The Golden Globes

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The Golden Globes, and the vacuous, self important “celebrities” who pat themselves on the back each year. You’d think that after last year’s ceremony, in which host Ricky Gervais shoved his foot squarely and firmly up Hollywood’s ass, by telling said “celebrities” to stop lecturing ordinary people on the climate, and eulogising on their current chosen social issue, ending it with “Just collect your award and fuck off!”

But you’d be wrong. Now that Ricky no longer hosts this sickening display of wealth, privilege, arrogance, entitlement and stupidity, it’s business as usual. At this year’s awards, we were back to the usual bullshit. The lack of self awareness of these pricks is staggering. Two instances that put my hypocrisy meter in the red were the two, white, female hosts lecturing the foreign entertainment press on their lack of diversity. Really? Really, snow queens? You are two WHITE women. On Stage. Calling out other people for not being diverse enough? Fuck off.

Then we had the uber left wing traitor, Jane Fonda (still known by my American uncles and other Vietnam vets as ‘Hanoi Jane’ after her infamous trip to meet the North Vietnamese Army), lecturing Hollywood about ITS lack of diversity, whilst collecting the Cecil B DeMille award. Is this the same Hollywood that has actively gone out of its way to make its self MORE diverse than it actually needs to be? She would have had a lot more credibility had she stood there and said; “Y’know what? In view of what I’ve just said, I don’t feel I can accept this award, because I think it should go to a non-white actor”. But she didn’t. She accepted the award and fucked off. There’s no hypocrite like an old hypocrite.

If ISIS sent two dozen homicide bombers into that place and blew all these morons to shit, the rest of the world would not give a single fuck. The world would not care. The world would carry on as usual. They are completely out of touch with the rest of planet Earth. And they’re a bunch of cunts for it.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

51 thoughts on “The Golden Globes”

  1. Oh the dichotomy of being told what is the best way to live your life by cunts that get paid for living a fantasy life. My how we plebs look forward to our annual session of enlightenment from these bent perverse Thespians sorts. .

  2. Jane Fonda-done nothing worth a wank (literally), since she got her kit off in Barbarella!

    The same Jane Fonda who portrayed Nancy Reagan in that wokefest, “The Butler”?

    Despite the fact that Nancy Reagan openly despised her and considered her to be a traitor to the American peoples (which she was). The role Jane accepted, because it would be “ironic”?

    The same Jane Fonda who enjoyed the benefits and privileges of a career in Hollywood, because of family nepotism?
    🤔

    Yeah, that cunt!

    Fuck Hollywoke!
    👎

    • Jane Fonda?

      To paraphrase Mrs Merton “Whatever attracted her to multi billionaire Ted Turner*”?

      * The CNN gadgee, not the Wishbone Ash fella.

    • Yep.. proper kick in the gonads for the ordinary lads going through hell.. one day.. just one fookin day

  3. Then they all went off to the after parties and stuck half a ton of Colombia’s finest up their noses…….

    ……..to expand their social and political awareness of course.

  4. They must be better than the rest of us as they have more money and know everything.
    A nest of complete degenerates.
    Glittery oven for the lot.

    • I think you would need more like a thermo nuclear reactor to melt down all the silicone though.

  5. Black people are vastly over rated and over represented on screens of all sizes and im sick of this bullshit.

  6. They ought to rename it The Golden Pansies and get Eddie Izzard to present it while wearing a 14″ dildo up his arse

  7. Does anybody even watch this virtue signalling shitfest?
    Did anybody even know or give a fuck that it was happening?

    If your average Golden Globe winner/nominee lost a brain cell, the other brain cell would die of loneliness soon after.

    Stupid Cunts.

  8. The only black people these cunts have ever met are their bodyguards, domestic staff and the kid who delivers their drugs.
    I believe Hugh Grant made a contribution to urban poverty by paying some bird to suck his cock. Don’t know if he got an award for it though.

    • Yes he did.
      ‘best contribution to the black economy”.

      Is there a less meaningful job than actor?
      They seem to think their very important?
      Preach on the climate,race, sexuality, equality,etc.
      But the bloke who mops out the public shithouse contributes more than they do.
      Actors should get minimum wage, and rather than be applauded be treated as people without a real job.

      “Darling, spare some change for a vegan frappe?
      I haven’t eaten a vol au vont in 3 days!

      • Has no film or play never given you any enjoyment or pleasure, Miserable? How about Blazing Saddles? Do you honestly believe the actors in that film would have contributed more to the world by cleaning public shithouses instead?

      • My point Ruff is that they think the fact that they are famous actors qualifies them to preach to mere mortals.
        I enjoy films of course I do,
        I also enjoy a clean toilet.
        If had to choose?
        Gene wilders getting a mop!

  9. People who spend most of their lives don’t deserve to be taken seriously.

    Was Me-Again Markle nominated for her performance on Monday evening’s Oprah Whingey show? The bit that made me laugh was her and the Duke of Hewitt complaining that Archie hadn’t been given a title. Well, don’t worry dear, he will be a prince when his grandfather becomes king. The only problem is that James Hewitt is a long way down the line of succession.

    • The fact he wasn’t given a title had nothing to do with anyone being worried about his skin tone. Neither of Princess Anne’s children have titles, and neither does Princess Margaret’s son. And all three of them are 100% white. Sparkletits is nothing but an overambitious, lying whore.

  10. You get a real measure of just what a vast pile of wank the Golden Globes really are when James Corden receives an award.

    And no, not for just being the acting world’s largest tub of lard. But you would be forgiven for jumping to this conclusion.

    • Aren’t these the awards voted on by the foreign press? I imagine all the Brit reporters voted for Corden to keep him over there licking the Hewitt ringpiece. Perhaps they are hoping he gets bum raped in Echo Park? What a story that would be!

  11. There are better actors on Porn Hub than half of these cunts. And it caters for mixed race, LPGTEFG, Asians Blacks. Very diverse.

  12. Only actress who could tell me what to do is eiza Gonzalez wearing thing high leather boots crotchless knickers , leather bustier, peak leather bikers cap, and holding a whip, erm….I’ll get me coat…taxi for sid please

  13. Coincidentally, I recently acquired Jah Lion’s Colombia Colly in a “lucky-dip” joblot of reggae LPs and 45s on eBay earlier this week. It’s a good album.

    https://youtu.be/VJUAFZvink8

    Sadly, most of the records have lots of scratches and resultant surface noise², but there are a few crackers – and they cost washers to buy and peanuts to ship.

    ¹ the linked Youtube™ vid is a 45 version recorded at Black Ark Studios 🇯🇲 – but mine’s the LP album. Touchingly, Black Ark spells “Colly” as “Collie” like the dog. Strictly speaking, this Jamaican patois word for marijuana/ganja (and by extension, other recreational narcotics) actually is spelled “collie”, but the album – incorrectly – spells it “(Columbia) Colly”.

    ² a good way of dealing with surface scratches, if they’re problematic enough, is to gently sand off the surface of the vinyl with EITHER ultra-fine diamond rubbing compound on a block of hard rubber OR 2000-4000 grit emery paper, used wet obviously, and subsequently a good wash the record in an ultrasonic bath with plenty of surfactant (equally obviously). Using such extra-1fine grits effects more of a polishing action, but this régimen greatly reduces surface noise.
    Gouges can be dealt with on a one-by-one basis using 50x magnification, a bright lamp, and a highly-sharpened needle (and a steady hand)

    • CS@
      I used to love the old Trojan stuff.
      Symarip, the upsetters with Lee Scratch Perry ‘Jungle Lion’ being a favourite to dance to back in the day.

  14. There was a time you could listen to the speeches of Hollywood award winners, although I think it ended somewhere in the seventies . I remember reading Peter Niven’s autobiography when he was referring to Micheál Curtiz director of Casablanca) of how poor his understanding of the English language. Curtiz after being the butt of the actors jokes one day replied “ You think I know fuck nothing I know fuck all” . Now that’s a story worth hearing and not the woke puke inducing shite we have have today.

    • Or whilst filming Charge of the light brigade the director shouts “Bring on the empty horses.”

      • I liked Echo And The Bunnymen’s Dancing Horses. Most of the rest of their stuff was shite.

  15. I can’t name one Hollywood movie in circulation right now or any of the current crop of “stars “….. well ,who the fuck are they?
    I’m off to watch The Ipcress File so fuck all that modern Hollywood peeeeesh.

  16. LA LA land is full of hoovers and shirt lifters that would shagging anything to be famous. Me Too movement was a bit hypocritical in that regard.

  18. The Golden Globes? Is that shit show still around? I would go out of my way to watch it if Ricky Gervais hosted again. His irreverence of these degenerate cunts is pure gold.

  19. We live in a world where those without a single iota of virtue, morality and decency seem to think it is their messianic role to lecture society on virtue, morality and decency.
    Will there be a special category for Harvey Weinstein or Jeffrey Epstein this year?
    Fuck off, degenerate filth.

    • Jizz Face’s trial is coming up in June.

      We haven’t forgotten.

      Will be interesting!

  20. Load of old fuck

    Ricky Gervais called them out for what they are last year.

    Never used to like him, but he got those cunts bang down to rights.

  21. Didn’t the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press get outed for molesting the actor Brendan Fraser?

    Another hollyweird institution represented by perverted psychopaths.

    The whole place should burn down. Hopefully with the wildfires and an earthquake it fucking will.

  23. Cunts to a man would have sufficed in 1988.
    Now cunts to a man/woman/tranny/pan/marzipan/trifflehead/bi/gorrillaballs/frenchman.

    FUCK EM ALL.. FUCKIN FREAKS

    • I love how you wedged triflehead in there in the mistaken impression that it would go unnoticed and wouldn’t be googled……. spoiler alert – it fucking was!

      https://triflehead.com/

      A website explcitally geared towards online propaganda (as per the website fucking front page).

      • @normanomates

        Yes I fucking am………. but that’s not even remotely a response to my comment….. merely an insult. But that’s okay because I like people who think that insults are a valid argument (it makes it so much easier to argue against).

  24. I was fully willing to take the vaccine until you just made this comment. You fucking soft cunt……… for the 2nd time.

  25. 99% of actors are pretty pathetic individuals.. Would struggle in the real world.. and that was then
    Lee Marvin aside

    These modern day fannies are beyond the pale

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