Daily Express Heatwaves and False Dawns

“We’re having a heatwave,
A tropical heatwave,
The way that she moves,
The thermometer proves
She certainly can….can-can”

It seems the Daily Express and Daily Star have overdosed on this Irving Berlin song – since May they have been predicting a heatwave “next week”. Here is the latest prediction from today, 16/8/21.

News Link

The trouble is – they never materialise.

Fuck the Express for raising my hopes. I suppose they hang a bit of seaweed out of the bog window at their office.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

 

The Puzzle of Identifying Terrorists

The dreadful killings by a nutter in Plymouth are apparently due to right wing terrorism due to the evil cunt being an ‘incel’

”Incels, who typically blame women for a failure to form sexual relationships, are currently considered part of right-wing terrorism – but Mr Hall acknowledged they are “quite separate”.

Mr Hall is some cunt from the Home Office apparently. So his erudition and competence can never be in doubt.

And here is the puzzle. An inadequate nutter Incel is a right wing terrorist, although, as with other right wing terrorists there doesnt seem to be any organisation behind them. Nor a specific belief system.

However when someone murders randomly shouting ‘Alans Snackbar’, they are usually suffering mental issues, despite there being very real organisations, belief systems and encouragement for this type of attack.

It’s a fucking puzzle. But at least we know that the Far Right are where the dangers lurk.

Incel Attack Might be act of Terrorism

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(All this fuss and introspection might have taken a different tone had the guy been of a slightly darker hue – Day Admin)

Extinction Rebellion (7)

Extinction Rebellion
These bunch of absolute wankers are set for another 2/? weeks of bell end activities and because the government has literally given them (uncosted of course) exactly what they wanted in terms of net zero promises, they are now actually asking for more.

Give them an inch eh Cressida you Dick…

I hate these cretins with a passion as they have affected me personally. Back before COVID took over these middle class unwashed sanctimonious turds blocked my workplace, train station on way back from a work trip and to top off the feeling of being personally trolled the inescapable fuckers camped on my lawn.

They ruined a public park so that they could play campsite and only now nearly 3 years later have I paid through my council tax for the grass to be resown (the workers on this nearly got into fisticuffs with Mr Snotrags as they claimed some kind of act of god on the mud??).

More piss boilingly a neighbour in my block wanted to supply them with water, I’m like er nope. They are the most entitled utopian pieces of shit and if I come across them during their next rebellion I will be getting physical this time, am utterly tired of lockdowns, capitulation to woke and this is yet another stream of BS.

https://extinctionrebellion.uk/next-uk-rebellion/
https://order-order.com/tag/extinction-rebellion/

Nominated by: Mrs snotrags (hayfever innit)

(Late news: seems the co-founder of XR admits to driving a diesel car! – Day Admin  News Link )

Screaming Kids in Supermarkets

Kids in supermarkets are cunts.

Went to Morrisons today with Mrs Norman. And, as it is school holidays, it was full of cunts with their satanic offspring.

There was a dark hued brat lying in the middle of the aisles because he couldn’t get his way. Then some other little turd let off an ear splitting scream, as if they were being murdered and it made an old lady jump out of her skin.

Then there was the family of morons with their uncontrollable kid sat in the fucking trolley, as his thick mum wheeled him around. He must have been at least 8 years of age.

Then there was another little fucker: who put his hand out demanding sweets and he made a racket if he didn’t get them. His soft shithouse of a father merely complied and gave in.

And all these softarse modern parents calling their kids ‘Mate’ ‘Dude’and ‘Bud’ even when they are acting up. If I’d have stepped even slightly out of line with my parents in a shop, I’d have got a thick ear and rightly so.

Talk about the tail wagging the dog and an entitled generation. These little cunts are unfortunately the future, and it’s frightening. I blame the parents, of course. Utter cunts who have created monsters who don’t know the meaning of the word No.

No link, but I write from experience, All these little cunts and their parents were seen in the space of two hours today.? (No link needed mate as it’s a general observation nomination. But we feel your pain – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Norman

Rashid Khalid – Migrants not happy with luxury hotel

Who the fuck is he? I hear you ask. Well, he is yet another sponging pain-in-the-arse illegal immigrant, who will no doubt get the seal of approval and tearstained pleading from race baiter Diane Abott and the poofy lawyer from the s0-alled Good Law Project.

These cunts, arsewipes to a man and woman, have been put up at our expense at a 4 star hotel in London, and the ungrateful bastards are still whinging – Khalid put his ill written moans thus:

Luxury Hotel not good enough for Migrants

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

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Asylum seekers living in luxury London hotel complain it’s not good enough