I’m not sure who I am cunting here as there seem to be several cunts involved in the recent adverts for Walkers Max KFC-flavoured crisps. Are Walkers Crisps cunts? Is Gary Lineker a cunt? Definitely, yes. Are advertising agencies and casting agencies cunts? How about people who take offence at anything – are they cunts? Ohhhh yessss! So let’s have a finger-lickin’ cunting for all of the aforementioned.
Anyways, it seems that some people are pissed off because the Walkers KFC-flavoured crisps adverts feature BAME people eating fried chicken. We can have BAME actors taking roles in Bridgerton and we can have BAME actors in Shakespeare plays, despite the presence of BAMEs in these situations being historically inaccurate. Our adverts are so full of BAME people and mixed-race relationships that foreigners must think they have landed in the colonies of the British Empire rather than the Mother Country itself. But black people eating fried chicken? Oh no, we can’t have that because that is racist.
Anyway, this is a great opportunity for ISAC contributors to use that wonderful word ‘chiggun’ and discuss the dietary habits of the Flabbopotamus.
Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt
BAMEs eatin’ da chiggun? Whatever next?! If they wanted a race card pulling publicity whore do anything for money cunt to advertise these shit masquerading as chiggun crisps, they should have asked the Markle Snake. But with her and Lineker, the cuntometer would have had its glass shattered.
I tasted one of these things the other day (I didn’t buy them though). They taste like sweaty knickers. Mind you, I wouldn’t eat KFC if you paid me. I tried it once many years ago, never again. Overpriced crap filled muck for riff raff and bogo bogos.
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If Kenticky Fried Dogdirt actually banned BAMEs from their ‘restaurants'(sic) because they objected to being in their adverts, they would be jumping about in the trees and there would be mass riots. A bit like the uprising in Planet of the Apes. Putting the fuckers in the commercials is ‘racist’. But woe fucking betide anyone who stops them eating it. These BAME types, eh? Talk about having your chiggun and eating it.
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What I loathe about Lineker most is his ‘ordinary bloke’ and ‘nice guy’ facade. In his Twatter profile he describes himself as someone who used to kick a ball about for a living. And that he also makes a ‘living’ out of ‘flogging spuds’.
Goal hanging and doing fuck all else on the pitch is what I’d call the first one. And the second one? Doing deals for millions with junk food corporate monsters is not like a greengrocer or a market stall holder. Flogging spuds, my arse. Aside from his sickening leftist shite, nauseating hypocrisy and sanctimonious crap, Lineker’s ‘I’m just like you’ fakery absolutely disgusts me.
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Oh, and he was never a one club man either. Making big money moves several times to several clubs. Staying for one season before fucking off for his next big pay day. Ask Leicester, Everton, Barcelona, Spurs. Lineker has always been a rapacious cunt. It’s the nature of the beast.
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He can take his rancid crisps, his football and his hideous junk food adverts and cram them up his rabbit hole.
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Ask his first wife, Michelle, what he is really like.
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Always fancied the lovely ex-Mrs Lineker. Back in the day I would have been up her like a ferret down a rabbit hole.
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KFC flavoured risps? A big corporate tie-in sold to our bovine underclass, much like shite such as doner meat/pulled pork on pizza, baconnaise and fast food deliveriy apps such as Just Eat (with added rat droppings).
As for zchiggun, the Guardian has made this sort of thinkpiece its staple output;
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/food/2020/oct/13/ive-always-loved-fried-chicken-but-the-racism-surrounding-it-shamed-me
Just don’t tell the chicken children of Hackney. They’ll have an identity crisis.
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Fuck me!
Enid Blyton (20c White supremacist), would be proud to write a piece of children’s fiction, like that horse-shit!
😂😂😂
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..Aimed at the author of that Guardian Piece-not you Mr Prime!!!!
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The next Walkers brainwave will be McDonald’s crisps. The britscum and their dark hued counterparts will be in paradise. They’ll pig out on Big Mac flavoured crisps and arselicking Lineker and whichever other celebrity nonentity will advertise them. Lineker dressed as Ronald McDonald is not a nice thought.
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Linekers days have got to be numbered, everyone hates this oily turd, I’m sure Walkers crisps sales would double even if Adolf Hitler fronted their advertising campaign, I would gladly kick this juggernaut eared wanker until he came apart.!
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bastards shouldn’t be eating our chicken anyway they should be in cages eating grass
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Freaking ghastly junk food. Wouldn’t get me eating KFC if I was starving and on my last legs. These chiggin Walkers will be a gift for the Flabbotpotamus though. She can conceal them in the pockets of those ugly shapeless clothes she wears and crunch away during parliamentary sessions.
Oh,and by the way, Lineker is a cunt.
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