily Thornberry might interest their furniture expert in her large rococo chest, Kate Dykie Green might interest the bibliophile in her collection of 19th century lesbian pornography, and the porcelain expert could examine AnalEase Dodds pair of miniature cracked antique jugs. As a special treat Anthony Blair could show the ceramics expert the original 1970s porcelain urinal where the police arrested Charles Lynton for an act of gross indecency (allegedly). I am sure he would get a few offers – from Lord Adonis, Ben Bradshaw and Chris Bryant.

As for Angie, she could sell off on Gumtree her supply of pregnancy testing kits. Every little helps!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

….and seconded by Just a bloke

Angela Rayner is a CUNT. So the MP and deputy leader of Labour decided she needed some Apple Air Pods as they were essential to her role as an MP. This means that you and I pay them via her expenses.
As one pair wasn’t enough she ( you ) bought another pair. Don’t look on the BBC for this story the cunts must have missed it.

Rayner you are a Cunt.