Chadwick Boseman – Who?

Chadwick Boseman didn’t win an Oscar.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/14763640/oscars-2021-chadwick-boseman-robbed-actor-glenn-close-twerked/

People are actually upset that a dead black actor who didn’t really appear in any good films (Black Panther was alright) didn’t win an oscar and they gave it a veteran Welsh man who’s been acting for 45+ years. I’m more surprised they had the balls to give it to Hopkins in this day and age.

But still it’s an inspiring story for all, want to get an award? just die and people will demand you get one despite not achieving anything towards it. I hope when I die I’ll get that egg and spoon race win I was robbed of in Primary school.

Hang on hang on
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1427861/chadwick-boseman-robbed-oscars-2021-jo-brand-opinion-anthony-hopkins-win-nomination-video

Jo Brand’s chipped in with her disapproval. Not that anyone cares what her opinion of Oscar winners ever was.

“Chadwick Boseman will remain one of the greatest actors of all time, with or without that Oscar,” a second paid tribute.

A third added: “Damn Oscar or not, Chadwick Boseman will ALWAYS be one of the BEST actors and humans of our generation. He has set a legacy that cannot be competed with.”

What legacy? what did he do? He was in 15 films (including minor roles). 4 of which were fucking superhero films. Donates a bit to charity and now he’s Roger Moore. I know you’re not supposed to add to entries but this pile of shit really annoyed me.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits 

 

 

Justin Welby (14) and the Church of England

So this cunt is presiding over a mass culling of our history, with thousands of monuments in danger of being removed.

Sounds like year zero, reformation to me. No wonder no one goes to this church anymore. Its more Momentum than anything else.

Isnt the Queen the head? Wonder what she thinks?

Where are these ancient monuments going?

I’ll have them. Worth a fortune!

Nominated by: smugcunt 

Helpful link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

https://anglicanmainstream.org/church-to-consider-removing-or-altering-slavery-monuments/

Isnt the whole of British christian architecture a monument to serdom and servitude? Slavery by another name. Oh, sorry, they dont count. They were white British.

Sheffield University (2)

Science is based on observation. When scientific observations are peer reviewed and accepted, they become either scientific facts or theories backed by observation. In this way, modern science was built from the ground up and “on the shoulders of giants” like Newton and Einstein. All that matters is the science.

One would have thought that science, whilst subject to modification and challenge based on rigorous scientific method, was unassailable and impervious to the new Woke politics which has caused such havoc in the humanities. Not so.

The engineering faculty at Sheffield University has taken it upon itself to “challenge long-standing conscious and unconscious biases” among pupils and to confront the supposed “white saviour” and “Eurocentric” view of science and mathematics. A leaked copy of the university’s “draft inclusive curriculum development” strategy written by the university claims that “much important engineering content and curriculum resources is based on maths developed in the 18/19th century”. It says that scientists such as Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, Paul Dirac, Pierre-Simon Laplace, and Newton could all “be considered as benefiting from colonial-era activity” (ie: slavery). Newton did, along with many others at the time, invest £20,000 in the failed south sea slave enterprise. He lost his money and did not, therefore, benefit from it.

We know that slavery took place in the past. We know that it was bad and that values at the time were different to how they are now.

But that’s not enough for the science faculty of Sheffield University. The connection has to be made explicit, presumably so students can be provoked into tearing down statues of Newton and and boycotting the teaching of his theories. The result can only be scientific illiteracy as snowflake students will not tolerate anyone that fails to meet their expectations , even if that person lived 350 years ago.

Perhaps this is the end of science as we know it? Perhaps African science will be taught instead? Students will become unable to comprehend Newton’s exquisite theories and mathematics, so blinded will they be by rage at this dead white man.

On the shoulders of giants indeed? Further scientists will be Pygmies at this rate.

What a massive pile of cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/04/24/isaac-newton-latest-historical-figure-swept-decolonisation-drive/

The link above may have a paywall. Try this one –

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/04/26/white-saviour-isaac-newton-benefited-colonial-era-activity-claims-left-wing-university-report/

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

 

…and seconded by: Dark key cunt 

Sheffield University are cunts.

Apparently Isaac Newton is a white supremacist. What’s more odd is that Sheffield University is considered Russell Group. Fuck them, and fuck Sheffield University. When I went to university (I stopped saying yoooni when I realised I sounded like a complete cunt), there was Oxford, Cambridge, Imperial (mine) and UCL that led the leagues.

Because Newton invested in the South Atlantic Co., he’s a racist. Just like Jayne Eyre drinking tea is racist. Don’t forget cheese. Apparently Newton lost a shit load on his investment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9509573/Sheffield-University-students-told-Sir-Isaac-Newton-benefited-colonialism.html

Fuck off. And fuck off again, you cunts.

Cunts, cunts, cunts!

Ole Gunnar Solksjaer

Ole Gunnar Solksjaer is a cunt.

Loved him as a player and have always tried to give him the benefit of the doubt as Man United manager.

But enough is enough and a joke is a joke. While saying fuck all as the super league scandal unfolded, Ole eventually said he didn’t like the idea. But he has not uttered a single word to show his displeasure about the club’s parasitic owners. Asked how he could trust United co-chairman Joel Glazer again after his leading role in the ESL plans, Solskjaer insisted ‘Joel loves this club’.

Well, Solksjaer has proved beyond doubt that he is a Glazer stooge and an arselicking yes man. The real work has only just begun, and now is the perfect opportunity to voice our contempt regarding the Glazer scum and their bitch Woodward. And the manager and a genuine red hero says his mate ‘Joel’ loves United? Just fuck off, Ole. You have stabbed every true Stretford Ender in the back.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/12283931/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-interview-man-utd-boss-on-super-league-fiasco-and-his-man-management-secrets

Nominated by: Norman

NFTs? WTF!

What are NFTs?

Short version: they’re pointless bollocks. Non-fungible tokens are ‘digital art’ that people sell as unique and pretend that matters. Yes, it’s just a fucking .jpg, but a totally unique one that’s so unique it’s like owning the Mona Lisa.

But it’s a fucking .jpg. You own nothing physical. You could technically just screenshot the fucking thing and be in the same place.

People are actually buying these for a lot of money. People are idiots who clearly don’t remember the 2000s internet bubble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-56371912

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits