Female singers who can’t sing are cunts.

This modern lot, like Billie Eilish and Lana Del Twat. They have no vocal range and they think that fifty cigs a day style croaking and also caterwauling in a ‘breathy’ voice is singing, when it isn’t. Singers whose vocals are 70/80% air are not singing.

These tuneless tarts may think they sound like Marianne Faithfull or Edith Piaf. When they really sound like Hilda Ogden on slow speed.

Drivel by both Del Twat and Eilish is all over Youtube.

Nominated by: Norman

Geronimo the Alpaca (and badgers and Rupert the unfunny bear. 3 for the price of 1!)

They’re disease ridden, stupid, ugly and they spit, but that’s enough about Barcelona street whores (where else in Europe can you get a blowjob for 5 euros?)

Alpacas are cunts, they’re unfriendly and if you try to get one to do something useful like pull a cart or give kids a ride they gob on you and it stinks. About the only thing they’re good for is bestiality, just the right height so no need to bend at the knees or carry a box to stand on. Unless you’re a dwarf.

This cunting isn’t really about Geronimo and his TB though, it’s the thousands of silly fuckers who signed the petition to reprieve him from his much deserved death sentence. The same fuckers who throw themselves in front of veal lorries and hug urban foxes.

Badgers eat hedgehogs which are a threatened species as a result in many areas, yet nobody starts a petition to legalise badger bating. Or to outlaw transvestites in order to protect young children. Or to lock Brian May in a room with 6 hungry badgers.

The media continually portray badgers in a positive manner (think Bill the nice badger from the Rupert the cunt cartoon) while ignoring their high crime rate and the damage they inflict on innocent motorists’ bumpers.

Llamas are even fucking worse. Bring back hanging! Save the hedgehogs!

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Nominated by: Themagiccunt

And on a similar note, there’s this from Nanook Cunt of the North

A hairy large goat cunting, if I may, for an unknown farmer called Helen Mcdonald.

In the midst of the global Covid crisis (infecting humans), this lady imported a diseased alpaca from the other side of the world. Now she is greeting and snivelling, ‘cos the nasty DEFRA want to remove this goat from the agricultural landscape of our green and pleasant land

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I suggest, fellow cunters, you couldn’t make it up. After all the restrictions of the past year and human suffering, our legal system is being clogged up by a South American camelid carrying tuberculosis. As an aside, MERS (2011) – a really nasty variant of Covid is transmitted by camels, er, yes, a camelid

Dog food from Geronimo and a nice Afghan coat from his pelt (no topical/political pun intended)

A nomination for twats who watch trashy TV and listen to pop music ironically.

I know the type; Cultural studies lecturers who wax lyrical about Eastbenders, Big Brother or latterly Love/Suicide Island being great television. The people with expensive educations who consume dross because it makes them feel clever, they can patronise the simpletons who watch it earnestly and it makes them feel less alienated from ‘mass culture’. They know they’re too thick to have a stab at Immanuel Kant.

They’re the sort who write off Nietzsche because he ‘influenced the Nazis’

Fucking hipsters on the peak of Mt Stupid.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The City of Culture

Don’t know what this entails but there are apparently a record number of bids this year. And as we all know, Hull was transformed into Venice on Humber due to it’s stint.

There are 20 applicants. Some actually are cities but most are ‘areas’ or regions, which is puzzling.

Of the 2 actual cities I know I can say this: –

Newport. I come from here and it has degenerated from a busy industrial port to a complete shithole. Aided and abetted by a fucking useless council.

Bradford. Words fail me. Culture? Drugging, grooming and very peaceful.

Then there are these oddities:-

• Conwy County
• Cornwall
• County Durham
• Lancashire
• Medway
• Powys
• Stirling
• Torbay and Exeter
• Wakefield District
• Wrexham County Borough
• Great Yarmouth
• East Suffolk

Cities? There are more sheep than people in Powys (ooh, lovely).

Wakefield is typically W Yorks i.e. a dump.

Lancashire is Islamabad with rolling R’s and the odd whippet.

What the fuck does ‘city’ of culture have to do with these places? And what is to be gained, apart from employing otherwise unemployable arty cunts who will doubtlessly mostly be from elsewhere.

Moving between ‘cities of culture’ and ER/BLM/Second referendum demonstrations.

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What a load of cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

It’s your domestic correspondent here – sort of butch Esther Ranzen – to tell you of the latest halfwit to be left in floods of tears at the checkout.

You will recall a couple of weeks ago I told you about some silly tart reduced to tears in a sports shop because the lift wasn’t working?, Well today an even sillier tart who got her knickers in a twist and departed in floods of tears because the supermarket cashier was too fast for her. Step forward, Ms. Fuller:

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You can only assume that these daft cows are after financial compensation, else why do they admit to grizzling over such minor matters.

At one time in Britain we were proud of our stiff upper lips – these days the stiff upper lips are engulfed under floods of tears and double chins.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs