I’m watching Rip-off Britain.
My Dog, we really do stand still, don’t we? No fucking wonder we get screwed right, left & centre.
This poor cow is Still waiting for her flat to be built, while the site still hasn’t been cleared. Paid her cash & got bollock all for it.
Gloria Hunniford has not worn well. BTW.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Every news report I’ve heard talks about her breakthrough appearance with Cliff Richard in that summer holiday film and in that Worzel Gummidge crap, but not one mention of her appearance in Till Death Us Do Part, probably her most famous, well known role.
The woketards don’t seem to realise that the script writer and Warren Mitchell were actually taking the piss out of bigots, not promoting them. But just the name of that series will send the snowflakes into meltdown. Spineless cunts.
Nominated by: mystic maven
and supported by: Cunty Gordon
Till Death Do Us Part is funny as fuck, I think even black folk would agree with that. Most black Americans loved All in the Family with the bigoted Archie Bunker which was the Yank adaptation of Till Death. White folks loved Sanford and Son which was the Yank adaptation of Steptoe and Son but with black lead characters. Hilarious show. Aunt Esther was a sassy old broad…
(4 minute video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt96RU9_WjM
But yeah, Una Stubbs was most famous for being Rita in Till Death, a great tragicomic performance. I get why the show was and still is criticized as dumb people misunderstood the message of the show and the dumb people started using “Scouse git” towards Liverpudlians for example. But it’s clear to most people with a brain that Alf is to be pitied for his ignorance and when he gets his comeuppance it’s just and satisfying.
A glass and a half full cunting please for Cadbury’s.
Now I am a big fan of chocolate and I have always enjoyed a CDM as a treat.
But in recent year’s Cadbury’s was acquired by huge Yank corporation Mondelez who are constantly trying to “improve” the recipe. In other words ruining what is a chocolate that the British palate has enjoyed for over 100 years.
I had the misfortune to taste a chunk of “Caramilk” which is basically a sickly sweet candy style bar. This may suit the tastebuds of your average obese American but it don’t work here…
Fuck you Mondelez leave our chocolate alone.
Nominated by: MiddleEngland
(Header pic stats from Dept of Transport 2020 – Day Admin)
Driving in cities is a cunt and never fails to annoy me, every fucking day there is a reason for my blood pressure to bounce off the scale.
Today Mrs Fugly and i on the way to work get stuck behind a fucking electric Porsche [there a contradiction in terms, like happily married or fun run} anyway mid life crisis man dosnt indicate one time for about 3 and a half miles, what a cunt, maybe he cant spare the voltage, but a cunt none the less.
Then there is a council van, has put his flashing lights on in a narrow street and with his tranny pick up blocking the whole street has fucked off into the tikkytakky shop on the corner.
Fucking yesterday driving along, there is a cyclist on the other side of the road the car behind the cyclist swings into my path head on to give the cyclist a big enough distance, we both have to slam on the brakes to avoid a head on crash on my side of the road.
When i had finished ripper her a new arsehole, i said wtf were you doing, and i shit you not she said what am i supposed to do, it hadn’t ever crossed her tiny mind to stop or even slow down, just pull into oncoming traffic,, cunt.
Driving home the other day there are a bunch of kids literally sat in one lane of the road, on top of that you have cars rolling at 3mph looking for a house number or something, or some cunt on their phone once the lights have gone green and then give you shit when you toot, like its your fault their a cunt, or mother fuckers on leccy scooters riding towards you on your side of the road,or the cunts who cunt you up and then brake check you, or cunts who end up in a coned off lane trying to beat the traffic and the force their way into your lane and give you the finger, maybe i should get on a bus, hang on , no fucking way…
Normally i would say dont come to Cardiff but im sure there are much worse places out there with worse traffic and worse cunts….cunts,cunts all cunts
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Mike Lindell is the CEO of mypillow and nobody knew who he was until he declared the results of the 2020 US election to be fake.
He’s being sued for making such claims but has been grifting the right wing for money. He’s had evidence the election was hacked since last year, but has a 72 hour CYBER SYMPOSIUM to reveal it.
The guy is so confident he’s offered up $5,000,000 to anyone who attends who can prove him wrong. You can only attend if Mike invites you.
His evidence is random hex data a sixth former could create, but don’t worry President Trump will be back in office by the end of the week! Just like people have said every month since November.
Nominated by: LazyBiscuits
(I actually saw some of this and it was interesting. One woman is going to get arrested for admitting to stealing data illegally, Mike appeared to be on drugs and when experts asked for the data they were told ‘no’. I also liked Ron Watkins being unable to use Windows Explorer – DA).