The Met office used to call their weather reports ‘The Weather’ – but now its in transition and been rebranded ‘The Weather AND CLIMATE CHANGE’

Met Office Link

I filled in the survey, hey it takes about 5minutes so you know bathroom, waiting, hole that needs to be filled, well drained or emptied.

So I was asked ‘how they could improve their site’ – big mistake. Please feel free to add, edit or share your own opinions. Just how much do they know about eccentricity? [not running around naked throwing your life savings into the street] – but how circular or egg shaped the earth goes round the sun? – precession and other essential terms converging on a typical 30 000 year cycle. Most like a big fat zero. Climate since records began? What since T-rex was out of diapers in the cretaceous period (I don’t think), just around the time the titanic was being built getting ready to sink due to perpetual global cooling.

Anyhoo my response was polite and I was thanked:

Not calling yourself climate change, it is a fallacy and more to boot meteorologists are not qualified to make such claims. For example geologists, environmental scientists and geographers are all examples of who are qualified to make such claims. Along with physicists.

Meteorologists read data from computer scientists who make models. These models are generally 95% unreliable after 72hrs. Further to this signing reputable scientists on fake journal articles not conducted by them is fraud. Any self respecting journal would immediately strike an authors name from a journal, that’s how science works.

You however, have an agenda to push so use these ‘questionable sources to push narrative onto the non-understanding’. Please explain why 500yr hot water upwellings sliced off the western antarctic ice shelf prior to industrialisation? Oh sorry did I put urea on your chips and make them unpalatable? Behave yourself.

And please please please do us all a favour stop using bright scorching red for 18C when you used to use yellow at most. Even orange was never used much. We see through your lies and attempts for a new tax.

Thus endeth the labial curtailment

Nominated by: Climatewhat?

(Rise and Shine! – Day Admin)

A list of things not to do at the gym so as to not be a cunt to your fellow gym goers:

• 1) Don’t fart. We don’t want to smell the inside of your putrid colon.
• 2) Don’t stand in front of the weight rack and do your exercises. The rest of us need to get to the weights too. Take a couple steps back you cunt!
• 3) Don’t ask me if I’m using a machine that is 3 meters from the one I’m using. If I’m not on it, I’m not using it stupid! And don’t ask me this as I’m doing a set you blind cunt!
• 4) Don’t leave bandages, shampoo bottles, hair, razors, or shit in the fucking shower.
• 5) Put a lock on the locker you use so I don’t have to open 5 lockers to find an empty one.
• 6) Don’t sing out loud to the music in your earphones. You literally sound retarded and make others cringe.
• 7) Wipe your sweat from the equipment you thoughtless slob.
• 8) Don’t set up one half of the gym floor with half the shit in the place and walk away when you’re done. Put shit away you fucking farm animal.
• 9) Don’t grunt loudly and yell as you exert. You come off as a douchebag and startle others. Unless you’re female. That induces fantasies.
• 10) Don’t let me be the only one in the place that reports broken equipment to the staff.
• 11) Throw the paper towels used to wipe the equipment away in the trashcan (rubbish bin?) Don’t leave them in the bottle holder on the machine with 5 other wads with no room for my water bottle you lazy fucking cunts!

Ahh That was cathartic.
Apologies if my American vocabulary is confusing. Feel free to inform me of your words in your comments.
Thank you.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Working from home, from an employers point of view is a cunt, see previous employees  sue culture cunting from a few days ago. (This, presumably. Day Admin – Ungrateful Employees )

Now these cunts (employees) want to work from home and want to request this from day one. I hasten to add they are going to want the same money, do less work as well as do whatever the fuck they want, when they want, and if you refuse this request, the employee has the right to take the employer to a tribunal.

So back to previous cunting on who not to employ, There is a pattern forming here, no fucker is going to want to employ these cunts and therefore they will be asking the branch manager of Burger king why they cant work from home, see link below…..unemployable cunts, hope your good with benefits claims forms….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

The nom quotes the full article here – Day Admin Guardian News Link

It’s not my fault.
I had a shit life, my mother was an alkie.
Some big boys did it and ran away.
No link, this is just an observation.
Why can no one take responsibility for their actions?
What’s so hard about putting your hands up and saying ” You got me”
Why does every lying public figure who’s caught out try and justify their behaviour?
Why does every murderous stabby cunt play the ” deprived” childhood card, that’s if they aren’t playing the different colour card?
Why is it the fault of antiquated computer systems that people don’t get what they’re entitled too?
And why the fuck are we paying taxes to fund this total fuckwittery?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

This useless cunt of the Met Police, has said “Sorry” for the “gross betrayal” of trust between plod and the general public in light of the horrific murder of Sarah Everard by ex copper Wayne Couzens.

Home Secretary, Priti Fatarse, is the cunt who gave Dick a 2 year extension to her contract a few weeks ago, and is now asking “serious questions” about the appalling crime.

Brilliant!

And yet Dickless still clings onto her highly paid job, rejecting calls for her to resign even though as head of London Plod, the buck should really fall in her lap.

How many more murders will it take before she’s fired? And if she is booted out for being a useless cunt, can we hope her nice gold plated pension, along with any “golden goodbye” pay-off be stripped from her?

Fat fucking chance!

Oh, any comment from Suckdick Khan?

News Link

(paywalled, but probably available across MSM)

Nominated by: Technocunt

And just to add to Dickless’ woes, here’s another, this time from Jeezum Priest

News Link

Oh dear, oh dear.
The Met police really cannot seem to stop getting their foreskin trapped in the zip, can they?
Can Cressida the Crusader explain this bit of fuckery?
Or will she deny all knowledge and blame it on her predecessor?
The whole of England waits.

(Sounds harsh, but one wonders if we would witness the same MSM saturation for this ghastly murder had the murderer not being Caucasian? – Day Admin)