(New owner of Newcastle United, Mohammed bin Salman – Day Admin)

The stupidity, moral bankruptcy and gullibility of football and it’s fans.
I refer to Newcastle being taken over by racist, warmongering (Yemen) terrorist backing murderers,(allegedly). i.e. the Saudi royals.

”Alan Shearer says the Saudi Arabian-backed £305m takeover of Newcastle is a “special day” for the club’s long-suffering supporters.”

Yes, a respected ex footballer thinks this is a good thing. That’s how fucking low football has sunk in the cess pit.

The Geordie twats no doubt are looking forward to all ties with the Toon being severed like an adulteress’s head in a car park, and a team of mercenary allsorts costing 100’s of millions going by the name of Newcastle just like the Gorton pigtrotters do for Citeh. With a manager from Europe. To pander to the Chinese television audience and give a bloodthirsty despot some respectability.

Taking the fucking knee will never be more ironic.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Given the appalling events yesterday (15/10/21), this Post has been bumped up as a priority – Day Admin)

The religion of peace. In light of the stabbing in Leigh on sea yesterday. I would like to pose the question when are this soft as shit government going to crack down on these sharia cunts?
They can’t all be suffering from mental health issues F.F.S Isn’t it about time Priti useless and the jellyfish took the silk glove off and showed the mailed fist to these cunts?
The muslim council of Great Britain should be told the patience of this country is wearing thin and it’s time mosques started closing in retaliation.

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Nominated by: CuntyMort

THE RELIGION OF PEACE:

As a child (I was one once) my parents could only take me on holiday every second year, and that was nearly always to Southend and invariably we would take the pen top bus to Leigh On Sea, a few miles away – away from the permanent funfair and amusements, Leigh On Sea was lttle more than a sleepy fishing village then.

Yesterday Sir David Amess, who did so much for animal welfare ws murdered there – apparently by a British Somalian Muslim. No doubt Kahn and co will stay “diversity is our strength”. It is not – it is our weakness and our shame that we have become such a soft touch.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

If I may Admin, I’d like to give a eulogy to one of the UKs greatest MPs, that today was taken away from us in the name of diversity!

Mr Amess, a man who devoted nearly 40 years of his life to the people of his constituency was knifed to death by an evil coward who even though I’m not religious, I hope there is a hell this creature will rot in for eternity,

Mr Amess devoted his life to both improving the lives of people and animals, putting forward legislation that was not not always popular with his party contemporaries, but had the balls to do so, he was a proud patriot of our country, he was an avid Eurosceptic who I believe always wanted what was best for this country,

I give my condolences to his wife and five children who have lost a rock in their lives, you can be proud your father did his best to make this country a better place, and you can be proud your father was also murdered in cold blood doing what he was good at, helping his constituents, whether they voted for him or not!

RIP
David Amess
1952-2021

The world is now a much poorer place without you!?

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(NOTE: we have processed a nomination for the appalling “incident” yesterday, and will go live very soon. So please keep this Post on topic. Thanks – Day Admin)

Am I cynical and just know that this was staged.

The link shows a man entering a building and seconds later a glass window crashes to the ground, a lucky near miss or was it always destined to fall at the moment.

The window came from the mans brothers room Mohammed three floors up, ah now we are seeing the a little more evidence that the rules of chance may have been distorted.
Now the window was dodgy but any normal cunt would have put some duck tape on it and kept it closed until it could be repaired

Mohammed says his brother now has PTSD from the near miss and deserves some compo, fuck me, I knew there was a punchline.

Cunters you decide am I a cynical cunt or are Mo and his brother a pair money grabbing cunts.

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Nominated by: Sick of it

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Superwooftah the Camp Crusader in a same sex relationship with Boy Robin. Holy Twatman Gotham City has turned into the Manchester of the Universe. I am most seriously confused as all the Super Heroes are shagging each other and BatWoman is a munter in a consensual relationship with Lois Lane. Pass the BatDildo Lois. What next The Hulk is shagging Lassie and Goldilocks and the Three Bears are reimagined in all their LGBT glory?

Big splash KAPOW that Superman has been redrawn by some simpering Oz cunt with slap head hiding beneath a flat cap and very irritating chin beard – the sort of beard if seen on a MMA fighter would demand a Ground, Pound and KO. Oh how the little cunt twitters and puffs on about how an honour it is to have the opportunity to draw the Caped Crusader and his son with cock rings, butt plugs and arse piercings.
The Joker is on us.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

And then there’s this from Ron Knee

Superman

A short while ago I came back into the living room to find the wife laughing so hard that she was actually spilling her tea.

‘What’s tickled your fancy?’ says I, intrigued.

‘Christ’ says she, wiping a tear from her eye. ‘Have a look at this’, and points towards an article that’s up on her computer screen.

Great Caesar’s ghost! Can this be true? In another attempt to appear ‘inclusive’ and ‘diverse’, DC Comics has decided that its most iconic of icons, Superman no less, will ‘come out’ as bi-sexual.

I mean, can you Adam and Eve it? The most macho, alpha superhero ever, fresh from a hard day saving the galaxy again, returns home for a bit of a cuddle and canoodle with his ‘friend’ Jay Nakamura, a ‘Gamorran’ refugee, naturally.

You couldn’t make this stuff up. Er, well actually you can if you’re DC Comics and desperate to show how ‘progressive’ you are. Next thing you know, he’ll be wearing his shirt outside his pants, sporting a man-bun and drinking soy latté.

‘Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Superperson!’

DC Comics? Fucking AC/DC Comics morelike. I’m getting too old for this shit.

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A late entry from Miserable northern cunt, regarding Batman from the 60s TV show in need of some young Dick!

Batman.

A billionaire goes to a circus.
There he sees a supple, agile young acrobat named Dick.

Upon finding out Dick hasn’t any parents this rich man takes the boy dresses him in hot pants and mask and moves him in.

The billionaire isn’t married, no girlfriend, and dresses in a mask and head to toe black rubber.

He also has a secret cave where he takes this pliable lad for god knows what.

At no time does social services intervene,
Likewise the police.
The rich get away with anything.
Why is Batman so interested in young Dick?
Has he touched Dick?

Gotham has its problems,
Like any city.
But its a stain on its reputation if it ignores the handling of young Dick by “Older man”
Bruce Wayne.

There.
I’ve outed him.

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(Registered blind person, Nicholas Bateman and his guidedog attacked by feral yobs – Day Admin)

I have a dog. He’s neurotic, insomniac & semi continent. He 5 kilos of pure muscle, drives me mad, but I wouldn’t be without him. He’s why I get out of bed in the morning and put matching socks on.

So I was absolutely incandescent with rage to read about some lowlife kicking the service dog of a blind, wheelchair bound man.

I would suggest, when this cunt is identified, that the police just post his photo & address, and let the good citizens meet out a suitable punishment.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

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