Watched a half-hour or so of this so-called prestigious awards show earlier tonight on the Beeb, as there was basically nothing else worth watching on prime time TV. Pretty drab show with monotonous nominations, until the ‘piece de resistance’ nom was announced – the ‘must-see moment’. It was apparently voted for by the public.

The programme host made a great play in deciding who, from the virtual audience, was going to announce the winner, eventually arriving at a nice white family who had to deliver the news that the Britain’s Got Talent performance by Diversity where they phucking took the knee on the show, was the winner.

Had to switch over to anything as my piss boiled and the danger of me throwing something through my TV rose as Ashley Banjo wallowed in his glory.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57331430

Nominated by: knobrot

And here’s some more, from Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

The Baftas.

Blacks and faintly talented Afros and shirtlifters.

Any straight white person of talent may as well pack it in and shelf stack. The only criteria applied now is how black/gay/preverted is it?
This is not diversity it is affirmative action where color or preversion trumps merit every time.

https://news.sky.com/story/bafta-tv-awards-2021-the-full-list-of-winners-12326588

Drama – Save me too. Guess what colour?
Comedy – Big Narsty. As above.
Entertainment – the Ranganation. Unfunny shite with an Asian twist.
Entertainment Programme – Life and Rhymes. Benjamin Zephaniah. Shit poet who happens to be ? John Cooper Clark he aint.

If you can be arsed to go down the list it is mostly the same. Programmes no fucker watches but full of worthy macaroons. Let’s hope none get cancelled
like the last shitshow.

Black Luvvies Mostly

Chiggun.

Naomi Osaka is a cunt.

The world no.2 women’s tennis player is refusing to speak to the media after matches. Win or lose. She says it is harmful to her mental health.

I think she may be right as it sounds like she has gone crazy.

This miserable e cause for a woman is paid a fortune to play three sets of pat-a-cake on the female circuit. A laughable effort compared to the men who, let’s be honest, are the real draw that attracts tv and advertising money. The women’s game is a side show dominated for years by the bullying man-mountain that is Serena Williams and her girrafe-legged sister Venus. They now get virtually equal pay for doing much less work and being far less entertaining.

Osaka can no longer be bothered to attend post match interviews which is surely part of her highly paid role to promote the “sport”.

Having said that the boring, monotone, bland utterences that these lesbo robots come out with are well worth missing anyway. It’s the sheer arrogance of such grim-faced bitches that gets me.

Feck off.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

and helpful link provided by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Naomi Osaka Faces Ban

Speakers Cornner used to be a haven for free speech. It was established as such by Parliament in the 19th century. This world famous corner of Hyde Park was a place where a variety of individuals, from harmless eccentrics through to suffragettes and serious politicians could mount the stump and make their case. They would either be ignored, politely listened to, applauded or heckled – but usually in the good natured way that was a mark of British tolerance.

Speakers Corner said something about us as a nation. That you were free to speak your mind on no matter what topic. Political debate, conspiracy theories, religious debate were all permitted. It was long a favourite haunt of enthusiastic, but harmless, Christian preachers.

Over the past couple of years I have passed Speakers Corner a number of times. Every time I have passed it there has been a huge gathering of Peacefuls standing around looking shifty and glaring at passers by in a hostile way. There is always some Peaceful delievering a harangue in their gibberish language.

The Peacefuls look agitated, standing around and gobbing on the ground. Speakers Corner has in fact been entirely taken over by Mudslime extremists and any Christian brave enough to preach there is heckled in an insulting and aggressive way and will be lucky to escape without having GBH committed upon his person. One Christian preacher that used to go there regularly has been warned to stay away by the Police as the Peacefuls have threatened to kill her.

Speakers Corner is now a Mudslime enclave where the Police protect the Mudslimes and remove anyone who might be critical of them. Another great British tradition destroyed by Mudslime cunts.

https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/sharia-law-at-speakers-corner-as-christian-critic-of-muslims-is-removed-by-police/

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Toyah Suckcocks again for this weird ear fucking that she seems to want to torture everyone with that voice and the new tit job, I reckon it’s time for this talentless loon to seek professional help.

Fuck off Toyah you tuneless twat, no one wants to see or hear you anymore, bollocks in the 80,s and much worse now, it’s a bit late in the day for a midlife crisis, but do us all a favour, buy a Harly or a Porsches, fuck guy a quarter of your age and leave those with ears and eyes to enjoy life…..

https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Robert-Fripp-and-Toyah-Willcox.jpg

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Going to the cinema is a cunt.

I see cinemas are to reopen soon. Stick it up your cunt. I have no interest in driving 12 miles, trying to find a parking space, spending £12 on a ticket and £6 on drink and snacks, sat on a sticky, fold up seat, then watching half an hour of cunt adverts and trailers followed by a live action cartoon full of yapping Americans saying ‘My bad!’ And ‘dont go dyin’ on me!’

Then there’s the gormless cunts who turn up and shuffle about finding their seats when the film has started as well as theose on their phones. Then there’s the wage-slave staff who leave the lights up when the feature begins.
None of this has anything to do with woke bollocks; it’s always been shite.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime