New Zealanders

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Since when did these lamb slaughtering cunts own Tolkien’s legacy or get to say where the films should be made?

Tolkien – a right pretentious cunt – was born in South Africa to English parents and spent most of his childhood in England. His acknowledged influences for Middle Earth include Birmingham and Switzerland and NOT Kiwi land.

I hear they are leaving their poxy country in droves and setting up shop in Australia of all places. To want to move to a dried up dump where the spiders are as big as Harley Davidsons doesn’t say much for home.

Cunts.

Noinated by : Anonymous

( I’m guessing probably not Flaxen Saxon? )

6 thoughts on “New Zealanders

  1. Indeed Mr Administrator I can confirm that the flaxen haired one did not nominate Nuzzyland. Coming from Birmingham myself I can decidedly say that I prefer NZ to Northfield (or even Selly Oak). Tis a shit hole. NZ is fair and civilised and the only dangerous creature is a slug which will suck your life force if you stand still for 30 years. The islands are slightly larger than the British Isles and contain 4 million people. New Zealand is by far the best country to live in, bar none . Anyone who thinks otherwise is a total cunt.

  2. They have some cuntishly strong winds in Wellington – I don’t see how anybody could live there in particular. It’s an interesting country but mired in poverty compared to Oz. I wouldn’t mind living there but I don’t think I’d be making much cunting dosh.

  3. Slutty me old sausage, no poverty here. I work hard and do well. Of course the Maoris are not so fortunate, bit like the Abos, eh? And yes, you are right about the wind.

    • Have a whole branch of the family living in Oz and up to various dubious pursuits including lead mining and driving road trains. Had an aunt living in a tin shack with forty cats and a black widow in the dunny. Probably why the place smelled of piss.

      Correct me if I am wrong but I recall the ozzies treating their NZ cousins as retarded rather and the butt of many sheep shagging jokes and vice versa.

  4. Fuck the special relationship. It fucks us.

    Red mist rising. Or is it sarin gas? Conservative fuck buddies offering their arses up to placate the yanks. Parliament tells the yanks to go fuck themselves unleashing a whining wail that we have lost our way in the world. Instant third rate nation status. For why? Found the balls to say no to our lads being sent to have their bollocks blown orf in some shite encrusted muslim piss hole.

    So Hollande wants to usurp our rightful place in “the special relationship” with three inches of yank cock up his tiny arse? Good luck Francoise. Enjoy the friendly fire you froggie cunt.

  5. I am forced on reviewing this post to agree wholeheartedly with the Tolkien thing. Christ, he was a boring fucker. I’ve tried reading Lord of the Rings and never got more than 50 pages into it before dying of boredom.

    Once resuscitated, I tried watching the filum. Three times I’ve had a go and never managed more than the first half hour before falling asleep. “When is this fucking film starting?” I usually reflect before falling in somulance.

    He was a right cunt, that Tolkien!

    (and it’s still ‘film’ not ‘movie’ in my book)

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