EMERGENCY CUNTING

A Royal and Emergency CUNTING for Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby and other que jumping dignitaries (mainly MP vermin):

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Not only do these woke scumbags infest our TV sets spouting their Left wing bile, they now take the piss out of the general public and decent celebrities like David Beckham who waited their turn (some up to 13 hours) to pay respects to Her Majesty the Queen by queue jumping.

These fucking pricks think they’re above everyone else and think the rules don’t apply to them, not just in terms of queuing etiquette but with rules and regulations us mere mortals have to adhere to in general.

May monkey pox and vaginàl warts strike down sleezy back door merchant Schofield and his fag-hag slag Willoughby for being utter disrespectful cunts in a time of national mourning.

Nominated by: Baron Von Cunthausen

And here’s another, this time from Fuglyucker

Phillip fucking Scofield is a treble cunt, there are lots of reasons this chutney ferret is a cunt, it seems every add for releaving people of their cars for next to fuck all, pet insurance seems to be this cunt, I am so sick of seeing his stupid voice, mincing voice, I am sick of the cunt.

Now it turns out he has jumped the que to shuffle past the queen’s coffin that some people have been stood in for 40 plus hours, that’s going endear this jizz gargling twat to the public I’m sure., what a cunt

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And here’s one from Jeezum Priest focusing on Graham Norton

I see Graham Norton has thrown his hat into the ring regarding Schofield and Willoughby.

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Why?
Has he a new book coming out?
Maybe someone’s been daft enough to make a new quiz show ( just what we need) with him as host?
Why on earth he thinks his opinion is more valid or relevant than yours or mine, about this non issue, I really don’t know.
Fucks sake, let it die a death, already.
I’m fed up of reading about it.

What does this mean to you?

Quote – “This update streamlines brand offerings across PC segments to enable and enhance Intel customer communication on each product’s value proposition, while simplifying the purchasing experience for customers.”

Any thoughts?

No?

Basically its yet more marketing business-speak jargon from some corporate PR guy saying that Intel is rebranding its computer processors (CPUs). But rather than just saying “we’re changing our brand names for the first time in almost 30 years…”, this twat has to come out with all the fancy bollocks above, which is totally meaningless to any cunt who doesn’t talk business-bollocks.

Perhaps we should all embrace this way of “communicating” in every day life?. For example:-

Husband – “Due to a major delay between consuming my last intake of nutritional product substances, I need to reach out as I am now in a critical situation of core food depravation and may need to reevaluate the scalability of my next intake by interfacing with the local retail outlet that proffers fish and chips along with a container of mushy peas. Would you like to embrace this ideological restructuring solution and participate in the additional resource scenario?”

Wife – “Nah, fuck that for a game of tiddlywinks. Get me a Maccy D King Deal and make it snappy, innit!”

Why can’t these cunts be honest and just keep it simple and stick to ordinary plain speaking rather than trying to polish an old turd with fancy and highly unimpressive jargon such as this and other “empowering blue sky synergy for logistical solutions and other low hanging scalable fruit by reaching out to the next level for maximum impact”

PR/marketing people really are pretentious cunts, as is their abuse of the English language.

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Nominated by: Technocunt

How come have Jedward not been cunted yet?

Last time I heard of these cunts was several years ago. When they were a very crappy Irish novelty act with shit hair. Nothings and nobodies…

But now they have resurfaced. And are spouting disrespectful shit about the late Queen. One ‘gem’ included them blaming Elizabeth II for what previous English Monarchs had done to the Irish in past centuries. Well, if they want to play that game, we could blame Jedward for all the IRA’s atrocities and murders.

The joke is those two plastic Fenian cream puffs have probably never even been near Ulster, never mind lived or served there. And they still won’t let up, as they thrive on another fifteen minutes of fame and ‘controversy’. These two semtex bummers are now calling for the monarchy to be abolished. For a start, what the fuck have British affairs got to do with two talentless spudfuckers? And the cunts are also sickeningly pro Markle. Well, that tells us all we need to know.

I thought some Irish media gobshite would put their retarded head over the parapet after Her Majesty’s demise. My bets were on Sinead O’ Cuntor, Cuntlin Moran, Bob Geldaft, Gerry Adams and Morrissey. But Jedward?!🤣🤣 Utter clowns, but I do hope that both get the hatred and retribution they deserve. The cunts.

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Nominated by: Norman

”Christian group blocked from holding conference at Cambridge college”

because its values were “not compatible with the values of the college”,

A college, founded on Christian beliefs and culture now finds those beliefs wrong because the Christian group believes that marriage should be between opposite sexes, amongst other things. Perfectly compatible with the bible, if not Welby, as far as I’m concerned.

But my point is:-

Would these anti Christian woke morons have blocked an Islamic conference?
And how far back do these college ‘values’ go? Who decides what they should be? Where do they come from?

This week. They may change next week, depending on who is vilified on twatter.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I have of late been reconsidering, revaluating morals that TV preached to me as youth.

Different strokes
A wealthy fruity Batchelor adopts two little ghetto black kids, in a kind act of early virtue signalling.
Think their parents were in prison or crack addicts or something?
Where was social services?!!
What were his real motives?
I can only guess.

Happy Days
A elderly Jewish midget starts to hang round some teenagers in a milk bar, he wins their confidence.
What do the parents do?
Invite him to live with them!!
To say the Cunningham’s were naive is a huge understatement.

Mork and Mindy
A ADHD coked up alien lands in a egg,
Mindy finds this annoying extraterrestrial,
Does she inform the authorities?
No.
Endangers the human race to space influenza,
Doesn’t tell anyone.
Luckily Mork didn’t infect anyone and went on to make the world laugh in ever increasingly funny films.
Everyone loved Robin Williams.

But the lessons from the carefree 70s are tantamount to reckless endangerment.
I’ll never trust TV again.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt